The State- of-The USA-Union & World Civilization is “Unsteady.” We Are Extremely Screwed. (And I Am The Eternal Optimist) But My ‘Optimism’ Is Waning Fast

How Do I Know This? B’Cuz I Had Faster Internet In Iraq & Afghanistan (And Waco) Petrol Was Cheaper Too.

“No Mas! Thanks Joe. You Asshole”

***

Here’s Uncle Joe; His Brain Is-Movin’ Kinda Slow

His Mind is Not Aware.

He Should Go Back To Delaware

And Remain There

For the rest of his natural Life

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We Are In Serious Mortal Danger With This Idiot Sitting In

The White House

‘Creepy’ Joe Biden being ‘handsy’ is ‘nothing new’

Credit: Sky News Australia

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“No Shit Lance?”
“Yes. Shit.”
“And Lance & Jesus Wept”
In Unison
Thomas Jefferson Wept too

***

Is Civilization on the Brink of Collapse?

Cred: Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell

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I do honestly fear we are standing on the Precipice Edge of the eve of destruction

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(I sure do hope we can survive until 2024)

WARNING! DISTURBING IMAGES IN THIS BELOW

Eve of Destruction

Cred: PlentyofTorrents

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End of Our World As We Knew it

But This Time, I Don’t Feel Fine

Street Cred: R.E.M

In The True Texan Fashion, I Caint Make This Shit Up… Beep Beep Beep, Cata-Glory… I Humbly Submit This. Updated for 2017, G’rrr Twenny Twenny Two

Watch the vid.

Please

Nuff said

We love You Molly!

“If you could see me now….”

Street Cred For The Vid: The Script

Molly, We need you now more than ever Molly.

You Texan Bitch!

“There’ a lot to like there”

Related: Kinky Friedman

MUST WATCH MUST WATCH

MUST FUCKING WATCH!

Finally! CNN is Goin’ Tits Up! About Fuc*Kin’ Time

Major Shake-Up Over Yonder At Clown News Net-Worthless

Street Cred: Liberal Hivemind

“I’m Melting!”

Poor Lil Snow Flake!

***

It’s About Time.

It’s About Space.

It’s About Time That You Lost

Your Face!

Cred: ClassicFlix

Please Allow Me A Moment While I Gloat

Not Un-Like A Puffed-Up Puffer Fish

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Time Has Come Today!

Cred: The Chambers Brothers

Just Watch The Intro Video–You May Have To ‘Re-Wind’ It A Mite Because YouTube Is Stupido! Kinda Like Nuestro El Presidente Joe y El Primer Hijo, Hunter

“Hunter”

Joe Nailed that name for the Boy.

What does Hunter hunt? Drugs and Pussy.

His Only Claim-to-Fame, but he’s good at it.

***

Or… Watch the Entire Show

If you have an hour of your life you are not using, that is

***

The Hunter Biden Song

Frickin’ Brillant!

Credit: https://www.youtube.com/c/StevenCrowder

Hunter Biden filmed himself smoking ‘drugs’ during detox

after ‘dad’ gave him $75k

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I smoked a lot of ‘shit’ back in my younger days,

Back in the 19′ Seventies...

Mostly in Sinai Desert

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But Unlike Hunter,

I grew up

And Became A Man.

Instead of a Child

1 Corinthians 13:11

And, Yes.

Lance has read Both The Old And New Testaments,

Even though being a ‘Devout’ Atheist

Great Reading of 1 Corinthians 13:

Cred: Paul Nicholas

And Yet, I Gave All That Up–

For Lent–

Hahahaha!

I am such a smart ass!

“Father Forgive Them;

For They know not what they do”

–Hey Zeus

AKA ‘Jesus’

Cred: Madonna. Uh, Duh

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Street Cred for Vid: https://www.youtube.com/c/thesun

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And Yet Even More Global Warming/Green New Deal Bull-Shite

I believe in HOT Days

I believe in COLD Days

I believe In In-Between-Days

I Believe in TEXAS DAYS

“If Y’all don’t like the Weather in Texas,

Just wait five minutes; it’ll change.

These Phenomenon are called…

Wait for it…

“SEASONS”

Which Southern California Don’t Have.

Why Not? You May Ask.

‘Cuz So Cal Don’t Deserve Them.

God Was Merciful Enough To

Even Allow Them The One They Do Have

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Albert Hammond – It Never Rains In Southern California.

I know–I served there, Five Years,

San Dog, while in the U.S. Navy.

Never Once did it Rain–

OK, Maybe Once it Might Have–I probably slept through it.

Lots of Earth Quakes Though–

Did NOT Sleep Through Those–

Once one even threw me outta my top rack. I Hit The Deck. Hard. That was a rather rude awakening… at Zero-Four

Busted my nose on the deck.

There will be blood, at BUD/s, but I assumed it would always come only from the SEAL Instructors.

I was mistaken.

Very Exciting/Exhilarating Though!

(Not!)

The Earthquakes Always seemed to hit at Zero-Four Hundred Hours

While I was at BUD/s.

Instructors would always come barging in:

“Surf’s UP Tadpoles! Hit The Beach! You May survive the quake, but you will NOT Survive Us! Let alone this training!”

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Carole King – I Feel the Earth Move

(BBC In Concert, February 10, 1971)

Earthquake News Blooper Compilation 2014!

Vid Cred: Benjamin S Maxwell

HAHAHA!

NO Seasons, Rhyme Nor Reasons

Perhaps Geography?

Dunno.

Don’t Care.

I Survived Cali

Twice

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The Last Time the Globe Warmed

Cred: PBS Eons

OH HELL NO!

YEAH!

RIGHT!

(UH… I mean ‘LEFT’)

You GO ‘Mother-Texan-Nature!’

Twas a ‘Light’ning Strike

LMFAO!

Just Look At All That Smoke Pollution

Pumping Into The Clean Texas’ Prairie Air!

Who Coulda Knew

That A “Green-New-Deal” Windmill Would Have A ‘Carbon Footprint’ Fifty Times Larger

Than My

1999 Gas Guzzlin’ Ford Explorer?

Cred: KHOU 11

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AOC?

Naw!

I’ll Pass

“This is SERIOUS!”

Uh… NO. It’s Not

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M. Moore Bonus Round:

Planet of the Humans

Worth A Watch

(ROLEX)

Blows A Massive Hole In the ‘Green / Renewable Energy’ Myth

“It’s Not Easy Being Green”

“Michael Moore was executive producer of the documentary, Planet of the Humans, which was directed by Jeff Gibbs and released on July 31, 2019.

The film makes the argument that since the first Earth Day, the condition of the planet has worsened, and questions whether mainstream approaches adopted by industry to mitigate climate change entail environmental impacts whose costs are comparable to or even possibly outweigh the benefits.

The film received criticism from a number of climate change experts and activists who disputed its claims and the accuracy of figures cited in the film and suggested that the film could play into the hands of the fossil fuel industry.”

–From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Daily Lenny: Judge Aaron Albamiser (sp) And This Has Turned Into a Rant. Sorry y’ALL. (ThE CAPS-LOCK KeY is NoT My FrIeNd!)

Judge Aaron Albamiser & Lenny Bruce:
“Thick Fingers and a Homemade Glass Eye.”
“A Red-Headed Junk-yard Jew.”

–Lenny

Friends, Romans, (Progressive Texans) & Others:

(Don’t some of Y’all hate to be classified as ‘Others’?

Smacks of Intellectual Racism to me, but that’s just me.)

Don’t you fain to disclaim?

Me no Alamo!

How does it feel?

How does it feel?

How the fuck does it feel?

To be on the long side of the short fence?

For Real?

Lend Me Your Beers!

(And yer FB password. Trust Me. I’m with the Government.)

Here is your (once again belated) Daily Lenny:

And Thanks for Listening, wherever you are.

Let The Buyer Beware

And now I am gonna step out on a limb and say this:

I am with my Brothers and Sisters in the Ukraine.

Keep your eyes on the prize.

(And I do not speak that flippantly; I mean it. The whole world is watching)

Oh, and thanks for listening (Did I say that already?)

Well hell! Appreciation can never be over-played (if it is sincere)

In this case, rest assur’d it is (“Hey Madge?! Did he mean ‘over-played’ or ‘sincere’? Can never get a ‘read’ on this schmuck.”)

Cheers to all.

And if you’d get a kick reading/hearing more about it, go here:

http://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

Simply because, “An uneducated proletariat is a danger to freedom.”

That is My Lance Quote; I just made it up. But, Goddamn it! I do believe it.

“Aw Shit! Lance dun gone Commie on us!. Git a rope!”

Not at all. Nope. Cool yer Heels Cowboy! Lance just knows something has gone horribly wrong…with His Texas, and more importantly, with His America. It used to be His America.

Now, it seems. It ain’t.

*End of Rant*

If you have come thus far…

Well; you are a Commie!

(Just kidding)

And of course…My National Anthem:

Just for Multi-Media Attention:

If You don’t want to stand in-line…well… REFORM

(If Y’all don’t catch my drift… well then:

I am writing with no ink in my virtual pen.

And the line forms to the right. 

Get in-line!

And have fun.

And y’all thought I was bull-shitting when I posted a previous Rant:

Wake Up Lance!

I was speaking To America.

My America.

Addendum:

I just recently completed a Mark Twain Marathon, by Ken Burns.

“Good for you, Lance Marcom; we are happy you are soooo.. much into (Our) American History…”

I wanted such a telegram, but, alas, there are no telegrams today.

So, it may seem I was born too late…

For such Liberty.

No matter.

WE, We, WE can forge our own liberty, in that same same spirit.

If we have the wherewithal.

Alas, I fear we have not.

We have the Constitution; we have The Law of Our Land; we have Our Precedent…

Alas, we have not the will

The Will, we lack . Today .

This was to be… a simple American Call to Arms.

Alas, I do not know if I am young enuff to muster:

My time has long since past.

I have not the passion to fight yet another war.

Lord knows (and that is a metaphor) I have NOT  the will, nor the strength to fight such a war, yet, I am there, in spirit. I would gladly die for MY Country: My long lost America.

Rebel? Most Certainly.

Rebellious against my country?

Never

Therein lies that dilemma,

Not I! For I am too old, and this kind of business falls to younger men

BUT, when I see the masses, the masses, in squalor, I get pissed.

Really pissed.

When CEO’s in this country make ten thousand times more than the workers…

Well, it upsets me.

(any geographical or grammatical errors are surely mine. I do apologize)

These opinions are solely mine own.

Yet, I welcome our modern-day NSA to come knock on MY DOOR.

I certainly do.

Now…

I can finally be sated (for now)

And…I am gonna continue with this for some few weeks, until I give up…

But, Y’all know, when I get unto a ‘kick’ I hang on.

So…we shall see.

–Lance Out

Wow Lance! THAT was some long-winded RANT!

heheheheh

No Worries: Nobody Read it but The NSA of the USA.

There’s somethin’ happening Here…