I love Madonna!–The Bigest Cunt Of Them All! –The Here Is Something Dedicated To All the Cunts I Cherish And Am Trying So Desperate Hard To Forget & Not To Regret.

Maddy! Maddy! Maddy!!!!

The Mamas & the Papas –

Dedicated To The One I Love

*****

And Failing!

Famously Failing!

But I Will NEVER Give UP!

I Will Continue To Sailor On!

This Is Just HOW I ROLL!

Y’all,

I spend a lot of time and energy trying to read, comment and appreciate (and even email) a lot of bloggers.

Yes!

All female!

How I roll–

Men–do your own thing!

Find your own Private Idaho’

Stay out of My Lane!

Make Your Own Kind of Music.

Good on you, if you do, but you bore me.

Women Fucking Fascinate me.

You Don’t

Get Over It!

But I try to do my part

My part to do my part to support them

To encourage them,

When they just ignore me.

Well….

Fuck them!

This is a song dedicated to them!

The ones who ignore me!

(GODDAMN! HOW I LOVE YOU SARA S!)

WORDS FAIL ME

AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE IN

THE FUCKING

‘WORDS-BUSINESS!’

******************

My Favorite CUNT!

cASS eLLIOt!

Yeah! I’d Fuck Her!

Thrice!

And We’d Both Enjoy

The

Experience(S)

For Any Asshole I may Have Offended….

I just say this:

“I Told You When I Met You I was Crazy!”

Listen To The Mother-Fuckin’ Song!

Or Else I Will Cut Off Your Allowance!

I’ll Take Your Fuckin’ Legs While I’m At It!

I Don’t Give Any Shits About How Many Times You Have Mowed The Goddamn Lawn!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

“I Wish I had More Cents O’ Humor!”

But I don’t

Bee-Cause I’m Broke!

So

Fuck

The

Fuck

OFF!!!

Go Ahead!

Ask Me How Many Fucks

I Give!

I Dare You!

I Double DOG Dare You!

I Treble – Dog Dare YOU!

Since I am Whor’d, Bor’d, & Ignored,–Word-Press Is Stupid…

I Am ‘Forced’ To Repost This

(Could Not, For Some Estranged WordPress Reason, Drop it into My Last Post)

***

Help Me Rhonda

Yes.

All The ‘Beach Boys’ Were Gay.

Please ask me how many fucks I Give

Goddamn!

Such A Womanly Body!

Bilt Like A Brick Shit House

The Commodores-Brick House

Looking at her always took my Breath Away

Kelly!

Took My Breath Away

Cred For Shared Vid: Berli

My N VY

“You’re Probably Not a Diva: You’re a Cunt.” I Love You Sarah Silverman. But Then Again, I Love ALL Strong Wimmens. You Ain’t Nothin’ Special-J/K You ARE Something ‘Special!’

I recently discovered my posts are all over the place:

(under my bed, in the laundry hamper, in the shitter, the garage, the liter/Lighter (sic) box, et cetera)

I guess this is just how I must roll.

Sincerely aspire to not pissing anyone off.

But,

If I did/do,

There is still a chance for  at redemption.

Tomorrow

Maybe

By God’s Grace

Possibly

We’ll see…

Cheers to all Y’all Fellow CUNTS!

Daily Lenny: Miami Kidnap. Or Shark Bit Me. Truth Is/ I Just Got Reee-leased From Hospital–Again! Story At Eleven…. Oh, And Oye Yay! I am Being Evicted,, The hits Just Keep Comin’

Why Me Lord?

Quite a bit of Yiddish (and Jewish) in this bit.

(love it)

Here ya go:

Young Lenny

And Thanks For Listening

More Lenny Here:

http://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

Bonus:

Sarah!

tex flag

 

More Comedy. Can NEVER Have Enuff Comedy! It Sustains & Maintains Our Fragile Sanity. “Daily Lenny: Lenny Bruce Comes Clean, Plus a Bonus: Sarah & Matt”

Happy Saturday Y’all.

Here is The Daily Lenny:

“Lenny Bruce Comes Clean on Arrests, Dope, and Some Other Stuff”

Please Enjoy

(It really helps if you know your 1960’s history—Jes’ Sayin’– Of course I ‘lived’ it,  so obviously I ‘know’ it.—well documented in these pages of my Blog–Thank you. Drive Thru)

On The Street Where I Lived: School Days

Cred: Sam Cooke–DUH!

Video Credit: GuerrillaDivision

Eight Years Old

And  Since Y’all Have Been So Good To Us Here at TT&H, Here is a Bonus.

Saturday Sarah!

“I’m Fucking Matt Damon.” (“She’s Fucking Matt Damon”)

Your Visits Here Are Much Appreciated.

More Lenny Here:

http://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

Here Is Something Dedicated To All the Cunts I Am Trying So Hard To Love. And Failing! (But I Will NEVER Give UP! I Will Continue To Sailor On! This Is Just HOW I ROLL!)

Y’all,

I spend a lot of time and energy trying to read, comment and appreciate (and even email) a lot of bloggers.

Yes!

All female!

How I roll–

Men–do your own thing!

Find your own Private Idaho’

Stay out of My Lane!

Make Your Own Kind of Music.

Good on you, if you do, but you bore me.

Women Fucking Fascinate me.

You Don’t

Get Over It!

But I try to do my part

My part to do my part to support them

To encourage them,

When they just ignore me.

Well….

Fuck them!

This is a song dedicated to them!

The ones who ignore me!

(GODDAMN! HOW I LOVE YOU SARA S!)

WORDS FAIL ME

AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE IN

THE FUCKING

‘WORDS-BUSINESS!’

******************

My Favorite CUNT!

cASS eLLIOt!

Yeah! I’d Fuck Her!

Thrice!

And We’d Both Enjoy

The

Experience(S)

For Any Asshole I may Have Offended….

I just say this:

“I Told You When I Met You I was Crazy!”

Listen To The Mother-Fuckin’ Song!

Or Else I Will Cut Off Your Allowance!

I’ll Take Your Fuckin’ Legs While I’m At It!

I Don’t Give Any Shits About How Many Times You Have Mowed The Goddamn Lawn!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

“I Wish I had More Cents O’ Humor!”

But I don’t

Bee-Cause I’m Broke!

So

Fuck

The

Fuck

OFF!!!

Go Ahead!

Ask Me How Many Fucks

I Give!

I Dare You!

I Double DOG Dare You!

I Treble – Dog Dare YOU!