Here Is Something Dedicated To All the Cunts I Am Trying So Hard To Love. And Failing! (But I Will NEVER Give UP! I Will Continue To Sailor On! This Is Just HOW I ROLL!)

Y’all,

I spend a lot of time and energy trying to read, comment and appreciate (and even email) a lot of bloggers.

Yes!

All female!

How I roll–

Men–do your own thing!

Find your own Private Idaho’

Stay out of My Lane!

Make Your Own Kind of Music.

Good on you, if you do, but you bore me.

Women Fucking Fascinate me.

You Don’t

Get Over It!

But I try to do my part

My part to do my part to support them

To encourage them,

When they just ignore me.

Well….

Fuck them!

This is a song dedicated to them!

The ones who ignore me!

(GODDAMN! HOW I LOVE YOU SARA S!)

WORDS FAIL ME

AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE IN

THE FUCKING

‘WORDS-BUSINESS!’

******************

My Favorite CUNT!

cASS eLLIOt!

Yeah! I’d Fuck Her!

Thrice!

And We’d Both Enjoy

The

Experience(S)

For Any Asshole I may Have Offended….

I just say this:

“I Told You When I Met You I was Crazy!”

Listen To The Mother-Fuckin’ Song!

Or Else I Will Cut Off Your Allowance!

I’ll Take Your Fuckin’ Legs While I’m At It!

I Don’t Give Any Shits About How Many Times You Have Mowed The Goddamn Lawn!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

“I Wish I had More Cents O’ Humor!”

But I don’t

Bee-Cause I’m Broke!

So

Fuck

The

Fuck

OFF!!!

Go Ahead!

Ask Me How Many Fucks

I Give!

I Dare You!

I Double DOG Dare You!

I Treble – Dog Dare YOU!

Daily Lenny, Lenny Comes Clean Part Two: Plus Sarah and The Lone Ranger

Hi Kids!

Here is part two of yesterday’s Daily Lenny.

Now… I just know you will enjoy (and comment)

Video Credit: GuerrillaDivision

Masked Man

 Thank You Masked Man!

And after some soul searching and some ‘Google’ effort, I found this from Our Favorite Woman

Here’s Sarah!

More Sarah and Lenny Here:

http://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

And, as always, Thanks for Your Support. And Never Forget to Support THE LONE RANGER!

High (OH So High) Oh Silver! Away!!!

Daily Lenny, Lenny Comes Clean Part Two: Plus Sarah and The Lone Ranger

Hi Kids!

Here is part two of yesterday’s Daily Lenny.

Now… I just know you will enjoy (and comment)

Video Credit: GuerrillaDivision

Masked Man

 Thank You Masked Man!

And after some soul searching and some ‘Google’ effort, I found this from Our Favorite Woman

Here’s Sarah!

More Sarah and Lenny Here:

http://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

And, as always, Thanks for Your Support. And Never Forget to Support THE LONE RANGER!

High (OH So High) Oh Silver! Away!!!

 

Daily Lenny: Lenny Bruce Comes Clean, Plus a Bonus: Sarah & Matt

Happy Saturday Y’all.

Here is The Daily Lenny:

“Lenny Bruce Comes Clean on Arrests, Dope, and Some Other Stuff”

Please Enjoy

 Video Credit: GuerrillaDivision

Eight Years Old

And  Since Y’all Have Been So Good To Us Here at TT&H, Here is a Bonus.

Saturday Sarah!

“I’m Fucking Matt Damon.” (“She’s Fucking Matt Damon”)

Your Visits Here Are Much Appreciated.

More Lenny Here:

http://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

 

Daily Lenny: Jewish Theatre

Hail and Well Met My Fellow Lenny-ites!

For your Joy & Listening Pleasure

Here is today’s Lenny Bruce!


Hoffman as Lenny

So take a break from writing that-soon-to-go-viral post that we all have in us, 

“For, No Profit Grows Where is no Pleasure Ta’en”

And since I slacked off on Yesterday’s ‘Two For Tuesday’, Here is Sarah Now, but be thee forewarned: This may offend some in the audience. (Ha! Who am I kidding!? If you have stayed with TT&H this long, well you probably are not so easily offended)

Thank Y’all for your visit.

More Lenny & Sarah Here:

http://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

 

Daily Lenny: Know Your Audience

Good Advice For Bloggers, I Suppose…

“Know Your Audience(s)”

Here is Lenny 

Know Him. Love Him. Know & Love Thyself

“The “what should be” never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no “what should be,” there is only what is.”

“A lot of people say to me, `Why did you kill Christ?’ I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.”

–Lenny Bruce

Lenny Finger

Thank You for visiting my Blog

More Lenny Found Here:

http://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

And has become my wont, here is some Sarah to get you through the rest of your weekend:

Credit: 

ChelseaLately