I’m Gonna Lie down for a Moment. In My Own Bed. In My Own Mouse-House. How Re-Freshing. How Unusual!

I Need the time.

Fresh Outta Dimes
So Sleep is My Only,

Lonely Option.

“Lay Down Beside Me”

Bull-Shite!

The Proper Word is ‘Lie

Not ‘Lay

Chickens ‘Lay’ Eggs.

Humans ‘Lie’ in Beds.

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Grammar! Grammar Grammar! G’Dammit!

Grammar Po-Lice Here!

Please forgive me

I would NEVER attempt to edit

Linda!

Not in My

Wild’est fantasies!

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Sleep No More!

Lance Hath Murder’d Sleep!

Hamlet or Macbeth.

I For’git

Why? WTF?? I’ll Fix/Fully/Expand/This Lame-Ass zzz–Post Later—Maybe! Maybe! But Do Not Hold Yer Breath! That Would Not Be Wise! Nor Great For Your Anatomy.

Try A Lobotomy

–Worked For Me.

Cred: Joe Cartoon (Thank U Joe!)

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Why Do They Call it

“Monkey Pox?”

Surely This is Racist

Ha

Ha
Ha!

Ha!

Easy As Fallin’ Off A Biden-Bicycle. “Perhaps Next Time You Should Try A Trike? Just My Humble Suggestion, MISS’d Her President.”

Cred: Salt Man

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Marilyn Monroe Singing

“Happy Birthday Mr President.”

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Lance Ed. Note:

Kate Ross is the Most Beautiful Woman…

In The

HISTORY

OF

WOMEN!

Most Def, A Body Double:

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Just A Lil’ Bonus
Added Value:

CRED: The Story Behind

What-The-Fuk?! YES! This Is A RANT! Just Quietly Slink Away Renee.

Idiot Running Rampant!

Secret Service!

Please LOCK

This Brain-Dead

Fool

Back-In-The-Basement!

“Don’T Sugar Coat It Lance;

Tell Us How You Really Feel.”

(Sorry Kids; I Could Not Find The Actual Quote)

Biden Considering Emergency War Powers

Against Oil Companies”

Huh?

What?

GASOLINE IS ALREADY

FIVE BUCKS A GALLON!

How is Punishing

The Energy Sector

Gonna Help?

STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES!!

Joe! You Are A Stupid Asshole Mo’Fukk’er!

(Is My ‘Currant’ State Of ‘Pissed Off Mind “MInd Too Subtle?)

Let’s just set fire to the whole fukken country Joseph!

Why Not?!

Cred: Salt Man

“FTW”: Best Tattoo In The Nav: Means “Fuck The World” Very Popular In The Nav.. I Am Livid! Not Sure Why.

(And I am LMFAO! Because No One Is Gonna Get Within A Mile of This Post! Fukking Cowards!) Still Laughing! And here I thought Y’all were made of ‘Sterner Stuff!’ Guess I was misinformed! Hahahahaha!

*****

I just finished watching Sleepy Joe Biden Bang on and on and on about

The Fucking Kenny-Dies

Fucking Kennedys!

Caint Stop Laughing at Their Joke

Which at the time was on Us:

The U.S. of Us!

Vid Cred: Next of Ken

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And All they “did” for

Civil Rights!

BULLSHITE!

JFK was so inept he could not even get a pay raise through Congress—For Congressmen! LMFAO!

Lest we forget:

It was LBJ

Who pushed that Civil Rights legislation down the throat of Congress!

Fuck did the Kenny-Dees ever do for us???

Promise the Fuckin’Moon?

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Bay of Piglets?

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Dead Girl in Chappaquiddick?

Fucking MORON!

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Mary Jo Kopechne

Rest in Peace Beautiful Young Lady

And This SHIT SAD STORY Just Repeating Itself!

***

JF-Fucking Kay Didn’t do shit!

Except fuck Marilyn Monroe!

(And Probably Had Her Murdered)

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His ONLY Claim to Fame!

Did Fuckin’ Sleepy Joe even mention LBJ??

No Fucking Way!

What a stupid asshole we have in OUR White Mouse House!

I am gonna loosely quote Molly Ivins here if she were still with us

On Joe Biden:

“If you put that man’s brain in a bumble bee it would fly backwards.”

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I am so fucking pissed right now!

Can you tell?

Thank God For Lee Harvey Oswald!

(And Crew)

BANG! BANG! ASSHOLE!

WELCOME TO TEXAS!

Fun Fact: My Step-Mother Worked For Jack Ruby

I harbor NO LOVE for Kennedys

Does it show?

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This is Good

Not Great

But Worth your time

Trust me

I’m With The Government!

Hahahahaha!

Content Creator Cred: MrBettsClass

Ukraine

Yeah. I am Pissed.

And I don’t even have a dog in this fight–

Although I have been to the region.

I KNOW Some Ukrainians

Friends of Mine

Cred: Wendover Productions

Putin MUST Be STOPPED!

This is Bull-Shite!

I Tried to Wire Money to the Freedom Fighters in Kiev.

My Bank Called Me Up And Informed Me I had No Money

Well Shite!

I wish

I were there.

I love Livin’ And Survivin’ & Not Dyin’ In War Zones

(Spent Almost Fifteen Years…)

They Are Thrilling For Me