In Spite of What I (Allegedly) Wrote Below, I Really Am A Fan… of Bobby Darin… “Ah So! Metta Mook.”

Who Am I Kidding?
No-One Ever Calls Me
(Unless They want Money)

I’m Sorry Y’all, but WordPress Is Fukkking Up This Post!

Believe Me!

I’m Peddling As Fast As I Can!

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Ref: https://texantales.com/2021/12/30/fuk-me-i-am-tryin-real-hard-to-be-happy/

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Mack et Al

Ladies,

Want Lance In Your Life?

“The Line Forms On the Right.”

Cred For Vid Share: shazi52 (And Bobby D.)

“Beyond the Sea”

Cred For Shared Vid: NRRArchives

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Scrazy Spacey

As Bobby Daring

“The King of Cool”

“Could It Be Our Boy’s Done Somethin’ Rash?”

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Ed. Note:

I’m Done Screwin’ Around

With This Post!

WordPress!

You win!

(For Now)

I Mean, Honestly!

What Choice Do I Have?

If I Hear Just-One-More Asshole Reee-Iter-Ate “January Sixth” I Swear To GOD I Will Go Into Tasmanian Devil Mode! Trust Me: It Will NOT Be Pleasant To Watch.

In The Wink Of An Eye–Stand By!

Or, Just Hide And Watch!

This Ain’t A “Funny” Post!

I Am So Sorry Y’all.

Fuk This!

I Am Movin’ To Montana Soon!

Gonna Be Some-Kind Of Tycoon!

Credit: The Zappa.

(Duh!)

(Sorry Texas! I Shall Miss You!)

Re-Werk’d, Re-Twerk’d With–All My Might! As I, You, ‘Liked’ It (Sorry Will). Boohoo For Hollywood! Hahaha!

Hollywood! Joke on Three Wheels! And One’s Flat. Splat! Most of Today’s ‘Contemporary’ Films Make Me Wanna… N/M–Y’all Already Know.

I am so Pissed Off Right Now!

Not Really Pissed,

For, As Y’all Know,

I LOVE FILM–GOOD FILM!

Louise Brooks: Original “It Girl”

I Have NO Idea Who This Is, But I LOVE Her!

And I Shall Forever Remain A

‘Cock-Eyed Optimist’

Credit: Mitzi Gaynor

What Choice Do I Have?

(As I Watch Our American Film Culture Go To Shite?)

Crit Drinker is

So Much More Eloquent & Intelligent Than Me.

https://www.youtube.com/c/TheCriticalDrinker

An’ He Ain’t Even ‘Murican!’

Yet, Perhaps There is HOPE On The Event-Horizon

After-All?

We Did Not Invent The Art But We Perfected The Art And Then We Glued Stars and Stripes All Over it. Took Our ‘Road-Show’ On The Road! Envy of The Entire World!

Gave It Away For Free

Then What Happened?

We Shite All Over It!

In the Name of

‘WOKE!’

Makes Me Want To Throw-Up In My Mouth!

But, We’ll See…

I Just Don’t know, But

It Breaks My Heart On So Many Levels,

It Is Impossible To Enumerate

All The Reasons Why

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My Diatribe Not-With-Standing: I Remain Forever

Optimistic

Madonna – You’ll See (Official Video)

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Days of Futures Past Over?

Street Cred for Vid: kherrick90

I LOVE MY AMERICA!

“Let’s Us Go On With The Show”

Credit: TOPPOP: Star sisters

“Any barmaid can be a star-made”

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Hey Film Buffs!
This (Below) is Required Watching!

Right On!

Spot On!

Dead On!

Thank YOU! Critical Drinker Man!

You Nailed My Same Same Sentiment!

Visit Crit Drinker Here Below:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSJPFQdZwrOutnmSFYtbstA

The Genesis of all this Bullshit

(Thank You Marlon)

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And No!
I also did NOT watch ‘The Oscars’ on My Tee-Vee Either.

I had Something Better to Do!

Like Picking The Lint Outta My Belly-Button.

(Which Was More Gratifying & Satisfying)

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Golden Age
Lost Now–Magic Has Gone
Never Get It Back
That Ship Has Sailed
Out-of-Sight
Missing Somewhere Over That Recent Rainbow…

My father used to tell a great story about some university asshole who was trying to impress him:

Dude said,

“The reason Wizard of Oz was in Black and White was because in the beginning, 1939, they really did not have color film.”

Daddy replied, “That is fascinating. I suppose when Dorothy got back to Kansas, they had lost that technology, as it went back to black and white.”

Come On!

Get Happy!!

For those who don’t know, Judy stole the ‘Sinatra Look’ (and his hat) Fun fact. Just my observation….

Goddamn! But she was sexy!

What a Dame!

Judy! Judy! Judy!


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No Business Like Show Business….
Adding-dumb Dumb da Dumb

I miss my Daddy; He loved Old Movies–As Did My B’Lov’d Lost Sister, Madelyn:

https://texantales.com/2022/10/12/fuk-it-it-is-a-sister-kind-of-day-i-miss-her-so-fukking-much-just-shoot-me-in-the-head-twice-how-do-you-hold-a-moonbeam-in-your-hand/

Are The Good Times Really Gone Forever?

Oh! I Hope No!

I Am Still Holding Out For A Renaissance!

Hope I Live Long Enough To See It!

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Bonus’esses

Excesses???

(Again: Bring Your Own Dresses)

Are These Three Broads The ‘Future’ of Hollywood?

(Actually, I Think They Are All The Same Broad)

But, DAMN!

They’re Good!

GO NAVY!

The Below Is Silly and Stupid

(But So Much Rather Endearing):

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I love My Oh So Rich American Culture–I Ain’t Rich, but surely you know what I mean.

I love my excesses

Bring your own dresses

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Am I gay?

No!

No Way!

I don’t Play that way.

(I just Color outside the lines.)

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I Was In Re-Hab For Six Days.

Gonna Take Me Six Weeks to Catch Up

On au courant Events

I “Suffered’ At Glen Oaks!

I am a news junkie

Don’t You See?

What is WRONG With Me? I Still Cannot Get Her Out of my Head.

It is well-documented in These Pages How Much I Wish I’d had a Daughter, but…

I Cannot Even Begin to Fathom, Imagine…

What I Would Do If I’d had a daughter

and then some worthless piece of shit asshole…

This is Really Fu*king with my Head.

Such a beautiful young girl….

I was gonna try to make some sense of this original post.

Now I cannot.

This whole sad saga is just horrible.

It is too horrible.

Just too horrible. I cannot even think of how…. can you imagine what the poor guy who finally found her body is going through??? PTSD? I’d rather die in Iraq, than go through that experience.

A beautiful young girl, pumped full of drugs and alcohol.

Hollywood Assholes!

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The story truly does break my heart. I always wanted a daughter. Just never got around to making one—always too fucking busy….too busy to do my part to create a new life??

A beautiful life.

An innocent new life, full of hope and promise.

And this makes me sad now.

The only truly true regret I have.

I have done terrible things.

I have done good things.

But the worst thing I did but never did was not have a daughter.

Because I am selfish and stupid and ignorant and narcissistic.

Gabrielle Gabby’ Petito

Rest in Peace

BEAUTIFUL LADY

This asshole, Brian Laundrie who murderized her needs to be castrated, drawn and quartered burned at the stake and then whatever is left of him be given to wild dogs for puppy chow.

ASSHOLE BELOW!

Gabby Barrett – “One Of The Good Ones?”

What We’re You Thinking,

Beautiful, Young, Innocent Girl?

Song for Gabby

Only one I have been able to find thus far.

I hope it is respectful.

Fucked up as it is.

“One of the good ones?”

Gabby probably thought so.

Right up until the asshole murdered her.

Drunken Sailor? I Have No Earthly Clue as To What To Do… As To Who Wrote This Post, Probably Some Lunatic/Hacker.

My Best Guess. Don’t Y’all Just HATE When This Happens? I Certainly Do! Very Irritating.

I Love The Irish!

Go Figger Ni*ger

Just Jokin’!

“What do we do with a Drunken Sailor?”

Put Him In A Long-Boat ‘Till He’s Sober,

Or Just Shoot Him.

Shoot Him

In the Head

Thrice

Deadliest Catch Season 1 Trailer

Drunken Sailor. What To Do?

What am I talking about?

What sig-nif is That,

Lance Romance?

Lost me mind

iface

Tom MacDonald –

“Brainwashed

Foggy Glasses!

Always happens to me right when

I am in-the-middle of trying to build a post.

I have Swerved Into A Solution Though

**No! Not This**

Although I could use a Pair of These–

In My Spectacles’ Prescription Of Course

You see, it’s all just a simple matter of Condensation/Consternation

But what causes condensation?

Condensation happens when your home face is too humid & warm and your warm, humid face contacts the cold surfaces Eye-Glasses. This leads to the air cooling quickly and forming droplets Fog on nearby surfaces such as walls/windows Your Eye-Glasses.

If you’ve noticed droplets of water or damp walls Foggy Glasses and are wondering how to stop condensation happening, we’re I am here to help & reassure you not to panic.

It’s really just a common part of living.

But How Do I Prevent Condensation?

Here is what ya do Kids:

You take a wash cloth,

Run it under the hot water tap until it’s saturated.

Wring it out a little.

Press it against your eye-balls.

Hold it there until the count of twelve.

Your mileage may vary–Experiment a bit.

Dry Off Your Eyes & Face THOROUGHLY–This Is Key.

Take your glasses and run them under the same hot water.

Dry THEM Thoughtfully & THOROUGHLY.

et voilà!

Good To Go!

Rinse and Repeat as Becomes Necessary

It really is just about keeping the two ‘surfaces’–Your Eye-Balls and Your Glasses, The Same Temperature.

It Ain’t ‘Rocket-Science’

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Disclaimer:

If You Have A Tendency To Sweat From Your Eye-Brows

I Cannot Help You

I Suppose You Could Try Using One of

These Handy-Dandy Tiny Little Portable Fans

(Batteries Never Included)

Aim It At Your Eye-Brows And Crank It Up

Good Luck With That

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Fun Trivia Fact:

I Never Needed Glasses Until This Very Precise Moment In Time:

September 10th 1997

What significance that day? You May Ask.

My Fortieth Birthday.

The Beatles ‘Birthday’

Rooftop Concert 1970:

Cred For Vid Share: videos raros

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Needed Glasses Ever Since That Day.

Went To The ‘Eye-Ball Witch-Doctor’

Asked, “Why Doc? Oh Why? Why Now?”

“Welcome To Your Forties” He Said. “Very common.”

“Thanks a lot Doc.” (Asshole)

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Added Value:

Trailer Park Boys Moments

Street Cred For Vid: RockyTopTN11

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Even More Bonus Added Value:

My Vision of White Trash Heaven:

“Bubbles in My Beer”

Billy Mata

Cred for Vid: When The Cowboy Sings

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And Just For Fun!

I Give You

Beetlejuice!

Everybody’s Favorite Dead Guy

Take It Away Beetle!

Credit: THESSALONIAN31N

I Am Trying Desperate Hard To Not Be An Ass-Hole. I Do Fear I May Be Failing In This Noble Enterprise.

“The hardest thing a Man can do is to go against his own nature.”

–LAM

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But It Is A Work-In-Progress. Please ‘Bare’ Bear? W/Me More Over Rover, PPL Sent I. I’m drunk In Spite of What I Wrote Below,

I Really Am A Fan of Bobby Darin… “Ah So! Metta Mook.” What Does That Even Mean? Honestly, I Don’t Care. It Works For Me.

Who Am I Kidding?
No-One Ever Calls Me
(Unless They want Money)

I’m Sorry Y’all, but WordPress Is Fukkking Up This Post!

Believe Me!

I’m Peddling As Fast As I Can!

*****

Ref: https://texantales.com/2021/12/30/fuk-me-i-am-tryin-real-hard-to-be-happy/

*****

Mack et Al

Ladies,

Want Lance In Your Life?

“The Line Forms To the Right.”

Cred For Vid Share: shazi52 (And Bobby D.)

“Beyond the Sea”

Cred For Shared Vid: NRRArchives

********

Scrazy Spacey

As Bobby Daring

“The King of Cool”

“Could It Be Our Boy’s Done Somethin’ Rash?”

Yes. It is in the Realm Of Possibility

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So Kevin Got ‘Cancelled’

For So Stupid ‘Indiscretions’

Ask Me How Many Fuks I Give.

Go AHEAD

I Love The Art;

Don’t Mean I Necessarily Love The ‘Artist’

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Ed. Note:

I’m Done Screwin’ Around

With This Post!

WordPress!

You win!

(For Now)