“Uh… Is this thing on?”
*Screeching Mic Feedback*
“Ouch! Guess it is.”
“Uh… Hi Y’all.”
“Uh… HOWDY Y’ALL!”
*Crowd in Unison*–
“You said that already! Git on wid it!”
“Okay! Okay! This is just me, being me. Allowing me, for today, to indulge the ‘Right Side of Me’. That’s All.
*Crowd Collectively Moans*
“So… Worried much about Western Civilization?”
“Not particularly. Not tonight.”
“It’s collapsing. Or Hadn’t you noticed?”
“I live in a pretty good neighborhood.”
‘About Last Night’
Director: Edward Zwick
Studio Credit: TriStar Pictures
Film Based On The Play “Sexual Perversity in Chicago” by David Mamet
“Are YOU Ready for SOME FOOTBALL?!!!”
“Butt. Butt… BUTT??!
“Precisely the Problem.”
Credit: Salty Cracker
WHATEVER Happened to THESE people?
Where did THEY go?
Street Cred for Vid: Steven Shehori
“Why does the sun go on shining?
Why does the sea rush to shore?
Don’t they know it’s the end of the world?
It ended when you said ‘goodbye’”
Street Cred for Vid: TheOldrecordclub
It May be The-End-of-The-World
(As we know it)
But Lance Feels Fine!
He Feels Fine…
Performance Credit: R.E.M.
Street Cred for Vid: remhq
Oh, and just to bundle up that thought about ‘Butts’
I found the perfect new vocation for any future Unemployed NFL Executives.
They’d be Naturals
Just like these two intrepid entrepreneurs: