Schmucks ‘R’ Us (Actually, Just Me) Never Y’all. NOT Casting Stones From MY Glass Porch. Oh Hell No! Not I, or… “Thank You Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin”


The Movie


“Lance, this is your life.”


Sly Stone

The Coolest Man


(And one of the Coolest Bands Ever!)

Boom laka-laka-laka, Boom laka-lak-goon-ka boom

Take me to that “Higher Plane of Existence”

Lance is a stellar wanna-be-over/under barrel achiever–kinda like a shotgun


But in reality, just a


(But at least I am ‘schmuckable’—and sometimes even lovable—but not very often)


I dream at night great posts.

Try to take mental notes.

Wake up.

They gone!

Great post is gone with the Wine and the Sunshine, and the Harsh Light of Day…

I have written some awesome shit in my sleep.

Lost it all.


“But tomorrow is another day”

Ain’t it?

Les’ hope so.


Added ‘Added Value’

I wanna grow up to be this guy

He ain’t no schmuck!

“So you wanna-be a fucking writer?

Good luck Schmuck!”

Vid Cred: Shea et al.