“If someone takes a spin it’s me and not you.”
I Adore Barbara. (But You Faithful, Regular Readers Already Know This)
“If someone takes a spin it’s me and not you.”
I Adore Barbara. (But You Faithful, Regular Readers Already Know This)
Bound for Glory?
Thought I was.
Guess I was Mistaken.
“Not at all Son. Treat ‘em like Marines.”
“Yessir!” (This was the response I had been hoping for)
“I’m A 1000 Miles From No-Where’s-Ville. Nicce ‘Climit!’ Wanna Join Me? In My Misery. Yup! I am Crazy / Insane!”
“And I’ve Got Pickles in My Head“
“Time Don’t Matter to me”
And There’s No-Place I’d Rather Be
Nor Wanna Be
For I am A sailor–Fore-Ever!
I’m ‘A’-Tryin’ Really Hard To Be Happy! & Up_Beat & Remain Positive! Obviously This Will Be A WIP! ‘Work-in-I Digress-Progress!’
Wish Me Luck in My Endeavor!! — And, I’m a-Tryin’ Really Hard to Entertain Y’alls! & NEVah, Evarh, Wanna Waste Yer Finite, Valuable To Me, Spent on Me. Time. This is “Me” in All Truthful Sincerity!
I’m Stupid!
I Cannot Help It
I Just Act Naturally!
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Buck!
Buck It Up!
Fuk It It Up!
Yuk Yuk Yuk
It Up! Fuk U
I Don’t Really Mean Mean Mean to be Mean!
But I Am An Ass-Hole,
By Natural Nature…
Why is this Vid So fucked up?
Why post a Fukked-up Vid???
Why????
Edit Asshole!
Edit B4 You Post!
Or At Least,
Revisit & Fix Your Shit!
Show Some Respect
For Your Readers!
Try it!
U Might Like it!
Cred For Vid: DangerousDonRich
“Oh My God—What’s Happening To Me?!!”
Dwight Jok’em!
I am so Fukkin’ far Removed
From
No-Where,
That I Cannot Find My Ass with Both Hands
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I’ve Got Bruisings On My Memories
Ain’t That a G’Damn Shame?!
I’m a thousand miles from nowhere
Time don’t matter to me
‘Cause I’m a thousand miles from nowhere
And there’s no place I want to be
Cred: Warner Music Nashville
I Cast Pearls at At At Swine!
All The Time!
For No Dimes!
(J/K)
I Lub All Y’alls!
All the Y’alls!
I am So
Fukking
Sorry!
But I Love Connie Britton!
All The Y’alls Y’all
Friday Night Lights: All the Y’alls from Tami Taylor
Cred Fer Share: Chris Spags
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Do NOT Watch This One Below!
It is Depression!
Manifester’d
(On Steroids!)
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Try To….
Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate The Positive –
Bing Crosby
With The Andrews Sisters:
If It Has Escaped Your Attention:
Please allow Me To Refresh Your Memory!
I Love The Andrews Sisters!
1942 Andrews Sisters – Don’t Sit Under the Apple Tree
vID cRED: Bleiddwen Lupin
What????
Say What?!
This is RELLY IRIATATIN!
I CANNOT FIND THE VID! I Wanted To Care & Share!
(OK! Found It! Fuk U Internet!)
I’ll Always Out-Last Your Dumb Ass!
Boogie Wookie~ Get Funky!
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I LOVE THESE BROADS!!
I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THEM
:::
Creds for “Positive” Vid: beyoncetyratina
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I LOVE MY COUNTRY
My AmeriKa!
I REALLY DO!
Yuk it Up!
Sisters!
I did NOT Have
A White Christmas!
That Would’ve Been
Racist!
I did Dream of One Though
But All I really Wanted To
Do
Was Not Run Out of Rum
“Lord Help The Mister That Comes Between me And My Sister”
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Sister Act!
The End!
But….
In The end…
Oh yeah, all right
Are you going to be in my dreams
Tonight?
And in the end
The love you take
(Fake?)
Is equal to the love you make
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Yeah! In The End!
Yer Fukked!
Properly!!
With
No
Property
I have Been In – Love With Natalie Wood
For All
My Adolescence
AnD
ADULT
LIFE!
This Property Is Condemned
(As Am I)
“Are You gonna Be In My Dreams tonight?”
Fuk Yes!
Natalie!
For All Of The Rest of My Un=Nat-at-yer-All Life!
Natalie! Please Always Remain In My Dreams!
My Dear Beautiful Dream Girl
My Dream Lover
Bobby!
You Stole My Line!
(Asshole!)
I Coulda Been a Contender!
For Her
For Her Affections!
But, Oh Hell No!
You Had To Screw That Up For Me!
(Oh & Fuk You Too Robert Redford!)
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Bobby! You Can Kiss My Ass!
*****
Beatles!?
Huh?
*****
I Coin a Phrase,
In A Daze!
I am So Fukking Stupid!
I Should Just Fuffin’ KIll Myself!
Maybe I shall!
Do Y’all A Solid
Suicide Is Painless
It Brings On
Many Changes
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“Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see
That Suicide is Painless!
^^^
Bonus!
Just to Cheer You The Fuk Up!
“Oh Happy Dagger!”
And Yes!
I Am Suicide
On Steroids
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Episode Two:
Why Modern Movies Suck – Destroying Our Heroes
Black Panther is the Most Overrated MCU Movie Ever
Prometheus – The Franchise Killer
Alien Covenant – Why Does This Movie Even Exist?
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Eposode One:
Why Modern Movies Suck – They’re Written By Children
*****
Why The Past Matters
Why Canon Matters
Why Modern Movies Suck – Setup And Payoff
What Happened To Our Villains?
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All Street Cred Goes To
“The Critical Drinker”
https://www.youtube.com/c/TheCriticalDrinker
My Idol
My Hero
My Spirit Animal
Scottish Arsehole!
******
Bonus Becuz I’M A Bitter Asshole:
I HATE HOLLYWOOD THESE DAYS!
THEY ARE RUINING OUR RICH AMERICAN CULTURE!
^^^^^^
Avatar – The Most Successful Failure Ever
Cred: The Critical Drinker
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Masters of the Universe: Revelation – Absolute Disaster
Masters Of The Universe Part 2 – This Time It’s Farcical
Cred: The Critical Drinker
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No Time To Die – The End Of James Bond
Cred: Crit Drinker
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Defeminizing Female Characters
Cred: Crit Drinker
(Tryin’ To Take a ‘Proper Piss” is an entirely different topic. Can you say “Prostate Problem?”–I Knew you could)
Anyway, Bowel–Moving on…
TMI?
Trust me Kids, if you ever grow old you will know exactly what I am talkin’ ’bout.
Taking a proper daily dump is
IMPORTANT.
Taking a good shit is good.
And it’s good for ya
And Just For Fun/Added Value To Get Ya in-the-mood:
Please Scroll Down and Clik on the
“Poo-Pond Song”
Oh Fuk it. I did the Heavy Searchin’ For Ya.
Yer Welcome
Cred For Share: JimmyMisawa
Artist: Jimmy Moreland
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“Are You My Daddy?” “Dunno Girl. You from Olongapo City? PI? Dubai? Or Sydney Aussie? Or Mombasa? Or Hong Kong or Amman, or Tel Aviv, or Cairo? or Waco?
Please tell me Y’all ain’t from Waco! That Would Ruin my day!…. Catch My Drift? Oh Never Mind! What’s your DNA say? If I broke it, I’ll buy it”
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Never mind. I Suppose It’s Possible. Now Be A Dear And Buy Your Ole’ “Daddy” A Beer… Dear? Dear?
Where Ya goin’ Dear?–Come Back Here! I didn’t get my beer!”
(Cannot Properly EDIT This!
Damn You to Hell WordPress!–The Un-Pleasant Parts)
‘So sorry…’