Long story ‘Bout Me–
Maybee Later I’ll Tell The Story.
Trust Me: It Ain’t Easy Being Me.
At least I got me a souvenir:
Get Well Soon!
Cred for vid: =
Being Well-Known and Eight Bits Might, Just Might
Get You A Cup Of Coffee.
If You’re Lucky And Have Not Sinned Recently.
Guess That Counts ME Out
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Asshole! I KNOw I KnOw I know I’m a Fukking asshole! I am, A fuckkking Asshole! But I AM not f*CkIN’ sTUpId!
“Shoot Low Sir; I Think she’s Riding a Shetland.”
I Know! Hand Me the Rifle, watch this and STFU!
I Know I Know I Know…
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Bill Withers – Ain’t No Sunshine
Did Y’all Count the “I Knows?”
I Know I know That I did.
I Counted Twenty-Four–
But then, I’m see’in’ Double
Foreigner – Double Vision:
Yer Mileage May Vary
Cred for Vid: Andres Trevino
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Texas ain’t ’bout SHit
She is sublime!
In My Mind!
I Created Her In My Mind-Time
But! Go Ahead!
Spend a dime!
Take some Time
And Go Ahead
Live With Me!
In
My Vain Fantasy!
“Shoot Low Sir; I Think she’s Riding a Shetland.“
Bonus!
“Deep In The Heart Of Texas”
Cred: TXCOC
I made her
(My Muse)
In My Mind!
Pygmalion-Like!
I will expand on thIS LAtR“
aLLIGAtOR!
(iF yer Lucky)
This is SEXIST aSK
Ask me hoW maNY Fuks
I Don’t Give!
God Blesse’d Texas!
Fun Fact:
Rhonda and I, My Second or Third,
Lived Less Than Three Mile From
SouthFork “Ranch”,
In Plain’Oh
Texas!
Our Tailor PARK
Was Called
“SouthFork!”
I am NOT
Making This Up!
U Can Look it Up!
(It is Still There!)
But they No Longer Call Them
“Trailer Parks”
They are Now…
“Mobile-Home Communities“
Fuk Me!
I am Just Plain ‘Ol White Trash
&
Proud of it
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You Broke it!
You Fix it!
I don’t C’AAre, Nor gi\ve a fuk!
All the Y’alls
Y’all!
Friday Night Lights:
All the Y’alls from Tami Taylor
Yu Fix This Chocolate Mess!
I don’t Have The Time
WP is Stupid…
It is NOT Even Intuitive!—
This is ‘Tweenty-One
Hav’ Fun!
Cred: Chris Spags Ate all, Y’all
& K.Ryan Jones (I Think)
And, Please Don’t Quote Me
(I Have More Than Enough Illegal Troubles Already)
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Lyle, I LOVE IT!”
Watch This GD it
More Bonus OnUS!
What An Idiot And An Odyssey!
I Shall Re-Count This,
Just As Soon as I Sober-up and Re-Discover Sobriety
Kris K: Native TEXAN!
The ‘Perfect’ Sailor Song!
Miss Judy’s Farm
Just An Amble Of A Pre-Amble
‘Bout
Somethink
I Am ‘Werkin / Twerkin’
On…
That Below Is NOT Really Me!
(But A Reasonable Facsimile)
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“Nudge Nudge”
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Monty Python
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Teaser! Teaser! Cabin Fever!
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Just A Future Post I Have In-My-Head
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Just Fer Fun!
Ever Known One Of These Chicks Like These?
I Know I Have
Street Cred: Wassabi
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And Just Because I Am A Texan Gentleman…
And Not A Complete Moron…
Credit Where Credit Is Due:
But I Discovered Redemption (In Leonard Cohen)
“All I Ever Learned From Love Was How To Out Shoot Someone Who Out-Drew You” Ye
Maybe there’s a God above
But all I’ve ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
And it’s not a cry that you hear at night
It’s not somebody who’s seen the light
It’s a cold and it’s a broken Hallelujah
Ah! I Learned That! From An Early Age!
“Hallelujah! You Mother-Fuckers!”
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Jackson Browne Was / Is A Misogynist. And An Idiot! But I Kinda, Sorta, Forgave Him That. Not Really! Do NOT Even Ask Me How Nor Why.
Never, Ever Ask Me Questions! But Y’all Know, How Much I Love, Respect, And Admire Women… Especially The Texan-Variety–Fuk U Jackson Browne!
Joni! WTF Were You Thinking? Drinking?
I Cannot Fix This Image. Believe Me: I Tried.
Multiple Times.
(Not really—He is An Asshole–I Do Not Tolerate Abuse of Women–Well-Documented By Me In These Pages)
But Also Documented By Me:
I Appreciate The Art,
Even If The ‘Artist’ Is An Asshole.
Cred for Vid Share: Megan Smith
The Pretender!
Pretending To Be a Real Man:
Fuck U Jacs–Off – Browne
You Fake-A-Zoid Worthless Mother-Fucker!
I Was Endeavoring to Take-A-Much-Needed Nap But, Oh Hell No! They Would Not, Or Could Not… Be Sated. So, What Did This Cowboy Do? Decided To Fu*K Wid Dem!
Yet, I Aswered their Much needed / Heeded Call–Might Have Been a Damsel-in-Distress–For All I Knew…
Oh, Hell No!
Just two Morons!
“Oh Lord, Please Forgive Them—For They Know Not What They Do, Nor Who They Were Fukken With”
And of course I was Respectful–I am NOT a Complete Moron! Had They Been Mormons From Utah, I would have introduced them to the under-side of my boots, but these were Texans, and being same, deserved some semblance of my respect. I invited them in…
I AM Only a Half-Way Moron.
And Let Me ‘En-Lighten Y’all:
Neither One Looked Even Remotely Like Emmy Lou.
If’n They Had,
Things May have Gone Off Some-What Smoother for Them…
But, Alas.
I DID Try To Explain to These Two Idiots How Much I Respected Folks of Faith.
But I am an Atheist.
“Forever how long?” One inquired.
“Ever since I learned to read,” I responded.
Our ‘Conversation’ kinda went South after that.
FAITH:
There’s a Hallelujah on The Lips Of All Good Dyin’ Men
The High-Women
“Heaven is a Honky-Tonk”
My Relationship with ‘God’ is rather, shall we say, ‘Complicated’
Flew, Like One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Right Over Their Heads…
Again, Alas. I gave Up
And then I Cordially Invited Them to Go Get Fu*kd
Emmylou!
I love You!
For You and You Alone,
I would go to Church
FAITH
Bull-Shit Department:
Cred: Carlin
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Story at Eleven
To Be Continued.
I Have Only Scratched the Surface of
This Holy Encounter
Stray Tuned