Do NOT Read This! I Am Still in my HollOw WaLLOW—mISSING My Navy Life! And My Army Veteran Wife! AMERICANS ARE THE DUMBEST F%&KING STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON EARTH! AND THIS PAINS ME TO ADMIT BECAUSE Y’ALL KNOW I’m A Fricken’ Patriot! And Y’all Know HOW MUCH I LOVE MY COUNTRY!

Americans are The Real DEAL!

F*ck Everyone Else!

And I have Been ‘Round the Whurl

So What?!

So Fucking What?!

I’LL EXPAND ON THIS RIGHT AFTER I GET DONE THROWING MY TELEVISON AND CNN THROUGH MY FUKKIN’ WINDOW

THE HOLE IS ALREADY THERE!

NO LARGE DEAL!

“Barely an Inconvience”

(Yeah I stole that line too!)

That’s What Puts

The

“Social”

In

“Social Media!”

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2iUwfYi_1FCGGqhOUNx-iA

I love This Woman! Laura Ingraham: She Always Nails IT. (More Clown World!)

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The ANGLE

Start at time 16:30

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FOREVER OPTIMISTIC!

Have We Lost Our Minds?
Or Is There Hope For America?
I Am The Eternal Cock-Eyed Optimist
So Let’s Sailor On!

Cock-Eyed Optimist!

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Tom MacDonald – “Clown World”

Tom MacDonald – “Cancelled”

(IMHO This Man is a Genius)

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Popeye Lance

Patriot

“There’s No way That You Can Stop Me”

–Tom MacDonald

Hey! It’s Veterans Day! Yay! Guess Who’s a Vet? I’ll Give You Three Guess, But I Think You’re Only Gonna Need One!

I love MY Country!

My Country Has Honored Me

I did My best To Honor

And Serve Her

AMERICANS ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKING STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON EARTH! AND THIS PAINS ME TO ADMIT BECAUSE Y’ALL KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MY COUNTRY! AND Y’ALL KNOW WHAT A PATRIOT I AM!

I’LL EXPAND ON THIS RIGHT AFTER I GET DONE THROWING MY TELEVISON AND CNN THROUGH MY FUKKIN’ WINDOW

THE HOLE IS ALREADY THERE!

NO LARGE DEAL!

“Barely an Inconvience”

(Yeah I stole that line too!)

That’s What Puts

The

“Social”

In

“Social Media!”

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2iUwfYi_1FCGGqhOUNx-iA

Must Re-Re-Re-Post This Be-Cuz I Am Still in ‘Celebration’ MY U.S. NAVY Mode! Added Some Little Bits (Mostly About Sub-Mariners, But Who Cares?) About Them! The Bravest of the Brave. Try Spendin’ Three Months Under Water. See If YOU Survive With Some of Your Sanity Still Alive.

…And I find it ‘timely.’

***

“Dear (fill in the name) I am so sorry we are apart, but you see, I am serving… something, something greater, something important, something, some power, Uh, My ego. See you soon. Love, Lance”

Away from my Homeland.

Yes.

I have.

My Choice.

***

Sometimes in Service of my Country.

Sometimes in Service of Lance.

But, always, always, In Service  of That Great American Dream.

I came home from Iraq in ’09.

Went to Kandahar in ’11.

Came home late ’12.

Guess what?

There is no American Dream no mas.

The Bureaucrats killed it. 

I am a Patriot.

I love my country.

I served my ‘Country’.

But now, I do not recognize my country.

Now, I am leaning to socialism.

This post is but a beginning.

I am not gonna bore y’all with Lenny and Sarah, and bullshit anymore.

I am gonna bore you with reality.

The Reality.

Stay tuned.

For those of Y’all ‘Fraid of the NSA, well, bow out now gracefully. I have no fear, but I am old and have nothing to lose. And to quote Bette Davis: “Fasten Your Seatbelts; it’s going to be a bumpy night.”

And, Yes! I am not stupid. I do recognize the dichotomy of the diametrically tria-metrically opposed points of the two three FOUR songs I present below for your perusal. You must sort out your own feelings.

Now, some would argue, “Lance is just living in his past; he is craving for the days when Revolution was a real possibility”

Some might say that.

I say, “There is no better time than the present, to take it up; because things now, are really fucked up.”

“Wake up!”

Wake the hell up, America!

My Country!

I love My AMERICA!

I LOVE MY NAVY!!!

Cred For Vid: I cannot Find! Let Us Just Call Him “A Patriot”

I never Cared Much for “Bubble Heads”

Sub-Mariners

But They Were My Navy Brothers!

They Called Surface-Ships ‘Floating Targets’

This Always Pissed me off!

“A Floating ‘Target’ That Can Send a Missile Right Up The Ass of a Camel from Two-Thousand Miles Away

Or Your Ass!

No Remorse!

No Regret!

Just ‘Business’

Navy Business!

My Belov’d USS Callaghan DDG 994–Guided Miss Destroyer of Your Worlds

Catch The arrogant, vain ref?

Did Not think so

Please Allow Me to Help YOU Out:

Ozymandias

My Belov’d USS Callaghan! DDG 994!

We had ‘pointy things’ fore and aft.

Fuck around with us:

Find out!

I truly do.

I truly do LOVE My Country

And all SHE Means to Me

-Lance 

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“Somethin’s Happin’ Here.”

(And it’s PISSIN’ Me OFF!)

There are people in Gaza: REAL PEOPLE.

Author’s Note:

“I’m Drunk and out of My Mind!”

In Other Words…

“My Mind Has Left The Building”

***

As a brief, probabably racist aside…

(I had family stationed at Pearl Harbor–Back in that Day)

I remember some time we spent on shore leave in “Fuck-Yo-Mama,” Japan-Land.

I was sitting in a bar and some Jap asked me if I was ‘associated’ with the ship tied up to the near pier

I replied to the affirmative

Then this Jap Asshole asked me if my ship carried nuclear weapons.

I said, “Maybe yes. Maybe no, but watch your ass. History has a tendency to repeat.”

He took that as his cue to exit stage left.

And left.

In some hasty haste.

I returned to my almost negated, neglected affectations of my interrupted Saki Expectations

Ressurected Re-Worked Moldy Oldie. And This Post Is All-Over-The Place! A Chocolate MESS! The Revolution is Coming. US (U.S. of Us) ARE FED UP! “I Am Going to Post Some Fresh Shit… Soon, but I like this post…”

…And I find it ‘timely.’

***

“Dear (fill in the name) I am so sorry we are apart, but you see, I am serving… something, something greater, something important, something, some power, Uh, My ego. See you soon. Love, Lance”

Away from my Homeland.

Yes.

I have.

My Choice.

***

Sometimes in Service of my Country.

Sometimes in Service of Lance.

But, always, always, In Service  of That Great American Dream.

I came home from Iraq in ’09.

Went to Kandahar in ’11.

Came home late ’12.

Guess what?

There is no American Dream no mas.

The Bureaucrats killed it. 

I am a Patriot.

I love my country.

I served my ‘Country’.

But now, I do not recognize my country.

Now, I am leaning to socialism.

This post is but a beginning.

I am not gonna bore y’all with Lenny and Sarah, and bullshit anymore.

I am gonna bore you with reality.

The Reality.

Stay tuned.

For those of Y’all ‘Fraid of the NSA, well, bow out now gracefully. I have no fear, but I am old and have nothing to lose. And to quote Bette Davis: “Fasten Your Seatbelts; it’s going to be a bumpy night.”

And, Yes! I am not stupid. I do recognize the dichotomy of the diametrically tria-metrically opposed points of the two three FOUR songs I present below for your perusal. You must sort out your own feelings.

Now, some would argue, “Lance is just living in his past; he is craving for the days when Revolution was a real possibility”

Some might say that.

I say, “There is no better time than the present, to take it up; because things now, are really fucked up.”

“Wake up!”

Wake the hell up, America!

My Country!

I love My AMERICA!

I LOVE MY NAVY!!!

Cred For Vid: I cannot Find! Let Us Just Call Him “A Patriot”

I never Cared Much for “Bubble Heads”

Sub-Mariners

But They Were My Navy Brothers!

They Called Surface-Shps ‘Floating Targets’

This Always Pissed me off!

“A Floating ‘Target’ That Can Send a Rocket Right Up Your Ass!”

No Remorse!

I truly do.

I truly do LOVE My Country

And all SHE Means to Me

-Lance 

***

“Somethin’s Happin’ Here.”

(And it’s PISSIN’ Me OFF!)

There are people in Gaza: REAL PEOPLE.