Yes. I am A Moron! My Thanks-For-Giving-A Shit Is Rapidly Approach-Cha-Ching. Cha-Ching! Cha-Ching! And I’ll Cry If I Want To…

And Rapidly Bringing Me Down…

OH Goody!

Yet Another Lonely Holiday I Get To Spend All Alone.

I’m Looking Forward to IT.

Alone:

Street Cred: thebandheart

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Don’t Let It Bring You Down”

“Thanks Neil; I Won’t.”

Credit: Neil Young.

Have A Happy Thanks-Giving With Your Family. As I spend Mine All Alone On My Pity Party Train: All Aboard! “One More Madelyn Reminisce: Thanksgiving Seventy-Four or So…”

Scroll The Fuck Way Down If you Are Clueless in Texas

Melanie Martinez – Pity Party:

I’ll Cry if I Want To

living inside my heart now”

Cred for Vid: gsxrjo

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Livin’ Inside My Heart

Cred for Share: Brown1969

Cred to Artist: Bob Seger

Ben Rector – The Thanksgiving Song:

Adam Sandler – Thanksgiving Song

Thanksgiving & Autumn Songs for Kids🌽

Thanksgiving Feast🌽Kids Turkey Songs by The Learning Station

Credit: #thelearningstation

‘Cause You’re Not Here!

Bitch!

Why?

Why Not?

I Loved / Love You So Much!

Madelyn!

Thunder Child

Martian’s Arrival

Once, during a Thanksgiving, we were all seated about the solid oak table (sat 14) in the ‘Great Hall’ of Marcom Manor. There was my ‘family’ such as it was… And a few invited guests from out of town.

Madelyn and I were seated next to each other…

Drinking wine

As usual.

There was salad and shit in front of us.

No turkey yet

Gloria, my bitch stepmother, got up and announced,

“I am going to get the turkey now.”

Madelyn rolled her eyes at me.

I laughed inside.

Gloria returned with her prize.

Madelyn would not eat a bite.

In spite of filling her plate…

Bitch Gloria (Madelyn’s Mom)

Asked, “Madelyn, aren’t you going to eat?”

Madelyn said, “No. I don’t wanna dilute my buzz.”

I laughed my ass off!

God!

Oh

My God!

How I miss her!

How much I miss her!

Especially This Time of Year!

Once-Upon-A-Time… (In My West/East/South/North Relations Mind–Things Always Seemed To Go Awry) My Life Never Lived Up to My ‘Expectations’ Never Any Relief From My Myriad Transgressions…

Once Upon A time…

Could ‘Have Had’ Any Girl I Fancied

And Too Often I Did–Much To Their Chagrin–When I Left Them–

Looking For Greener Pastures

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I was considered By The Ladies To Be ‘Handsome’-

Yet Good Looks Are NO Substitute For ‘Personality–

I Did Not Possess One Worth Mentioning…

(Probably Still Don’t)

Isn’t THAT Funny?

Now, Naw–Not So Much

Becuz Life & Hard/Careless/Lackadaisical -Livin’

Stepped Into My Path

Thus Blocking My Forward Progress

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Yet, I Harbor No Regrets

I Have Lived My Life as I Have Seen Fit

And This Roller-Coaster Ride Has Been Worth The Price of the Ticket,

“A Bargain at any Price”

And Now I Mostly Resemble Tom Hanks From ‘Castaway

Just Tryin’ To Save Wilson–

And Myself

I Have Failed A Lot of ‘Wilsons’ In My Life–

Sorry to Say

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C’est Moi In My Modern Era:

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I Used to Love This Song

“Twenty-Four And There’s So Much More…”

“Old Man, Take A Look At Your Life”

(Yeah, I ‘slightly’ changed the lyric–to suit my purpose)

Fuk Do You Think I’m Doin’ Now Neil?

Now

That Worm

Has Turned

On Me

And I Hate it

Roles Reversed!

But At Least I still Have All of My Teeth,

Well…

Save For The One That Was Lost in a Bar-fight

In Subic Bay, Ologapo City, Philippines

c. 1987