OK. Thanks To My Great Good Friend and Fellow-Blogger, Cherie, I Must Re-Post This One–Not Because I am Vain–But In Spite of My Mis-Placed Vanity

And Because Of My

‘Texan Superiority Complex’

OK,

And Because I AM Vain.

Whut-Ever!

“All The Leaves Are Brown”

Take Some Solace:

It Works With My Current Obsession With California…

I’ll Get Over It–

When Cali Eventually Falls Into The Sea.

As She Must–

It Is Written

Pre-Ordained

I have spent a great portion of my life living in California.

First with my Mom back in the Sixties and then Later (Mid 80’s) When I was a Sailor Stationed in San Diego.

I have always loved Cali

(Of Course not as I LOVE Texas, But Love California I did.)

So it is with a Heavy Heart That I Post this Post.

The California

That I loved so Much is Dead to me Now.

And So glad I ‘escaped’ before She Tuned to Literal Shite.

I’d like to hang onto my GOOD Memories of California–All the Times Mom and I would go to San Francisco, Santa Cruz,

And of course

Haight-Ashbury

And 39613 Bruning Street

Michelle Phillips is such a petite, beautiful lady.

I have ALWAYS Adored Her

Love You Cass Elliot et al–Wonderful Talent in This Group

JONI!

What Would You Say Now Joni?

Dearest Joni, Pretty sure California has broken your Heart as it has mine. I love you Joni for this magical Song–and for ALL of your Magical Songs–You are such an important part of my life. And you will always remain, holding a very special place in my heart.

Until Death do us part. I hope I go first. I do not wish to live in a world without you, Joni Mitchell

*****

Moving on–My fawning desire over Joni,

for now, sated

(But trust me: It will resurface, and probably much sooner than later)

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And this Saddens Me. Me, The Eternal Cock-Eyed Optimist, But Some things Are Perma-Broken and I see no Chance of Fixing Them Anytime soon:

Street Cred: Paul Joseph Watson

Christmas Is Gonna Be Rough On Me This Year–Oh D(r)ear–In Yer Ear… “All The Lettuce is Brown, Alien, And Alive! Yes, I Am Properly F#^ked! Oh, Almost Forgot: And The Milk is Gray. Okay? José?”

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All the lettuce is brown

And the milk

is

Gray

So I ran away!

Because shit like brown, pulsating, alive lettuce frightens me. I prefer my lettuce dead, not running about, chasing me.

And gray milk?

Don’t think so!

Not appealing to me.

Been there.

Done that.

In Iraq.

Never again.

No Sir. No Ma’am!

My Life?

I’m lovin’ it!

Wanna keep it.

Alive.

Wanna keep my life… alive.

Spend your pity coins on someone else.

But first call in an air-strike on the lettuce–for me–thanks– ‘preciate Ya!

I will survive.

Thank you

Drive Thru

Better Version Found Below

P.S., I Love You Michelle (You too Cass)

Cali-Dreamin’ and Schemin’

Vid Cred: Thefreddy Show

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Added Bonus Reference

“P.S., I love you.” You. You. You. (Michelle, My Belle.)

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Bonus Addled Value:

Michelle Phillips, 1986

Oh, And by The Way…


Regis Philbin,

You are Cordially Invited To ….

Kizz My Azz–The Dark Part,

You Dumb-Ass, Lame-Azz, Wanna-Be Interviewer!

Now Go Outside and Wax My Car!

You Dumb-Shit!

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Lovely, Wonderful Michelle

Vid Cred: LPXI

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More Bonus Onus:

Monday Monday

“Can’t Trust That Day”

Cred: OscarOsR

OK. Here is Yet One More Post I Seem Incapable of Just Walking Away From. Or… “P.S., I Love You Michelle My Belle”

Dedication!

Yeah!

C’est Moi!

Dedicated to the one I love

(That would be you, Michelle My Beautiful Song-Bird Darling)

Street Cred For Shared Vid: Folk Experience

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Stupid Autor’s Note:

I am not stupid

I know the ‘talent’ in the Band was all Cass Elliot.

She had the ‘pipes’

But she did not have the charm.

Nor the looks.

Therein lies my dilemma.

I love Cass,

But she just don’t move me

Like Michelle

So I ‘write’ about Michelle.

Oh swell.

Guess I am just a Typical ‘Stare-e-Oh!’ Ugly Texan

Vid Cred: “The Beatles” (No Shit Captain Obvious Lance?)

All the lettuce is brown

And the milk

is

Gray

So I ran away!

Because shit like brown, pulsating, alive lettuce frightens me. I prefer my lettuce dead, not running about, chasing me.

And gray milk?

Don’t think so!

Not appealing to me.

Been there.

Done that.

In Iraq.

Never again.

No Sir. No Ma’am!

My Life?

I’m lovin’ it!

Wanna keep it.

Alive.

Wanna keep my life… alive.

Spend your pity on someone else.

But first call in an air-strike on the lettuce–for me–thanks– ‘preciate Ya!

I will survive.

Thank you

Drive Thru

Better Version Found Below

P.S., I Love You Michelle

Cali-Dreamin’ and Schemin’

Vid Cred: Thefreddy Show

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Added Bonus Reference

“P.S., I love you.” You. You. You. (Michelle, My Belle.)

Added Bonus Because I am INANE AND INSANE!

Vid Cred: Them Boys From Liverpool