But Then Again, I Love ALL Strong Wimmens. You Ain’t Nothin’ Special-J/K You ARE Something ‘Special!’ If You’re Broken and You’re Heartless… You’re A Cunt.
The Hits, They Just Keep On A-Comin’
Welcome To MY World!
Why Me Lord?
***
Denis Leary – Asshole
Quite a bit of Yiddish (and Jewish) in this bit.
(love it)
Here ya go:
And Thanks For Listening
More Lenny Here:
http://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/
Bonus:
Sarah!
The only video of Lenny (real good video) is from when he was near death. He was most assuredly not at his ‘best’.
But this is all we have.
So we must run with it, because, in my not-so-humble-opinion, his worst was better than the best of Cable Guy, Foxworthy, and even fellow-Texan, Ron White. But that is just me. The only ones who can compare in my mind are George Carlin and Richard Pryor, and possibly Sarah Silverman or Sandra Bernhard.
And Thanks For Your Visit.
More Lenny Discovered Here
http://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/
Stealthily…
“Daily Lenny: Lenny Bruce Comes Clean, Plus a Bonus:
Sarah & Matt”
My Only Ambition in Life, Is To Be Funny–Lenny Bruce, Dave Gardner, Carlin, Pryor—Funny.
I Know I Will Never Get there…
So I Just Steal From The Best.
All I Can Do…
On The Street Where I Lived: School Days
Video Credit: GuerrillaDivision
And Since Y’all Have Been So Good To Us Here at TT&H, Here is a Bonus.
“I’m Fucking Matt Damon.” (“She’s Fucking Matt Damon”)
More Lenny Here:
Maddy! Maddy! Maddy!!!!
The Mamas & the Papas –
*****
And Failing!
Famously Failing!
But I Will NEVER Give UP!
I Will Continue To Sailor On!
This Is Just HOW I ROLL!
Y’all,
I spend a lot of time and energy trying to read, comment and appreciate (and even email) a lot of bloggers.
Yes!
All female!
How I roll–
Men–do your own thing!
Find your own Private Idaho’
Stay out of My Lane!
Make Your Own Kind of Music.
Good on you, if you do, but you bore me.
Women Fucking Fascinate me.
You Don’t
Get Over It!
But I try to do my part
My part to do my part to support them
To encourage them,
When they just ignore me.
Well….
Fuck them!
This is a song dedicated to them!
The ones who ignore me!
(GODDAMN! HOW I LOVE YOU SARA S!)
WORDS FAIL ME
AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE IN
THE FUCKING
‘WORDS-BUSINESS!’
******************
My Favorite CUNT!
cASS eLLIOt!
Yeah! I’d Fuck Her!
Thrice!
And We’d Both Enjoy
The
Experience(S)
For Any Asshole I may Have Offended….
I just say this:
“I Told You When I Met You I was Crazy!”
Listen To The Mother-Fuckin’ Song!
Or Else I Will Cut Off Your Allowance!
I’ll Take Your Fuckin’ Legs While I’m At It!
I Don’t Give Any Shits About How Many Times You Have Mowed The Goddamn Lawn!
LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!
LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!
LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!
LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!
LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!
LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!
LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!
LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!
LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!
“I Wish I had More Cents O’ Humor!”
But I don’t
Bee-Cause I’m Broke!
So
Fuck
The
Fuck
OFF!!!
Go Ahead!
Ask Me How Many Fucks
I Give!
I Dare You!
I Double DOG Dare You!
I Treble – Dog Dare YOU!
I Am ‘Forced’ To Repost This
(Could Not, For Some Estranged WordPress Reason, Drop it into My Last Post)
***
Help Me Rhonda
Yes.
All The ‘Beach Boys’ Were Gay.
Please ask me how many fucks I Give
Goddamn!
Such A Womanly Body!
Bilt Like A Brick Shit House
The Commodores-Brick House
Looking at her always took my Breath Away
Kelly!
Took My Breath Away
Cred For Shared Vid: Berli
My N VY
