“‘Cause I’m livin’ on things that excite me Be they pastry or lobster or love I’m just tryin’ to get by bein’ quiet and shy In a world full of push and shove.”
–Jimmy Buffet
Street Cred: MoonLit Water
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Lance In Not-To Distant Future:
Speaking of “Futures”–My Liver Do Not Have One.
Not A Pleasant One Anyhow.
That’s What The Lovely Young She-Doc Told Me During My Recent Commerce Hospital Adventure told Me Anyway–
She Sent Me Home With Some Scary-Ass Lit:
Two Inches Thick.
Had ‘Family Snaps’ Of MY Liver & Ever’Thang.
I Saved it For My ‘Crap/Snap-Book-Book–
And to Tack to My
“I love Me Wall”
(Just Some ‘Light’ Reading)
For Reminiscing:
“Hurry; Don’t Be Late”
For Reminiscing:
Say Moi!
No Wine Before It’sMine!
Winos!
God Love ‘Em!
Street Cred: MoonLit Water
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Bonus Added Value!
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I know I am STUPID!
But, I just want to make people
LAUGH!
(This is My Mission)
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“Livin’ My Life Like A Song”
–Jimmy B.
“It’s A Strange Situation…
Wild Occupation!”–
JB–Again.
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Man Wrote some really Great Shit!—
AndYes! I Have Read His Auto-biography–
“A Pirate Looks At Fifty”
It Kinda Sucked–Was All About Nothing But Water-Planes—
I Never Read Another One–The First One Bored Me To Tears
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I was Disappointed
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I generally
Don’t Like
To End My Posts On A Down
NOTE,
But…
This Song…
Is My So-Called Life.
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Very Long Ago…
“I thought I’d found a life to suit my style.“
Obviously I Was Mistaken
“Spider John”
And This Vid Kinda Sucks
But I prefer Old Washed-Up Drunks To Watch,
Rather Than When They Were In-Their-Prime
Below is the Orig Audio Version
For All You ‘Purist Parrot-Parrot-Heads’ Out There In Radio-Land
Here is the Audio-Only Original Version:
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How Many Good Women Have I Cast Away?
Far Too Many to Count.
But How Many Lotharios Do You Know Who Ever Even Learned To Count Above Ten?
She is sitting on the couch as I type these words.
(Yeah, she came home after the lights and water were restored)
I am beginning to find her a ‘fair-weather’ muse. Just sayin’.
Don’t matter. I still love her.
She had all her props:
Glass of Pinot.
Virginia Slim
Cell Phone
IPad
NY Times, Washington Post,And Waco WeeklyWipe
Attitude
Yeah. There’s that.
Always that.
Always That Attitude: Nuclear Option
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This post cannot stand alone on my prose.
The vids are requisite.
“I just have to look good; Idon’t have to be clear.”
The volume is borked. So CRANK it up. (Video Credit: Video Music, via The YouTubes—Duh!)
Love Broadcast News.
Love Mocking Broadcast News.
Love the Eye-Candy ‘Info-Babes’ on Broadcast News.(Broadcast News puts the ‘Broad’ in News)
Andrea Tantaros CNN Bra Size & Measurements
Andrea Tantaros: CNN, Bra Size & Measurements
Guys, you know you want me to drop the link.
No!
Suffer in Silence
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Love that I harbor no true malice toward Broadcast News, but G’damn! they are so transparent with their bias.
Added Value: Holly-Go-Lightly
I sincerely hope you have enjoyed this brief interlude shit post I wrote while cooling my heels waiting for MS Muse to respond to my Proposal of Marriage
Cheers!
(‘Story at Eleven’)
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Bonus ‘Added Value’
Credit to John Ward: Genius Man
“No, it’s awful.”
My Cross to bear
My Spirit ‘Man-able’: Ted Koppel
Video Compilation Credit Below: iLoveChrisCuomo
Uh… Homo-Erotica?
CNN: The Most Trusted Name In News?
Am I homo-phobic?
No! But these two wear me out!
Some of my Best Friends are Fags (This is a JOKE BTW!)
“I love you Don Lemon.”
You never fail to entertain.
NowPleaseExcuse me while I puke—‘vacuate’ my stomach.
And my mind.
“The Memes Become Reality”
–IanMilesCheong
Don & Chris:
Two Marshmallows Colliding in Mid-Air:
Ignore the below, the last on your radio dial, because WordPress is FUCKED UP!
Won’t let me delete it!
It just keeps spinning ‘round an’ ‘round sucking up bandwidth.
Bandwidth I have not to spare,
Nor desire to share.
Fuck you WordPress!
“Uploading” it perpetually says.
Hey Whore-Press!
How ‘bout I ‘upload’ my Nine Millimeter into your dome?
How would that grab ya?
Add-Din-Dumb:
I got ‘on the horn’ w/WP
Kind service rep fixed my problem.
Toot Sweet
All-in-all, WP has Great Customer Service.
No denying that.
I take back my un-happy words hurled at WordPress… until the next time…
Here is more from his video recorded performance and yes, most of it is esoteric.
The only video of Lenny (real good video) is from when he was near death. He was most assuredly not at his ‘best’.
But this is all we have.
So we must run with it, because, in my not-so-humble-opinion, his worst was better than the best of Cable Guy, Foxworthy, and even fellow-Texan, Ron White. But that is just me. The only ones who can compare in my mind are George Carlin and Richard Pryor, and possibly Sarah Silverman or Sandra Bernhard.
