Tag Archives: Rita Coolidge

My Head Hurts. My Feet Stink. And I Don’t Love Jesus. Someone, Anyone, Please Save Me. (From Being All Alone!) Yeah, I Know: Pipe Dream

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Doncha Wish Your Girlfriend Was A

Freak

Like Me?

Doncha?

Oh Hell Yeah I Do!

My Girlfriend Attends Church.

Pretty Sure Y’all Do Not.

Thank God!

(No pun intended)

The Pussycat Dolls

“Ladies Disaster”


Terminally Related: and a Retarded Re-Tread

Very Severely / Terminally Related to My Most Recent Post. But Suicide is NOT an Option That Works Well for Me. I Mean, Who’s Gonna Stick Around and Clean up The Mess?

Disclaimer:

This Be A Lame-Ass

Pity-Party Post

But I’ll Cry If I Want To

(You Have Been Properly Advised)

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Loneliness is a Bitch I Can’t Stand!

Don’t Wanna Live With Her!

Can’t Live Without Her

No Mas!

Gonna Toss Her Out!

But When It Comes Right Down To it:

“We Walk Through This World All Alone”

Desperado

Fuck You Jimmy Buff[-Aye!

What The Fu*k is WRONG  With Me?

I should be GRATEFUL 

For Just still walkin’ about, breathing air.

Still Standin’ Here

Still Standing, But all alone…

But yes! We’re All of us… All ALONE

Lenny! My Main Man!

All Alone!

Rita Rita R-I-T-Ahhh!!!

I ain’t! Grateful

Why not?

Because I am an asshole!

That’s Why

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“Lance! You’re an Asshole!”

“No Shit? Got any more Breaking News?”

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I suppose I expected more out of my life than this.

Whatever!

I have coin in my purse.

I gots my health (such as it is)

I have not yet run outta booze

What’s not to be thankful for?

I’ll get back to Y’all on this emotional crisis I am experiencing

Cheers

And Just Be Thankful for what you’ve got

Y’all!

That’s all!

Bye Now!

Bonus

On The House

(Yer Welcome!)

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Not At All Germane To This Post

But Soon it Will Be

When I Get My Eviction Notice

I Am Being Summarily Evicted From My {“I’ve lived here Two Years== NEVER ONCE WAS I LATE On My Rent”–Domicile)

No Phone, No Pool, No Pets.
I Ain’t Got No Cigarettes

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Stupid Fun Fact:

My Best-Ever HG Girlfriend was third cousin to Roger Miller..

Truth,

But Y’all caint look that up–guess you’ll just havta take my word on it.

Rita! Rita! Rita! Most Lovely Lady!

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Words Fail!

Oh Well!

Best I can Muster:

Wow!

Just

WoW!

Star Stricken Me!

“Rita, You Are So Beautiful!”

“Learn How To Pretend”

Rita, Beautiful Lady, I Did Learn.

Too Well.

Far Too Well… How to pretend

Well?

Now What?

Kris!

You Moron!

You Really Fucked Up!

Didn’t You!

How could let her get away??

You Fucking Idiot!

If you look up “TRUE LOVE” in the Dictionary,

This You Shall Discover

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Clik The GD Below Link.

It Works!

(Fuk You WordPress!)

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Oh!

And any Fool Out There

Who Feels The Need

To Try To ‘Educate’ ME

On The Stormy Marriage

That… Was Kris & Rita…

Here is a Clue:

DON’T!

I have my Memories…

And My Fantasies…

Do NOT

Tread Upon Them!

OR Try To Trample Them!

If You Do…

(Well, I Recommend You Just don’t)

You Will NOT Enjoy My Respond.

Well, I just got back from New York city; Kris and Rita done it all

Kris Fucked Up! He Allowed Her To Escape! “Well, I just got back from New York city; Kris and Rita done it all”

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“Rita Coolidge, Rita Coolidge cleft for me”

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–Willie Nelson

Since it is still Texas Independence Day, I am gonna continue to bombast my Blog with Texans I admire.

Here is (in my mind) one of the greatest (and most misunderstood and underrated) Texans: Kris Kristofferson, Rhode’s Scholar, ruffian, redneck, poet.

He married well. Too bad it didn’t take. Rita Coolidge! He should have found a way to make that work…

To Be So Smart, Kris, You Were An Idiot!

(I Can Relate!)

I Have Spilled Far Too Much Virtual Ink on Rita. Fuk U, I’ll I’ll Spill Some More!! I Love Rita. I Just Caint Hep It! “Well, I just got back from New York City; Kris and Rita Done it all.”

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“Rita Coolidge, Rita Coolidge cleft for me”

ritacoolidgeandkrisk.jpg

–Willie Nelson

Since it is still Texas Independence Day, I am gonna continue to bombast my Blog with Texans I admire.

Here is (in my mind) one of the greatest (and most misunderstood and underrated) Texans: Kris Kristofferson, Rhode’s Scholar, ruffian, redneck, poet.

He married well. Too bad it didn’t take. Rita Coolidge! He should have found a way to make that work…

To Be So Smart, Kris, You Were An Idiot!

(I Can Certainly Relate!)

I Love Rita. I Just Caint Hep It!!!! “Well, I just got back from New York City; Kris and Rita Done it all.”

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“Rita Coolidge, Rita Coolidge cleft for me”

ritacoolidgeandkrisk.jpg

–Willie Nelson

Since it is still Texas Independence Day, I am gonna continue to bombast my Blog with Texans I admire.

Here is (in my mind) one of the greatest (and most misunderstood and underrated) Texans: Kris Kristofferson, Rhode’s Scholar, ruffian, redneck, poet.

He married well. Too bad it didn’t take. Rita Coolidge! He should have found a way to make that work…

To Be So Smart, Kris, You Were An Idiot!

(I Can Certainly Relate!)

Still? Nav Mode? Bullshit! Always in Sailor Mode! “Sea–Somewhat of a Stream of Almost Consciousness” And Somewhat Of A “Confession” RE: My Previous Post. Don’t Grow Too ‘Comfortable’ With This Side Of Me Cannot Properly Edit This. (Thanks Wanker WordPress!) Sorry Y’all for Some Redundancies. I Can’t Fix STUPID–wORDpRESS

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For ALL NAVIES–ALL SAILORS–ALL COUNTRIES—

Sailors of The World–All The World Over

SHARE A

Special

Brother-Hood

&

Sister-Hood

Race, Class,

Don’t Matter

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“For Those In Peril On The Sea”

Well, there’s so many sinking now
You gotta keep thinking
You can make it through these waves
Acid, booze, and ass
Needles, guns, and grass
Lots of laughs

Joni

Blue songs are like tattoos
You know I’ve been to sea before
Crown and anchor me
Or let me sail away
Hey, blue, there is a song for you
Ink on a pin
Underneath the skin
An empty space to fill in

OK

Once

Maybe

Twice

I Have Been Scared At Sea

Ship Hits The Fan!

“The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”

Creds: Gordon Lightfoot — Artist & Zeezy — Vid Share

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The scariest thing to me…

Was at sea.

In the Indian Ocean, late one night

(That “IO” That Ho!)

Late at Night.

And the ship was tight.

And the waves were big.

Real big.

IO, She was angry.

And I was scared.

(No! HE Was scared).

I was never scared!

I was drinking coffee… And in between, walking on the bulkheads—all you sailors out there—can relate, and compare…

Never scared, but aside from my ‘coffee mates,” I knew, did, had done… the same drill… Too many times. (Fuckin’ Black-Shoe Navy!)

And if any of y’all find any of my  ‘Sea Stories” unbelievable…The preamble to any good sea story is “This is a no-shitter…”

And then there was Melville…I’ve been around the world and  once saw two white whales fuck.. I did. And there were dolphins… standing by… giggling.

 I have been to Australia.

Twice

And it follows, I have been to sea before:

And here, (for you purists) is the original, stolen from “Hejira”:

My Thanks to

“I’m just a simple soldier Son.

“With one more Year to Go.””