Just Shoot Me! Why, Oh Why? Why is WP So Fukked–zUP? My ‘Links’ Are ALL Convoluted!–Too Much Empty Space Between The Space!” WHY?!

This Irritates The Fuk Outta Me!

I AM NOT A Nice Person When Yu Irritate the Fuk Outta me–

Trust Me:

I have References.

My Only ‘Work-Around’ is to DELETE My ‘Featured’ Image!

I DO NOT WANT To Do That!

Mister Bill!

Why????

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Mr Bill Safety Tips:

Street Cred: Jeremiah Hupka

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Alcoholics,” or As Janis Oft Refrained:

“I Don’t Do Drugs: I’m A ‘Juicer'”

(Of Course, She Was Lying)–

She Did Everything!

Sadly,

That’s How We Came To Lose Her In Nineteen Seventy.

Broke My Heart.

Truly Did

Just For Ref:

Janis

“It Don’t Make No difference Babe”

Have you ever gotten so drunk that you Fell

UP

The Down Staircase?

I Know I have!

And More Than Thrice

Now Yes, I know:

I Write A Lot About Drunks

Dat’s Because

I

“R”

One

But I Appear To Be…

In Good Company

And It’s So Much More Fun

To Slow-Kill One’s Self this Way

Than the Other Way

The Fast Way

“Don’t Bogart That Joint My Friend;

Pass It Over To Me”

The Greatest Bullshit Story Ever Told

“Roll Another One. Just Like The Other One”

Don’t Touch My Bags If You Please

Mister Custom’s Man

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“Up The Down Staircase”

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Robin:

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Richard:

*****

Ernest

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Old Hollywood Stars Who Were ALWAYS Drunk

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Tanya!

Y’all’ll Havta Scroll Down On This One

If’n You Wanna see Tanya

Aint No Free Rides In This Mouse House

I Saved The Best For Last