A beautiful tribute to an American Icon: Amelia Mary Earhart
(And yes. I know there is A LOT more going on in this song. I am not stupid.)
“Like Icarus ascending On beautiful foolish arms”
–Joni
One of my favorite Amelia quotes:
“The most difficult thing is the decision to act. The rest is merely tenacity. The fears are paper tigers. You can do anything you decide to do. You can act to change and control your life and the procedure. The process is its own reward.”
Video Credit: sonicboy19
Bonus on “Hissing of Summer Lawns” A great and respectful analysis
Vid Cred: For Most of the above: JoniJourney
(I am too lazy to Break it Down)
*****
Don’t let this Bring You Down. It is a Beautiful Song, Performed by a Beautifully Sensitive, Thoughtful Lady.
A beautiful tribute to an American Icon: Amelia Mary Earhart
(And yes. I know there is A LOT more going on in this song. I am not stupid.)
“Like Icarus ascending On beautiful foolish arms”
–Joni
One of my favorite Amelia quotes:
“The most difficult thing is the decision to act. The rest is merely tenacity. The fears are paper tigers. You can do anything you decide to do. You can act to change and control your life and the procedure. The process is its own reward.”
Video Credit: sonicboy19
Bonus on “Hissing of Summer Lawns” A great and respectful analysis
Vid Cred: For Most of the above: JoniJourney
(I am too lazy to Break it Down)
*****
Don’t let this Bring You Down. It is a Beautiful Song, Performed by a Beautifully Sensitive, Thoughtful Lady.
As most of Y’all Regular and some of Y’all ‘Irregular’ readers know,
I am a Proud U.S. Navy Veteran.
Only served five years ‘active’ duty, but I crammed about fifteen years worth of Navy Experiences into those Five Years.
***
Awarded during ‘Boot Camp’ THE NAVY CLUB OF THE UNITED STATES MILITARY EXCELLENCE AWARD: “Presented to the graduating recruit who best exemplifies the qualities of enthusiasm, devotion to duty, military appearance and behavior, self-discipline and teamwork.” Follow Orange Link if you’d like to read more about THAT. Hahahaha
Honor Grad From Gunner’s Mate ‘A’ School at Great Lakes Naval Training Command
Two Runs at BUD/s (SEAL Training), Coronado, CA
Six Month ‘’Round-The-World” Deployment Onboard The USS Callaghan DDG 994 in’87
Six Month ‘WESTPac Deployment Onboard The USS Frederick LST 1184 in ‘89
Certified Range Master & Small Arms Expert
Ships Armorer & Small Arms Instructor for Entire Ship’s Crew During both Deployments (Yes, save only one Officer, I had Complete Control Over ALL The Ship’s Small Arms) Pistols up to the .50 Cals, and everything in between to include even hand grenades. And of course All of the Ammunition to go with. Needless to say, Nobody fucked with me, especially since I had ‘Rocked-Out’ of SEAL Training immediately prior to Both Deployments and was usually in a foul mood, not really relishing hanging out with ‘Black-Shoe ‘Haze-Gray & Underway’ Sailors—At least not at first. Eventually I made a small—very small—Circle of Loyal Friends.
Managed to Fall-in-Love at every Port I visited: “A Woman in Every Port” as the Saying goes, or more accurately in my hard-case, “Any Port in a Storm.”
Okay, Now that we have my Résumé all sorted, I will get to the ‘Point’ of this Exercise.
Finding myself between jobs in Memphis and under no small amount of pressure to find one from my British, actually ‘English’, “There is A DIFFERENCE” Girlfriend informed me. “Get another Job, You Tool!”
‘Tool’ is NOT a Term of Endearment.
If You have ever had an English GF, or BF I suppose, You’d Know This.
As I was saying, I needed a job. But what for me to do in Memphis? I hated Memphis. I had already worked a short stint for UPS. Short stint for FedEx. Longer stint for NIKE—Hated them all.
So one day, Helen asked me,
“What ARE you Qualified to DO Lance?”
“I can shoot straight,” I said.
“Why not then become a Security Guard?”
I thought about it for a moment, and then said, “You know, You’re right. That is at least something I might even enjoy and I’ll get to pack a gun.”
I ended up working for two different Security Companies, each Gig lasting about a year.
The first was G4S, A HUGE International Security Firm
With All The Corporate Bullshit That Comes With THAT.
I was assigned to Crosstown Concourse:
But they stuck me into a little ‘Secure Room’ in charge of monitoring all the CC Cameras, about 235 of ‘em, and I did not get to carry a gun.
“No Need,” They said.
*****
Quit G4S and went to work for a ‘Mom & Pop’
Security Shoppe
Called
‘Phelps Security.’
Memphis’ Old Money
Apparently They Had Been Around Since Moses Was A Pup
Worked the Graveyard Shift at Hotel Indigo, Downtown Memphis.
It was required that I prove that I could, indeed, fire a handgun.
I was sent to ‘Bullseye’
—A proprietorship which specialized in training and qualifying men and women to be armed security guards.
After a week of ‘Classroom Horse-Shit’ came time to ‘Officially Qualify’ on the pistol range.
But I actually did learn one useful thing in that class:
The Instructor, a grizzled old retired military vet and an ex-cop, told us:
“If you ever shoot someone, shout as loud as you can, THREE times,”
“I thought the Mother-Fu*ker was gonna Kill ME!”
****
I had told no one of my Navy ‘Qualifications.’ In fact I rarely spoke at all.
The day we were taken to the range was very cold and even though the Range was indoors, it was still damn cold, wreaking havoc with the arthritis I had been developing over the past year or so.
The Man at the counter asked me what kind of gun did I want.
I said, “A loaded one.”
He was NOT Amused.
He handed me A Glock Nineteen, some hearing protection, some eye protection, then said,
“You’ll be issued ammo when you get to the range,”
He pointed at a door.
“Right through there Son. NEXT!”
“SON? SON?!”
Hell! I was Pushin’ Sixty.
Kinda pissed me off, but I let it go.
I went through the door and joined my other ‘Fellow Classmates’
“Bit of a motley crew, but typical for Memphis,” I mused as we waited for the Range Master to Show.
Presently he arrived with his assistant who was pushing a Kroger’s Shopping cart containing lots of boxes. I assumed and rightly so this was our ammo.
Range Master gathered us around (I think there were ten of us) and proceeded to give us his ‘Safety Briefing’
The main thing I took away from his ‘Briefing’–which greatly amused me, was when he said,
“Keep your weapon pointed down range at-all-times. If you turn around, even accidentally, not thinking, and point it even inadvertently, at me or anybody else, I will shoot you.”
***
That sorted, we took our individual places in our assigned ‘Shooting Booths.’
He and his assistant handed out the ammo.
We were issued fifty rounds each.
Then we were instructed to load our magazines—‘clips’—I prefer calling them ‘Clips’. I am ‘old-school’ that way. ‘Magazines’ go into rifles, ‘Clips’ go into pistols.
I was having a lot of difficulty loading mine because of the aforementioned cold and my arthritis.
Looks Easy, Don’t it? Wasn’t for me that day.
This did not go un-noticed by the Range Master. He walked over and assisted loading my clips—ten rounds each—we had two clips.
As he was walking away I could feel his eyes on me, probably thinking, “This guy is worthless. Probably never even seen a gun in his life.”
The paper targets were already in place. First rounds: ten, were to be shot at about ten yards or so and then targets progressively moved back to about fifty yards.
We were instructed on his command to fire one round. Just to make sure we all knew which way to point the pistol and to also make sure we understood where the trigger was to be found.
We all got into our stances and Range Master gave his command, Mil Style,
“Firing one round! Ready Right! Ready Left! All Ready on the Firing Line! Fire!”
He said these commands exactly as I had been taught when I was going through MY Range Master Training and I wondered if this guy was a Vet like me.
Well I squeezed off my round.
Range Master went to all the students to make certain all had gone well.
Satisfied, he stepped Back and announced we would now fire off the remaining nine rounds before he moved our targets further back.
After he repeated his fire command and we had expended our rounds he made his rounds again. Seeing my target he did a ‘Double-Take’ and looked at me. My rounds had all hit the ‘Bullseye.” As he was staring at me I just kinda shrugged and tried not to laugh.
The targets were moved further and further back. This presented no real problems for me even though my eyesight ain’t quite what it used to be.
It did present ‘problems’ for several of the others. I could see their targets as well as mine. Obviously many of them DID NOT have fifty holes—More like thirty or so by my estimation.
Our targets were pulled in to be graded,
I think the requirement was seventy-five percent hits.
Anywhere on the HUGE Silhouette.
I think all managed that, but some just barely.
After all targets had been inspected and signed and we were heading up to the front desk to finish up the paperwork more than a few of my ‘Fellow Rangers’ came over to me,
And Someday Regret The LOSS of a MAN Who Tried to Adore her, even from afar! And She ain’t even pretty! But she intriqued Me!
I will take intrigue over preety eight days of the week! Great Songs for a Rainy Day
(Goddamn Fucking Dammmnit! I MISS Madelyn!!!!! we Both loved Joni! Almost
Equally,
but it really wasn’t a competition!—
Fuk Her! I was suppossosed to die FIrST! T
hen I would not have to SUFFER!)—mADDY! yOU Bitch! You skinny cunt! You had NO Right to die and leave me!!!!)
Fuk Life and death and fuk me for falling in love with so many bitches I could never be in the same room with for more than five minutes!
Unless it was in a bedroom or in the backseat of my car.
In those rare cases I could stretch the time to six minutes!
BACKSEAT OF MY CAR
(This is Some of Paul’s Best Work—So Many Memories of Memories I Cherish of Listening to This Fuckking Album With Mostly Now Dead Lost Friends—I am Gonna Go Cry Now For A While—BRB!)
A beautiful tribute to an American Icon: Amelia Mary Earhart
(And yes. I know there is A LOT more going on in this song. I am not stupid.)
“Like Icarus ascending On beautiful foolish arms”
–Joni
One of my favorite Amelia quotes:
“The most difficult thing is the decision to act. The rest is merely tenacity. The fears are paper tigers. You can do anything you decide to do. You can act to change and control your life and the procedure. The process is its own reward.”
Video Credit: sonicboy19
Bonus on “Hissing of Summer Lawns” A great and respectful analysis
Vid Cred: For Most of the above: JoniJourney
(I am too lazy to Break it Down)
*****
Don’t let this Bring You Down. It is a Beautiful Song, Performed by a Beautifully Sensitive, Thoughtful Lady.
As most of Y’all Regular and some of Y’all ‘Irregular’ readers know,
I am a Proud U.S. Navy Veteran.
Only served five years ‘active’ duty, but I crammed about fifteen years worth of Navy Experiences into those Five Years.
***
Awarded during ‘Boot Camp’ THE NAVY CLUB OF THE UNITED STATES MILITARY EXCELLENCE AWARD: “Presented to the graduating recruit who best exemplifies the qualities of enthusiasm, devotion to duty, military appearance and behavior, self-discipline and teamwork.” Follow Orange Link if you’d like to read more about THAT. Hahahaha
Honor Grad From Gunner’s Mate ‘A’ School at Great Lakes Naval Training Command
Two Runs at BUD/s (SEAL Training), Coronado, CA
Six Month ‘’Round-The-World” Deployment Onboard The USS Callaghan DDG 994 in’87
Six Month ‘WESTPac Deployment Onboard The USS Frederick LST 1184 in ‘89
Certified Range Master & Small Arms Expert
Ships Armorer & Small Arms Instructor for Entire Ship’s Crew During both Deployments (Yes, save only one Officer, I had Complete Control Over ALL The Ship’s Small Arms) Pistols up to the .50 Cals, and everything in between to include even hand grenades. And of course All of the Ammunition to go with. Needless to say, Nobody fucked with me, especially since I had ‘Rocked-Out’ of SEAL Training immediately prior to Both Deployments and was usually in a foul mood, not really relishing hanging out with ‘Black-Shoe ‘Haze-Gray & Underway’ Sailors—At least not at first. Eventually I made a small—very small—Circle of Loyal Friends.
Managed to Fall-in-Love at every Port I visited: “A Woman in Every Port” as the Saying goes, or more accurately in my hard-case, “Any Port in a Storm.”
Okay, Now that we have my Résumé all sorted, I will get to the ‘Point’ of this Exercise.
Finding myself between jobs in Memphis and under no small amount of pressure to find one from my British, actually ‘English’, “There is A DIFFERENCE” Girlfriend informed me. “Get another Job, You Tool!”
‘Tool’ is NOT a Term of Endearment.
If You have ever had an English GF, or BF I suppose, You’d Know This.
As I was saying, I needed a job. But what for me to do in Memphis? I hated Memphis. I had already worked a short stint for UPS. Short stint for FedEx. Longer stint for NIKE—Hated them all.
So one day, Helen asked me,
“What ARE you Qualified to DO Lance?”
“I can shoot straight,” I said.
“Why not then become a Security Guard?”
I thought about it for a moment, and then said, “You know, You’re right. That is at least something I might even enjoy and I’ll get to pack a gun.”
I ended up working for two different Security Companies, each Gig lasting about a year.
The first was G4S, A HUGE International Security Firm
With All The Corporate Bullshit That Comes With THAT.
I was assigned to Crosstown Concourse:
But they stuck me into a little ‘Secure Room’ in charge of monitoring all the CC Cameras, about 235 of ‘em, and I did not get to carry a gun.
“No Need,” They said.
*****
Quit G4S and went to work for a ‘Mom & Pop’
Security Shoppe
Called
‘Phelps Security.’
Memphis’ Old Money
Apparently They Had Been Around Since Moses Was A Pup
Worked the Graveyard Shift at Hotel Indigo, Downtown Memphis.
It was required that I prove that I could, indeed, fire a handgun.
I was sent to ‘Bullseye’
—A proprietorship which specialized in training and qualifying men and women to be armed security guards.
After a week of ‘Classroom Horse-Shit’ came time to ‘Officially Qualify’ on the pistol range.
But I actually did learn one useful thing in that class:
The Instructor, a grizzled old retired military vet and an ex-cop, told us:
“If you ever shoot someone, shout as loud as you can, THREE times,”
“I thought the Mother-Fu*ker was gonna Kill ME!”
****
I had told no one of my Navy ‘Qualifications.’ In fact I rarely spoke at all.
The day we were taken to the range was very cold and even though the Range was indoors, it was still damn cold, wreaking havoc with the arthritis I had been developing over the past year or so.
The Man at the counter asked me what kind of gun did I want.
I said, “A loaded one.”
He was NOT Amused.
He handed me A Glock Nineteen, some hearing protection, some eye protection, then said,
“You’ll be issued ammo when you get to the range,”
He pointed at a door.
“Right through there Son. NEXT!”
“SON? SON?!”
Hell! I was Pushin’ Sixty.
Kinda pissed me off, but I let it go.
I went through the door and joined my other ‘Fellow Classmates’
“Bit of a motley crew, but typical for Memphis,” I mused as we waited for the Range Master to Show.
Presently he arrived with his assistant who was pushing a Kroger’s Shopping cart containing lots of boxes. I assumed and rightly so this was our ammo.
Range Master gathered us around (I think there were ten of us) and proceeded to give us his ‘Safety Briefing’
The main thing I took away from his ‘Briefing’–which greatly amused me, was when he said,
“Keep your weapon pointed down range at-all-times. If you turn around, even accidentally, not thinking, and point it even inadvertently, at me or anybody else, I will shoot you.”
***
That sorted, we took our individual places in our assigned ‘Shooting Booths.’
He and his assistant handed out the ammo.
We were issued fifty rounds each.
Then we were instructed to load our magazines—‘clips’—I prefer calling them ‘Clips’. I am ‘old-school’ that way. ‘Magazines’ go into rifles, ‘Clips’ go into pistols.
I was having a lot of difficulty loading mine because of the aforementioned cold and my arthritis.
Looks Easy, Don’t it? Wasn’t for me that day.
This did not go un-noticed by the Range Master. He walked over and assisted loading my clips—ten rounds each—we had two clips.
As he was walking away I could feel his eyes on me, probably thinking, “This guy is worthless. Probably never even seen a gun in his life.”
The paper targets were already in place. First rounds: ten, were to be shot at about ten yards or so and then targets progressively moved back to about fifty yards.
We were instructed on his command to fire one round. Just to make sure we all knew which way to point the pistol and to also make sure we understood where the trigger was to be found.
We all got into our stances and Range Master gave his command, Mil Style,
“Firing one round! Ready Right! Ready Left! All Ready on the Firing Line! Fire!”
He said these commands exactly as I had been taught when I was going through MY Range Master Training and I wondered if this guy was a Vet like me.
Well I squeezed off my round.
Range Master went to all the students to make certain all had gone well.
Satisfied, he stepped Back and announced we would now fire off the remaining nine rounds before he moved our targets further back.
After he repeated his fire command and we had expended our rounds he made his rounds again. Seeing my target he did a ‘Double-Take’ and looked at me. My rounds had all hit the ‘Bullseye.” As he was staring at me I just kinda shrugged and tried not to laugh.
The targets were moved further and further back. This presented no real problems for me even though my eyesight ain’t quite what it used to be.
It did present ‘problems’ for several of the others. I could see their targets as well as mine. Obviously many of them DID NOT have fifty holes—More like thirty or so by my estimation.
Our targets were pulled in to be graded,
I think the requirement was seventy-five percent hits.
Anywhere on the HUGE Silhouette.
I think all managed that, but some just barely.
After all targets had been inspected and signed and we were heading up to the front desk to finish up the paperwork more than a few of my ‘Fellow Rangers’ came over to me,
