What An Idiot And Odyssey!
I Shall Re-Count This,
Just As Soon as I Sober-up and Re-Discover Sobriety
What An Idiot And Odyssey!
I Shall Re-Count This,
Just As Soon as I Sober-up and Re-Discover Sobriety
Moron!
WTF is he talking about?
Street Cred: Memology 101
Yep! Me Too Hey Zeus
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Bonus Added Value:
“Morons”
“Who’s running the country?”
“The Morons.”
Smothers Brothers
Cred for Share: DrPowerfun
I Screwed Up This Post
It was Brilliant
I Lost it
Chapter Two Here Escape From Memphis–Chapter Two
Chapter Three Here Escape From Memphis—Chapter Three—Shawn.
Chapter Six Here Escape From Memphis—Chapter Six
Chapter Eight Here Escape From Memphis Chapter Eight.
Chapter Nine Here Escape From Memphis–Chapter Nine
I Want My Money’s Worth! Public Swirve-Ants!
They WORK For Me!
G’Dammnit!
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Jail, It Ain’t Just ‘Fer Breakfast’ Any-More
Is This a Bad Sign?
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For U See, I Really Did Not Desire To Shoot My Neighbor in The Head. For Dead.
But I Was Considering it.
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Full Story at Eleven
Perhaps…
If Yer Lucky
That’s all
“Bad Boys!”
Cred: Who The Fuk Else?
Who The Fuk Even Cares?
Do Not Waste My Dime!
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TOO BE CONTINUED
Duh!
Yet, I Aswered their Much needed / Heeded Call–Might Have Been a Damsel-in-Distress–For All I Knew…
Oh, Hell No!
Just two Morons!
“Oh Lord, Please Forgive Them—For They Know Not What They Do, Nor Who They Were Fukken With”
And of course I was Respectful–I am NOT a Complete Moron! Had They Been Mormons From Utah, I would have introduced them to the under-side of my boots, but these were Texans, and being same, deserved some semblance of my respect. I invited them in…
I AM Only a Half-Way Moron.
And Let Me ‘En-Lighten Y’all:
Neither One Looked Even Remotely Like Emmy Lou.
If’n They Had,
Things May have Gone Off Some-What Smoother for Them…
But, Alas.
I DID Try To Explain to These Two Idiots How Much I Respected Folks of Faith.
But I am an Atheist.
“Forever how long?” One inquired.
“Ever since I learned to read,” I responded.
Our ‘Conversation’ kinda went South after that.
FAITH:
There’s a Hallelujah on The Lips Of All Good Dyin’ Men
The High-Women
“Heaven is a Honky-Tonk”
My Relationship with ‘God’ is rather, shall we say, ‘Complicated’
Flew, Like One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Right Over Their Heads…
Again, Alas. I gave Up
And then I Cordially Invited Them to Go Get Fu*kd
Emmylou!
I love You!
For You and You Alone,
I would go to Church
FAITH
Bull-Shit Department:
Cred: Carlin
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Story at Eleven
To Be Continued.
I Have Only Scratched the Surface of
This Holy Encounter
Stray Tuned