“Yes it does Son. Alas, No More, Elsi-Snore. Now shut up and go make me a sandwich. And fetch me a beer while you’re at it”
“Well shit!. What do I do now?”
“Punt & pray for a good out-come. Your ship has long-since sailedIf I were you, I’d aim for the ‘coffin-corner’ From now on. Perhaps you’ll get lucky one-last-time”
“Asshole is Time”
***
But I Have Finally Discovered Someone Even More Cray-Cray Crazy- Nuts Than Me.
This Makes Me Happy–Seems I Am Not All Alone In This World After- All–Thank God!
I’d like to take a leak… If that is within the realm of possibility—Just askin’ for a Friend.
Yes! This Post Is All Fukked-Up
Because I Am Stupid & Caint Edit For Shit
Oh-My –
Gawd!
I LOVE This Young Broad!
Aubrey Plaza!
I adore her!
All In!
With Both Feets!
I love her. She is insane (In That Good Way) *****
Funny How it has taken me so long to swerve into her… But I am here now. Wholly on-Board with her quirkiness and her cray-cray ‘Better late Than Never’ I suppose.
“Lucky for you Aubrey that I am an old Fuk, Otherwise, I would be stalking you.” With a Heart-felt and Relentless Passion
First time I ever saw her was in the movie “Entrapment”
Well, she surely ‘entrapped’ me and stole my heart.
(and some other parts of my anatomy—But I will spare you the details on that—suffice to say, I watched her in that movie five times in a row. All in one day)
And ever since, when I want to look / listen / drool / I revisit her.
And thanks to the magic of our age, our wonderful internet age, I can satisfy my needs.
Ain’t much into porn, but I sure as shit am into women that I admire and if they are really beautiful… and smart…and talented…. and foreign… Welsh, Brit, French, Italian, Israeli, Kenyan, Oklahoma-en…
OK, not Okie—been there—done that—married that.Divorced that.
(Which was the worst mistake I ever made. Monumental fuck up on my part.)
I am desperately trying to build a respectful tribute post to Catherine by showing you some stolen clips from the internet.
Thank you
Watch and then drive through.
***
“Sexy” as a word fails here.
There are no adequate words to describe this….
Entrap Me Baby!
Welsh Witch
Stevie Nicks
“Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night And wouldn’t you love to love her? Takes to the sky like a bird in flight And who will be her lover?”
***
“All your life you’ve never seen A woman taken by the wind Would you stay if she promised you heaven? Will you ever win? Will you ever win?”
***
“Your life knows no answer”
“Dreams unwind Love’s a state of mind”
Stevie, I love your hair.
A man could get lost in there.
Never to be seen again.
For those who like to ‘read more about it’:
Catherine Zeta-Jones was born September 25, 1969 in Swansea, Wales (and raised in the nearby town of Mumbles), the only daughter of Patricia (nee Fair) and David James “Dai” Jones, who formerly owned a sweet factory.
She attended Dumbarton House School (Swansea). Her father (the son of Bertram (1912-1970) and Zeta Davies Jones (1917-2008)) is of Welsh descent and her mother (the daughter of William (1921-2000) and Catherine O’Callaghan Fair (1920-2001) ) is of English, Irish, and Welsh ancestry.
Her brothers are David Jones (born 1967), a development executive, and Lyndon Jones (born 1972), who works at her production company. Her birth name was simply Catherine Jones, but she added her paternal grandmother’s name (“Zeta”) so as to stand out from the many other young women with the exact same name.
***
And Yes.
I have seen this one.
And I have read the book it was based upon:
And here is a fun fact:
Late one night…. dark and stormy—Some high school friends and I were stuck at a railroad crossing. There was a storm. It was fucking dark.
I had a paperback copy of the book in my hip pocket. I pulled it out and using a BIC cig lighter, read from it to my friends. Just to pass the time as the train took it’s sweet time to get the fuck out of our way…
Scared the shit out of my friends.
(They were not familiar with the story)
I really enjoyed that moment and was sad when the train finished going by…. I had not even gotten to the ‘good’ part yet.
First time I ever saw her was in the movie “Entrapment”
Well, she surely ‘entrapped’ me and stole my heart.
(and some other parts of my anatomy—But I will spare you the details on that—suffice to say, I watched her in that movie five times in a row. All in one day)
And ever since, when I want to look / listen / drool / I revisit her.
And thanks to the magic of our age, our wonderful internet age, I can satisfy my needs.
Ain’t much into porn, but I sure as shit am into women that I admire and if they are really beautiful… and smart…and talented…. and foreign… Welsh, Brit, French, Italian, Israeli, Kenyan, Oklahoma-en…
OK, not Okie—been there—done that—married that.Divorced that.
(Which was the worst mistake I ever made. Monumental fuck up on my part.)
I am desperately trying to build a respectful tribute post to Catherine by showing you some stolen clips from the internet.
Thank you
Watch and then drive through.
***
“Sexy” as a word fails here.
There are no adequate words to describe this….
Entrap Me Baby!
Welsh Witch
Stevie Nicks
“Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night And wouldn’t you love to love her? Takes to the sky like a bird in flight And who will be her lover?”
***
“All your life you’ve never seen A woman taken by the wind Would you stay if she promised you heaven? Will you ever win? Will you ever win?”
***
“Your life knows no answer”
“Dreams unwind Love’s a state of mind”
Stevie, I love your hair.
A man could get lost in there.
Never to be seen again.
For those who like to ‘read more about it’:
Catherine Zeta-Jones was born September 25, 1969 in Swansea, Wales (and raised in the nearby town of Mumbles), the only daughter of Patricia (nee Fair) and David James “Dai” Jones, who formerly owned a sweet factory. She attended Dumbarton House School (Swansea). Her father (the son of Bertram (1912-1970) and Zeta Davies Jones (1917-2008)) is of Welsh descent and her mother (the daughter of William (1921-2000) and Catherine O’Callaghan Fair (1920-2001) ) is of English, Irish, and Welsh ancestry. Her brothers are David Jones (born 1967), a development executive, and Lyndon Jones (born 1972), who works at her production company. Her birth name was simply Catherine Jones, but she added her paternal grandmother’s name (“Zeta”) so as to stand out from the many other young women with the exact same name.
***
And Yes.
I have seen this one.
And I have read the book it was based upon:
And here is a fun fact:
Late one night…. dark and stormy—Some high school friends and I were stuck at a railroad crossing. There was a storm. It was fucking dark. I had a paperback copy of the book in my hip pocket. I pulled it out and using a BIC cig lighter, read from it to my friends. Just to pass the time as the train took it’s sweet time to get the fuck out of our way…
Scared the shit out of my friends.
(They were not familiar with the story)
I really enjoyed that moment and was sad when the train finished going by…. I had not even gotten to the ‘good’ part yet.
