“Are You My Daddy?” “Dunno Girl. You from Olongapo City? PI? Dubai? Or Sydney Aussie? Or Mombasa? Or Hong Kong or Amman, or Tel Aviv, or Cairo? or Waco?
Please tell me Y’all ain’t from Waco! That Would Ruin my day!…. Catch My Drift? Oh Never Mind! What’s your DNA say? If I broke it, I’ll buy it”
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Never mind. I Suppose It’s Possible. Now Be A Dear And Buy Your Ole’ “Daddy” A Beer… Dear? Dear?
Where Ya goin’ Dear?–Come Back Here! I didn’t get my beer!”
(Cannot Properly EDIT This!
Damn You to Hell WordPress!–The Un-Pleasant Parts)
It’s Fittin’
Or it isn’t.
‘Fittin’’
No! It WAS Fittin’!
Very Much So!
So Well-Deserved!
Bravo to You Hattie!
In my mind, I think I have written some incredibly good shit for this here blog, (approaching my one-year anniversary) but then again, who can account for taste?
Certainly not me.
Anyway…
I had some interesting emails of late:
Mostly of the “Jeeze! Yer not dead… I hope.” Strain. (vernacular??)
“No Virginia, I am not dead.”(And No: There ain’t no Santa)
Yet.
Nope. Not yet. (dead: not Santa—try to stay with me here Friends…)
‘So sorry…’
“Maybe next time.” Or as some of my ‘friends’ might say: “Next Year in Jerusalem.”
(But then, that is some other kind of different post, ain’t it?)
I am tired, so I will end this now.
Just wanted to post ‘something’ so that y’all would realize… I am still alive in here.
Peace,
Lance
P.S. Now, that right there is what some might call a virulent (?), brilliant stream of ‘conscientiousness’. Some might, in fact.
Personally, I call ‘bullshit.’ But that is just me.
Cheers Y’all,
Lance
And PPS:
I am gonna volunteer to go to Liberia.
Just to help.
If y’all think I’m jokin’, well then; you don’t know me very well, do you?
Hell! All who know me, know I will risk anything for money! Because ‘money’ is all I care about.”
(And if y’all believe that, well then I am not… aiming… at ‘My Audience’)
And I do have a bridge to sell. (cheap!)
–Lance
Just for fun:
Bob Dylan – George Floyd – RIP
“A Deputy Sheriff approached them in a manner rather rude…”
Bad Idea Officer!
Take Away:
Don’t Fuck With Pretty-Boy Floyd
&
Do NOT
Fuck With Lance
He Looks Nice
But He Bites
Just Some
‘Friendly’
Advice:
Be Nice
Read & Heed
“I Ain’t Never Seen An Outlaw Drive A Family From Their Home”
