I Got A Love Call From Sprint Today! (This IS A HAPPY UPBEAT POST. PLEASE ENJOY!)

They are sending me a brand-new four-hundred dollar telephone!

Absolutely for FREE!

Because they LOVE ME!

(All I have to do is activate it within two weeks of delivery–I think I can manage that!)

And I love My Life!

Ain’t LIFE Grand?!!!

My Life is a Cabaret!

Je suis enchanté!