‘Naitivity’ Fukkin’ WP ALWAYS Prompts Me To “Update” Procreate! Fornicate. Masterbate. Ev’n If I Just Casually ‘Re-Look’ At A Post!

FUCK THE FUCK OFF WORDPRESS!

5 Things you Need to Know BEFORE Using WordPress

WP FAIL!

Fuk U Word-Press! Stop Wastin’ My Finite Time!

It’s My Dime After All.

Ain’t It?

Assholes!

WordPress I Know Where You Live!

I Will Darken Yer Door!

U Won’t Have A Fun Time!

Beeleeve You Me!

Do NOT Do it Word-Press! I Will Come to Your Town!

Oh My God!

What’s Happening To Me?

Cred For Vid: tiantian42554

Surely this is a word (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/naive)

Maybe not…

When I first  started this blog… (so many moons ago) I thought to myself, I thought: “Here is where I will write my Great American Novel” They will come. 

*alas*

“fruition” is just a word.

coming to same… is.. well… 

Forget You!

(Yep! oft-times, I revert to Peanut-speak he was, is,  the smartest dead man I know) 

have ever known…

I love (d) him. I miss him; He spelled it out.

Daily.

I miss him.

Marvelous much.

He and I, we heard (hearded) them chimes at midnight.

Yeah; I miss The  Pee-Nut.

(He died too soon)

he was a bull-rider….

“Blow, you old blue Norther”

He was my friend.

“Cynical… and drunk… and…. boring…”

Yeah: Nut would call me out that way (And No! Yes! He hated Joni Mitchell)

“Fucx you Peanut! I never cared one whit about your opinions!”  You asshole!

And yes, I know…  Judy Collins… But she got the words wrong. She said, “Northern” not “Norther”
Anyone who lives in Texas… know them difference.

Judy was… hot though, weren’t she??

Really hot.

I always forgave her (for her ‘hotness’)

“I’m gonna blow this damn candle out..”

See ya!

Either I’M too drunk to bE drunk or too Stupid to bE Stupid, oR WP is STUPID! I’m A-GONNA GO With OPTION “D” (Which I Shall Invent as I Go and time flies by)

UP-PUP_Chuck! Chuck,

Y’all Dun Fuck’d With The Wrong Cowboy.

And, BTW Chuck… I Already Performed My up-Chuck for-the-day, so fuck off!

And git outta my face!

****

Fuckin’ Dated! Profane Profanity! (With Special Guest Star Cordelia)

I am So Far Away From “Give-a-Shit-Land” that even If I had Unlimited Access to the Hubble: It would Make as ’bout as Much and Concern to Me as a Cup of Warm Copenhagen Spit!

I’d Just FLUSH IT Along with all the Other sUPER-dUPPER superfulious callifragile —-

you know rhe resa=a=song—if you have a fucking brain! I am removin’ from MY Knife (and MY LIFe)! WP Brings OUT The Worst Liver WurtZ Parts of Me! I am trying to Be KIND!

But WP is turning this into a fukkkin STRUGGLE! I MAY AS WELL BE BACK IN IRAQ! LIFE WAS SO MUCH EASIER THEN! WP is Pissin’ Me The FUK OFF!

hAVE I failed to MENTION TODAY How MUCH I HATE WP?

My Girl!

Dedicated

To

That

Bitch

I admire

for

Her

Courage

My Girl!

Cordelia!

I LOVE HER

I use a lot.

A lot of

Profanity

What can I say?

I am a Texan / Sailor

Or a Sailor / Texan

‘Tis my nature.

Never mean to offend.

Perhaps I should mend

My speech a little.

Naw!

Fuck that!

***

From ‘Lear’:

CORDELIA:

“Unhappy that I am, I cannot heave

My heart into my mouth. I love your majesty

According to my bond, no more nor less.”

LEAR:

“How, how, Cordelia? Mend your speech a little,

Lest you may mar your fortunes.”

“Daddy! Me ”Fortunes’ Goy (Lil Lenny-Jew Humor there–if you don’t catch the ref—you need not be HERE!)

mY fukkin’g ‘fortunes never existed! marred long fukkin’ time ago!” Married some other

ASSHOLE!

NEVER CAUGHT Her NAME!

NOT THAT THAT WOULD MATTER! FUK Her1 FUK HER! FUCK THE WORLD!

STOP! THIS GREYhOUND!

i’M GETTIN’ OFF!

Just for FUCKIN’ FUN

Because

I’m

a

MORON!

Street Cred: Julie Nolke

I FUKKIN’ LOVE HER!

No One Ub=derstns

My

Sins-of-Humor

This makes me

Sad!

Why

Do

I wasste

MY

Finitte

Time?

Castin’

Pearls

At

Swime?

Swim’en”

With

Bow-legg’d

wimmens!

(I really need to be….put down! For The Sake of hUMANITY —

OR at LEAST That FRAGILE Future of What Pipe Dreams it fkkin’ harbors for its lame-ass-self…. shit!

Ninety-nine and some chge of all creatures who ever walked or swam on this fukkin’ planet have gone xe-fukkin’ stink! You tink Homo-Sapiens are “special? Well a wink is as good as a nod to a blind fuckin’ horse!

***

Some

Asshole

Out

in

:”Radio-

Land

Needs

to “Hip”

Me!

Becuz

I am doin’

This

Shit

in

My

tireless

Effort

To

Fucking

“Entertaine

Yer

Dumb

Assesses!

Please

Believer

When

I

say,

I have

Better

shit

I

i Could do

To

Occupy

My

Fucking

MIND

But

I love

to

try

to

brighten

Your day!

In

My

Simp,ly

Way!

I fukkin’

work

REAL FUKKING

HARD

at

IT

goggamn it!

I work real hard for the money!

That money

I need so

desparately

Need

But

would

Never

Ever!

Ask

You

For!

I suppose

All I would love

Is a

Little

Simlple

“Fuckin’ Thank – You”

mAYBE JUST once per year!

What do that cost you?

A fucking

Mouse miss-fire?

It is not my desire to write in a fuckin’ vacuum!

I am here to try to make you laugh!

Spend the time!

Drop a

fukkin’ dime

But….

Honestly!

I don’t

Give a shit

I write for me

The rest of y’all

can

go get

wrecked!

I won’t miss

Y’all!

For

What you

are

Trying


To

Fucking

DO!

I do NOT

Fuck about!

I am

SMART!

i HAVE been

’round

The fuckin’

Whurl!

Three

Fukkin’

Times!

Do

Y’aa

Think

I

Cannot

Better Find

Ways

To

Waste

My

Fukking time?

And my MIND?

BUT I LOVE

MY READERS!

ALL FIVE OF YOU!!!!

Yeah! I know I’m an asshole!

Git over

That!

Or Git away from me!

I aint

lookin’ for your

fukkink’ smyan-me!

Go on!

Be a FUCKING

PHOTOGRAPH!

I’LL Frame you

And

HANG

You

On

My

“I love Me Wall”

Then

Everytime I see

I

See

you

I

will

Laugh

My

Fuckin’

Ass

Off!

Do you honestly

Wish

me

Dead?

Pretty

Sure

I can

fullfill

That

Vain

Fantasy you have!

Fuck all of this!

I AM SO

SICK

OF

LANCE!

HE AIN’T FIT TO LIVE

WITH!

JUST CALL ME

“HUD!”

gODDAMMMMMNIT!

And…..

In

closing

Let

Me

Say

This

About

This!!!!

“It ain’t

Easy

Bein’

Lance”

And that

is

All

I

got

To

say

About

That!

I do realize

I have

Lost

My fukkin’

Mind!

But

I will

Find it

Again

SometimeIt

Was here

Just a minute ago

Could not

Have

Strayed

Far!

Maybe

I

Just

miss-placed

In

My Pocket!

“Insaniity”

is

JUST

A

Scare

Word

For

Cowards!

God-Fuckin-Zilla

Crit Drinker!

I wish I Were Fukkin’ GAY!

(Don’t Worry–GIRLS–I ain’t!)

But I FUKKIN’; LOVE YOU Crit Drinker Man! I fukkin’ LOVE YOU!

MY MAN! YOU NAIL IT EVER’ FUKKIN’ TIME! GODDAMN FUKKIN’ DAMN!

My mind is FUKKIN’ GONE!

I’m REALLY sORRY

kids!

Just joshin’

I AIN’T SORRY

fer

SHIT!

i’M a cunt!

Love

That

‘Bout me!

****

i’LL GET TO THE Vid Creds Once I awake

FROM MY

Coma

‘Cause

I

NEVER

Fail

To

Give

Credit

When

Fukkin’ du du du

And

FU

Dice!

I Despise This Ass-Hole, But I Love His Music! Jackson Browne Was / Is A Misogynist. And An Idiot! But I Kinda, Sorta, Forgave Him That. Not Really! Do NOT Even Ask Me How Nor Why. Never, Ever Ask Me Questions!

(Not really—He is An Asshole–I Do Not Tolerate Abuse of Women–Well-Documented By Me In These Pages)

But Also Documented By Me:

I Appreciate The Art,

Even If The ‘Artist’ Is An Asshole.

 

But I liked him anyway

Or/And His music.

I really did like his music.

(I could not help it)

Run Away Idiot

Cred for Vid Share: Megan Smith

The Pretender!

Pretending To Be a Real Man:

Fuck U Jacs–Off – Browne

You Fake-A-Zoid Worthless Mother-Fucker!

I AM RE-POSTING THIS BECAUSE IT IS REALLY OBNOXIOUS AND GLASSIC & SARCASTIC: FUKKIN’ LANCE! & HAVE A NICE DAY! Okay? We Still OK?

OH YEAH! I FUKKIN’ ADDED SOME SHITE!

As I Might, May, G’Nite, OK? Fuck,

Stop This World;

I wanna get Off!

****

Shit! WP is STUPID! I Just Wanted to RePost A Post! But Fuk No! WP Needs a Fukkin’ Parental Permission Slip!

Why Does “Workin'” With WordPress Make Me Feel Like Michelangelo, On His Back, Probably Regularilly gettin’ FUKKED IN HIS AZZ!

While Just Tryin’ To Paint The Fukkin’ Sistine Chapel??? WHY? OH Why?? Fuk YOU WP!

(yEaH! ThiS iS A FUCKiN’ RANT! gO away From Me!) AND TAKE YER FUKKING TEA AND SIM- PHONY BULLSHIT WITH YOU!

Yes! I am that ASSHOLE Your Parents WARNED You About! AND WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EMAIL ME A FUCKKIN’ PHILIPPIPS AND A FLIP-INO TO OPERATE IT! SCREW-DRIVER

SO THAT I MAY REPAIR MY BIG, FOR REALS COMPUTER? THIS LAP-TOP PISSES ME OFF!

Now I’m gonna Lay Me Down to Sleep Forever

(and Three Days)

Oh Happy Fukkin’ Dagger!

And Just Because I Have a Sense of HUMOR:

OH MY Gawd!

JULIE!

JULIE

Julie!

How Do I LoveThee?

I CANNOT COUNT THE WAYS!

All The Ways

That

I

Love

YOU!

You Girl!

ARE Fukkin’ Brilliant!!!!

A Fukkin’

TREASURE!

Without

MEASURE!

(I just Gotta Watch This One Ten More Times Today!)

Tomorrow!

I Will Watch it Twenty More Times Tomorrow!

Because Tomorrow is Yet Another Day!

https://www.youtube.com/c/FeelingPeckish

NO.

It’s AWFUL

“My Momma Loved Me

But

She died”

“You’re Not My Friend. Guesss What? I’ll Live”

****

I LOVE THIS MAN!

“THE CHURCH OF FUCK YOU!”

And While I’m at it:

FUCK YOU TOO FACEBOOK!

YAHOO!!!!

The Recent Death of the Queen and My Remembrances of Lady Di… Fuk it! Y’all Can Plainly See Which Direction This Train Wreck Is Heading. Or, If You Profess To Profess Professor, You Should Already Know

***

****

I LOVE The Lovely Linda! McCartney/Eastman.

Try To Keep Up–Lots of ‘Lindas’ Have Blessed My Life Thru The Years & Beers & Jears & Tears

****

Welcome To The Lance Anthony Marcom

‘Free Rant-City Emporium’

Free Coffee and Gin

Dive Right In!

****

Why Must Death be so Permanent?
Now I FINALLY Understand the Want, The NEED for Religion.
We Must Have an After-Life!

We Needed One.

So We Invented One

****

Peggy Lee – Is That All There Is?

“Well Then, Let’s Break Out The Booze and Have A Ball”

God’s Not Makin’ Broads Like this Anymore.

Why The Fuck Not God?

U So Goddamn Smart

Sorry for the Fun-Pun God.

LMFAO!

“Why Doesn’t She Just End It All?” Oh No. Not Me. I’m Not Ready For That Final Disappointment.”

Cred for Share: I Don’t Care. So There!

****

If Truly True, I Need to be Taken Out Back

And Shot.

In The Head.

Five Times.

“Linda & Lance Went To Mars”

(And They Lived Happily Ever After)

Linda McCartney interview, December 10th 1992

Cred For Shares: promosounds

I’m an Asshole!

I Cannot Help it!

I Have Strong Opinions.

Be They Right or Be They Wrong, They’re Mine. I Own Them. Lock-Stock & Two Barrels—Better Watch Yer Ass!

‘Cause I’m Scrazy-Crazy

****

The Life and Tragic Ending of Linda McCartney

Makes Me So Sad

I Did Love Her

This Bullshit Vid Below

NOt Very good,

But it is the Only One I could Find

At the present time.

I’d cred this vid, but I have forgotten from Whom I Stole It

***

I Was in Love With Her Ever Since

“Wings Wild Life”

Shit! I’m lyin—

I was in love with her way before that!

“Some People Never Know”

I’d Like to Believe

That I Know

Paul Did Not Truly Love Her

But Her Untimely Death Really Fucked Him Up

Guess That’s Why He Married That Slut.

She Wasn’t a Slut,

But she Sold Her Soul for a handful of Promised Gold.

Slut? Not She.

“Whore” is The Better Descriptor

Heather Mills:

OK, Maybe She WAS A Slut

***

But Paul Was Definitely A Sad Old Slut.

And For Shit-Sure I Can Relate…

Me Being Same Same

****

Sir Paul Should Have Employed A Little More Discretion,

And Shown Some More Respect For The Memory of Linda.

Just Sayin’

Lovely Linda:

Maybe He Truly Did Love Her

Who Couldn’t?

Wouldn’t

Shouldn’t?

If any out there & reading this and don’t quite ‘get me’–I Have a word you might get:

‘Moron’

See? I Just Expanded Your Vocabulary

Feel Free To Thank me Later

And Send Me Some Cash Money

(Use The Dark Brown Envelope)

Cred: BeatlesWives

*****

Just Another Day???

Cred for Vid: Bertierocks1

****

Really?

Fuck You Paul!

You Never Knew What A Treasure You Had Been Blessed to Have

And Then Yu Got Re-Married to Some Slut in Yer Old Age–

Defiling the Memory of Linda!

U Worthless Cunt!

You Should’ve remained celebrate, uh–celibate

That’s what I would’ve done!

Hahaha!

Not Really,

But, at the very least, you could’ve stayed home alone with the Brand-Knew,

And no one Who would’ve ever known The Newest Missus McCartney. Or given a flying fuck. But no! We all had to suffer with you. You shoulda stood up, been a man. But I guess that ain’t in yer Jeans

Or Given a shit.

Forgive Me Paul, But You are So

‘Yesterday’

****

YeaH!

I BURIED THE FUCKING LEEED.

This vid below is the entire point of this pointless post.

Took me a little ‘minuet’ to git to it, but at least I finally did

Yet one more stupid FaceBork Post:

“I gotta repost this post and allow me to enlighten and explain to you why:

At least thirty-three percent of the songs are songs that JOhnny Whitley reminded me of or turned onto for the very first time.

Thank you Johnny:  My good, great newly re-discovered friend from “The Old HG Daze”.

Thank you Johnny. You have brought joy back into my life.

Joy was missing in action.

Now she has returned.

“Welcome back Joy. I have missed you.”

(Muse sitting on the ‘Nasty Couch’ looks up and glares at me)

I am sincere in this statement .

You have not  an idea.

But actually, I’d wager you do.

“Linda Went to Mars.”

And Lance was on that same spaceship….

We were shit-mates

Me and Linda.

And we ENJOYED  the ride.

We did not so much enjoy our “arrival”

You see…

Life is all about the “journey”

Never about the final destination arrival.

Very much so

MERRY  CHRISTMAS”

Oh shit!

I made an esoteric reference

Here is the link:

Shit that makes me happy

Added value:

Finally! CNN is Goin’ Tits Up! About Fuc*Kin’ Time

Major Shake-Up Over Yonder At Clown News Net-Worthless

Street Cred: Liberal Hivemind

“I’m Melting!”

Poor Lil Snow Flake!

***

It’s About Time.

It’s About Space.

It’s About Time That You Lost

Your Face!

Cred: ClassicFlix

Please Allow Me A Moment While I Gloat

Not Un-Like A Puffed-Up Puffer Fish

***

Time Has Come Today!

Cred: The Chambers Brothers