Expanded And Up-Dated (Once Again) SOUTHERN COMFORT(S) ME

I LOVE SOUTHERN!

***

Frankly, Scarlett Don’t Give A Damn

Well, maybe she does, just a little

Cliff Notes/Teaser Version:

Full Album.

Must Listen,

or if not,

Why Are You Even Here?!

Vid Cred for Share:WCW

***

Now some might say Brother Dave was a racist and they would probably be right, but I am posting these bits because I love the way he talks politics and specifically about “Daddy Bird.”

I really don’t think Bro Dave was racist in his heart. Most things he said were tongue-in-cheek, but that is just my opinion.

“See? I don’t drink alcohol, ’cause I don’t want no fat liver… but that ain’t no testimony. You may have your liver to do as you please.”

“But you talk so much politics!” I’m sick and tired of politics!”

Author’s Note: I love Brother Dave becuz he was always so up-beat—Never Down! Just a Happy Man (and a drug addict)–which killed him in the end, but we have his work to cherish and to hold. And to revisit again and again and again. Caint take that away from me!

***

Lyndon Johnson, Just Another Schmuck Lookin’ Out for His Nuts

 

What I’m re-reading right now:

Yes! I’ve Read Them All!

220px-Robert_caro_2012

***

Added Value:

PREACH IT STEVE!

My Brother!

In  Disarm & Harm Those 

MOTHER-FU*KERS! “

“i cAME hOME wITH A bRAND-nEW pLAN”

(yEAH! aLL  cAPs KEY IS sTILl wREwReCkR’D) noT To meNenTinTIOoN sPEeil chEk IS fUcKeD

White Trash?

C’est Moi!

I LOVE YOU BROTHER DAVE!

YOU ENRICHED MY LIFE!

YOU ROCK JERRY!

“Knock Him Out John!”

BAREFOOT JERRY & THE CDB!

ELVIN! (NOT ELVIS!)

MORE ‘ELVIS!’ HAHA!

***

My Sweet Lil Thang

“You Mess With Her, You See A Man Get Mean”

Stevie Ray

****

JANIS!

MY LOVE

BOBBIE G!

MAIN LOVE – OF – MY – LIFE!

This song Haunts My DREAMS AT Night

Because I am Suicidal!

BUGS!

SOUTHERN WOMEN!

Bugs, Don’t Fu*k Around With Them

(They Doan Play!)

THANK YOU Lynyrd!

***

JUST A LIL’ OL’ BAND FROM TEJAS!

MY MAN!

Marshall Tucker Band!

Don’t Get Much More ‘Southern’

(Or TEXAN-In-Spirit)

Than This!

***

Author’s NOTE:

I’ll Get Around to Crediting All The Vid Sharer’s

But NOT

Now!

I am too Drunk to BE BOTHERED!

RIGHT NOW!

AT THIS MOMENT!

***

My Darling!

My Texan!

My TEXAS DARLING!

Tanya!

You’re Such a Slut!

I LOVE You For That!

***

And of course: Jackie Venson

****

Yeah!

I’m Southern!

***

Related For Steve Earle!

Sellin’ Dope and Whiskey!

***

“So I Had One more For desessert”

Kris!

(Brownsville, Texas)

Poignant

Too Much So!

DaughterS

I need!

OnE!

One thAt willl Love Me!

N’ MaTTer Not

Vid Cred: Who Gives a Shit at This Point?

Obviously I don’t because I am breakin’ my Own Rules!

PLEASE NEVER FUCK WITH ME

I AM INSANE

I WILL KILL YOU!

THRICE!

THEN

I will stand over your dead self

And Laugh

***

FIVE o’cLOK

Now wHat?

“And The Wind…

Blows Me Like A Paper Cup…

Down The Highway…”

Cred: Bee Doubya!

“I got a long long ride”

Hazel Eyes

She’s Not too Pretty…

But a beautiful smile!

She just said…

SOUTHERN COMFORT(S) ME

I LOVE SOUTHERN!

Cliff Notes/Teaser Version:

Full Album.

Must Listen,

or if not,

Why Are You Even Here?!

Vid Cred for Share:WCW

***

Now some might say Brother Dave was a racist and they would probably be right, but I am posting these bits because I love the way he talks politics and specifically about “Daddy Bird.”

I really don’t think Bro Dave was racist in his heart. Most things he said were tongue-in-cheek, but that is just my opinion.

“See? I don’t drink alcohol, ’cause I don’t want no fat liver… but that ain’t no testimony. You may have your liver to do as you please.”

“But you talk so much politics!” I’m sick and tired of politics!”

Author’s Note: I love Brother Dave becuz he was always so up-beat—Never Down! Just a Happy Man (and a drug addict)–which killed him in the end, but we have his work to cherish and to hold. And to revisit again and again and again. Caint take that away from me!

***

Lyndon Johnson, Just Another Schmuck Lookin’ Out for His Nuts

 

What I’m re-reading right now:

Yes! I’ve Read Them All!

220px-Robert_caro_2012

***

Added Value:

PREACH IT STEVE!

My Brother!

In  Disarm & Harm Those 

MOTHER-FU*KERS! “

“i cAME hOME wITH A bRAND-nEW pLAN”

(yEAH! aLL  cAPs KEY IS sTILl wREwReCkR’D) noT To meNenTinTIOoN sPEeil chEk IS fUcKeD

White Trash?

C’est Moi!

I LOVE YOU BROTHER DAVE!

YOU ENRICHED MY LIFE!

YOU ROCK JERRY!

“Knock Him Out John!”

BAREFOOT JERRY & THE CDB!

ELVIN! (NOT ELVIS!)

MORE ‘ELVIS!’ HAHA!

***

My Sweet Lil Thang

“You Mess With Her, You See A Man Get Mean”

Stevie Ray

****

JANIS!

MY LOVE

BOBBIE G!

MAIN LOVE – OF – MY – LIFE!

This song Haunts My DREAMS AT Night

Because I am Suicidal!

BUGS!

SOUTHERN WOMEN!

Bugs, Don’t Fu*k Around With Them

(They Doan Play!)

THANK YOU Lynyrd!

***

JUST A LIL’ OL’ BAND FROM TEJAS!

MY MAN!

Marshall Tucker Band!

Don’t Get Much More ‘Southern’

(Or TEXAN-In-Spirit)

Than This!

***

Author’s NOTE:

I’ll Get Around to Crediting All The Vid Sharer’s

But NOT

Now!

I am too Drunk to BE BOTHERED!

RIGHT NOW!

AT THIS MOMENT!

***

My Darling!

My Texan!

My TEXAS DARLING!

Tanya!

You’re Such a Slut!

I LOVE You For That!

***

And of course: Jackie Venson

****

Yeah!

I’m Southern!

***

Related For Steve Earle!

Sellin’ Dope and Whiskey!

***

“So I Had One more For desessert”

Kris!

(Brownsville, Texas)

Poignant

Too Much So!

DaughterS

I need!

OnE!

One thAt willl Love Me!

N’ MaTTer Not

Vid Cred: Who Gives a Shit at This Point?

Obviously I don’t because I am breakin’ my Own Rules!

PLEASE NEVER FUCK WITH ME

I AM INSANE

I WILL KILL YOU!

THRICE!

THEN

I will stand over your dead self

And Laugh

***

FIVE o’cLOK

Now wHat?

“And The Wind…

Blows Me Like A Paper Cup…

Down The Highway…”

Cred: Bee Doubya!

“I got a long long ride”

Hazel Eyes

She’s Not too Pretty…

But a beautiful smile!

She just said…

Still In Celebratin’ Ever’Thang TEXAS Mode OH MY Gawd! How I Do Love HER! Texas AND Jackie. Screw It! I May Be Slightly Inebriate–Ted! Howdy Ted. How’s Them Wife an’ Kids?

Uh, This Post Makes Absolutely

NO SENSE!

Whatsoever

In Fact, It Defies Gravity and Physics

(Sorry Albert)

Jimmy Bufff-Yay: Defyin’ Gravitayy

Cred for Vid: Parrothead Poet

But I will NEVER Try to Edit/Fix It.

Gonna Print it Out And Paste it on My ‘I Love Me Wall.’

Would You Like to Know Why?

Of Course You Would.

Because Every time I See It,

It Will Remind Me Of What Alcohol Does To What’s Left of My Mind

*********

You Will Go Insane If You Ever Even Try To Follow This, Board My Train.

This My Train of Thought

Off The Tracks

Dee-Rail’d

Yep! Celebratin’ TEXAS! (& a Few ‘Lesser’ Places) I Added Some Shite. I am in Love With Her! DOES It Show? Does NEOne Give a Hoot?

(I’m NOT REALLY A Right-Wing-Asshole–

I Just Play @ One–On The Internet)

Watch! Watch! Watch!!!

Watch!!!–

***

This Post is All Outta Sync–

And I’m All Out of Ink.

BYE!

THE Videos!

Please Watch!

The Videos!

Yes! I am For Reals In Love w/Her!

She’s My Sweet Lil’ Texan Thang!

(Even Tho Her Posture is for Shite)

***

Stream of Un-Consciousness!

a-gIN!

jUST SO yOU’D kNOW!

JACKIE!

Jackie Venson – Lost in Time (Live)

Me:

Lost in Jackie

Lance, Lost In Thoughts of Jackie:

***

She is So SEXY!

Notice How She

Jackie!

Plays GuitaR!

She Makes LOVE to it!!!

(Fukkin’ Lucky Guitar!)

***

Jackie Venson – Austin, Texas Blues Guitarist LIVE

*******

Just Like Jimi HenDrix???

“‘Scuze Me, While I kiss the Sky!”

***

I Am Kris—-

I Don’t Wanna bE Kris!

I wanna be SomeOnE eLse

On The LiST

But aLAS

I WILL ALWAYS BE kRIS!

(Native Texan)

****

****

sTEVIE rAY!

I actually met Stevie’s Lead Guitarist—

Thanks to Madelyn, My Lost At Sea Sis…

True Story!

OK???

Vaughn!

So Long!

So Gone!

Ok???

I Buried The Lead!

From Oak Cliff

Who Knew?

I Did!

Stevie Ray Vaughan

Yu Mess With her,

Yu See a Man git MEAN!

(Not Really ‘A Dallas-Boy’– He Was from Oak Cliff–A Dallas Suburb–But Who Pays Attention To Details?–

I Do. That’s Who

Jackie!!!!

From Dallas!

(Actually Austin, But Who’s Countin?)

It’s still all Texicas!

Dallas Alice!

Linda!

Words to Some Wise:

You Ever Insult Linda…

Them’s Fightin’ Words.

Trust Me:

You Doan Wanna Go There.

I Will Flame You To Un-Natural Death

Linda, Darlin’, I’m here. Still and Forever Willin’.

Call me.

We’ll test out my new blow-up bed for leakage.

We’ll do it together–Takes two to properly test a blow-up bed for air leakage.

But, of course you’d know this already, from back-in-the-day when you were datin’ Governor Moon-Beam, Jerry Brown… Just Kidding!

I Love You Linda!

****

Jackie!

NO Words

Words Fail.

My Words Are Not Worthy

Jackie!

She Rocks My World — Texan Gal!

I Know

Yu Do’n HavE time—-I do not cafe, cARE! Mi DON’T CARE!

10?

WheEr DiD ThAt COmE FrOM?

i DON’T KNOW—- iT JUST HAPPEN””ED

tEN? wHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

i LOVER hER!

Jackie, I Adore You!

And She Keeps Messin’ Aroun’

With the Tech!

One would’ve thought she’d a done a

‘Sound Check’

BeFORE The Show.

Oh Hell No!

Not My Gal!

Do it live on Stage!

Why NOT?

I mean, Who’s Gonna Complain?

There are a baker’s dozen Bored Bar-Bouncers A-Waitin’ in the Wings, Chompin’ at the Bit

Hell Yeah!

She is So Charming, So Endearing!

Gawd!

So Human!

OMG!

How I LOVER HER!
I love Her!

She is REAL!

The REAL Deal!

So Fricken REAL!

She Don’t Give a Shit!

I Admire & Respect That In

My

(Texas)

Wimmenss”

They Don/t Fuk Around!

If Sumthin Pisses

’em off…. well, Y’all Know… wHAT!

Stand By For Heavy Rolls As The Shit/Ship Comes About!

10

Where did that

Come FroM

witHin?

From Within???

Must Be The Gin

AGIN!

10? 

Perfectly TEN?

SoMe SuBTtlE MesSage?

SEnT?

My waY???

OK!

MerRry CriRiStMaAS!

To Me!

i DON’T KNOW—- iT JUST HAPPEN

–ED

tEn?

wHERE DID ThAT COME FRoM?

^^^^^^^

JacKiE!?

Just the TwO OF US?

WHY Not?

Jackie!

Cred: Jackie Venson, Uh, DUH!!!!

Thuis post is all fukk’d yup… Word-Press is Ass-Hole! I Will Love to Death, Anyone Who Likes This Post! Screw It! I May Be Slightly Inebriate! Yep! C’est Moi!

Celebratin’ TEXAS! (& a Few ‘Lesser’ Places) I Added Some Shite. I am in Love With Her! DOES It Show? Does NEOne Give a Hoot? I Certain Do Not!

(I’m NOT REALLY A Right-Wing-Asshole–

I Just Play @ One–On The Internet)

Watch! Watch! Watch!!!

Watch!!!–

***

This Post is All Outta Sync–

And I’m All Out of Ink.

BYE!

THE Videos!

Please Watch!

The Videos!

Yes! I am For Reals In Love w/Her!

She’s My Sweet Lil’ Texan Thang!

(Even Tho Her Posture is for Shite)

***

Stream of Un-Consciousness!

a-gIN!

jUST SO yOU’D kNOW!

jACKIE!

Jackie Venson – Lost in Time (Live)

Me:

Lost in Jackie:

She is So SEXY!

I am Lazy

AND HALF Dead crazy>>>

Notice How She

(Jackie)

Plays GuitaR!

She Makes LOVE to it!!!

(Fukkin’ Lucky Guitar!)

***

Jackie Venson – Austin, Texas Blues Guitarist LIVE

*******

Just Like Jimi HenDrix???

“‘Scuze Me, While I kiss the Sky!”

***

I Am Kris—-

I Don’t Wanna bE Kris!

I wanna be SomeOnE eLse

On The LiST

But aLAS

I WILL ALWAYS BE kRIS!

(Native Texan)

****

****

sTEVIE rAY!

I actually met Stevie’s Lead Guitarist—

Thanks to Madelyn—

True Story!

OK???

Vaughn!

So Long!

So Gone!

Ok???

I Buried The Lead!

From Oak Cliff

Who Knew?

I Did!

Stevie Ray Vaughan

Yu Mess With her,

Yu See a Man git MEAN!

(Not Really ‘A Dallas-Boy’– He Was from Oak Cliff–A Dallas Suburb–But Who Pays Attention To Details?–

I Do. That’s Who

Jackie!!!!

From Dallas!

(Actually Austin, But Who’s Countin???)

It’s still all tecxas!

Dallas Alice!

Linda!

Words to Some Wise:

You Ever Insult Linda…

Them’s Fightin’ Words.

Trust Me:

You Doan Wanna Go There.

I Will Flame You To Un-Natural Death

nO Words

She Rocks My World — Texan Gal!

I Know

Yu Do’n HavE time—-I do not cafe, cARE! Mi DON’T CARE!

10?

WheEr DiD ThAt COmE FrOM?

i DON’T KNOW—- iT JUST HAPPEN””ED

tEN? wHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

i LOVER hER!

Jackie, I Adore You!

And She Keeps Messin’ Aroun’

With the Tech!

Gawd!

So Human!

OMG!

How I LOVER HER!
I love Her!

She is REAL!

The REAL Deal!

So Fricken REAL!

She Don’t Give a Shit!

I Admire & Respect That In

My

(Texas)

Wimmenss”

They Don/t Fuk Around!

If Sumthin Pisses

’em off…. well, Y’all Know… wHAT!

Stand By For Heavy Rolls As The Shit/Ship Comes About!

10

Where did that

Come FroM

witHin?

From Within???

Must Be The Gin

AGIN!

10? 

Perfectly TEN?

SoMe SuBTtlE MesSage?

SEnT?

My waY???

OK!

MerRry CriRiStMaAS!

To Me!

i DON’T KNOW—- iT JUST HAPPEN

–ED

tEn?

wHERE DID ThAT COME FRoM?

^^^^^^^

JacKiE!?

Just the TwO OF US?

WHY Not?

Jackie!

Cred: Jackie Venson, Uh, DUH!!!!

OH MY Gawd! How I Do Love HER! Screw It! I May Be Slightly Inebriat’ed! Yep! Celebratin’ TEXAS! (& a Few ‘Lesser’ Places) I Added Some Shite. I am in Love With Her! DOES It Show? Does NEOne Give a Hoot? I Certain Do Not!

(I’m NOT REALLY A Right-Wing-Asshole–

I Just Play @ One–On The Internet)

Watch! Watch! Watch!!!

Watch!!!–

***

This Post is All Outta Sync–

And I’m All Out of Ink.

BYE!

THE Videos!

Please Watch!

The Videos!

Yes! I am For Reals In Love w/Her!

She’s My Sweet Lil’ Texan Thang!

(Even Tho Her Posture is for Shite)

***

Stream of Un-Consciousness!

a-gIN!

jUST SO yOU’D kNOW!

jACKIE!

Jackie Venson – Lost in Time (Live)

Me:

Lost in Jackie:

She is So SEXY!

Notice How She

(Jackie)

Plays GuitaR!

She Makes LOVE to it!!!

(Fukkin’ Lucky Guitar!)

***

Jackie Venson – Austin, Texas Blues Guitarist LIVE

*******

Just Like Jimi HenDrix???

“‘Scuze Me, While I kiss the Sky!”

***

I Am Kris—-

I Don’t Wanna bE Kris!

I wanna be SomeOnE eLse

On The LiST

But aLAS

I WILL ALWAYS BE kRIS!

(Native Texan)

****

****

sTEVIE rAY!

I actually met Stevie’s Lead Guitarist—

Thanks to Madelyn—

True Story!

OK???

Vaughn!

So Long!

So Gone!

Ok???

I Buried The Lead!

From Oak Cliff

Who Knew?

I Did!

Stevie Ray Vaughan

Yu Mess With her,

Yu See a Man git MEAN!

(Not Really ‘A Dallas-Boy’– He Was from Oak Cliff–A Dallas Suburb–But Who Pays Attention To Details?–

I Do. That’s Who

Jackie!!!!

From Dallas!

(Actually Austin, But Who’s Countin???)

It’s still all tecxas!

Dallas Alice!

Linda!

Words to Some Wise:

You Ever Insult Linda…

Them’s Fightin’ Words.

Trust Me:

You Doan Wanna Go There.

I Will Flame You To Un-Natural Death

nO Words

She Rocks My World — Texan Gal!

I Know

Yu Do’n HavE time—-I do not cafe, cARE! Mi DON’T CARE!

10?

WheEr DiD ThAt COmE FrOM?

i DON’T KNOW—- iT JUST HAPPEN””ED

tEN? wHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

i LOVER hER!

Jackie, I Adore You!

And She Keeps Messin’ Aroun’

With the Tech!

Gawd!

So Human!

OMG!

How I LOVER HER!
I love Her!

She is REAL!

The REAL Deal!

So Fricken REAL!

She Don’t Give a Shit!

I Admire & Respect That In

My

(Texas)

Wimmenss”

They Don/t Fuk Around!

If Sumthin Pisses

’em off…. well, Y’all Know… wHAT!

Stand By For Heavy Rolls As The Shit/Ship Comes About!

10

Where did that

Come FroM

witHin?

From Within???

Must Be The Gin

AGIN!

10? 

Perfectly TEN?

SoMe SuBTtlE MesSage?

SEnT?

My waY???

OK!

MerRry CriRiStMaAS!

To Me!

i DON’T KNOW—- iT JUST HAPPEN

–ED

tEn?

wHERE DID ThAT COME FRoM?

^^^^^^^

JacKiE!?

Just the TwO OF US?

WHY Not?

Jackie!

Cred: Jackie Venson, Uh, DUH!!!!

I Will Love to Death, Anyone Who Likes This Post! Screw It! I May Be Slightly Inebriat’ed! Yep! Celebratin’ TEXAS! (& a Few ‘Lesser’ Places) I Added Some Shite. I am in Love With Her! DOES It Show? Does NEOne Give a Hoot? I Certain Do Not!

(I’m NOT REALLY A Right-Wing-Asshole–

I Just Play @ One–On The Internet)

Watch! Watch! Watch!!!

Watch!!!–

***

This Post is All Outta Sync–

And I’m All Out of Ink.

BYE!

THE Videos!

Please Watch!

The Videos!

Yes! I am For Reals In Love w/Her!

She’s My Sweet Lil’ Texan Thang!

(Even Tho Her Posture is for Shite)

***

Stream of Un-Consciousness!

a-gIN!

jUST SO yOU’D kNOW!

jACKIE!

Jackie Venson – Lost in Time (Live)

Me:

Lost in Jackie:

She is So SEXY!

Notice How She

(Jackie)

Plays GuitaR!

She Makes LOVE to it!!!

(Fukkin’ Lucky Guitar!)

***

Jackie Venson – Austin, Texas Blues Guitarist LIVE

*******

Just Like Jimi HenDrix???

“‘Scuze Me, While I kiss the Sky!”

***

I Am Kris—-

I Don’t Wanna bE Kris!

I wanna be SomeOnE eLse

On The LiST

But aLAS

I WILL ALWAYS BE kRIS!

(Native Texan)

****

****

sTEVIE rAY!

I actually met Stevie’s Lead Guitarist—

Thanks to Madelyn—

True Story!

OK???

Vaughn!

So Long!

So Gone!

Ok???

I Buried The Lead!

From Oak Cliff

Who Knew?

I Did!

Stevie Ray Vaughan

Yu Mess With her,

Yu See a Man git MEAN!

(Not Really ‘A Dallas-Boy’– He Was from Oak Cliff–A Dallas Suburb–But Who Pays Attention To Details?–

I Do. That’s Who

Jackie!!!!

From Dallas!

(Actually Austin, But Who’s Countin???)

It’s still all tecxas!

Dallas Alice!

Linda!

Words to Some Wise:

You Ever Insult Linda…

Them’s Fightin’ Words.

Trust Me:

You Doan Wanna Go There.

I Will Flame You To Un-Natural Death

nO Words

She Rocks My World — Texan Gal!

I Know

Yu Do’n HavE time—-I do not cafe, cARE! Mi DON’T CARE!

10?

WheEr DiD ThAt COmE FrOM?

i DON’T KNOW—- iT JUST HAPPEN””ED

tEN? wHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

i LOVER hER!

Jackie, I Adore You!

And She Keeps Messin’ Aroun’

With the Tech!

Gawd!

So Human!

OMG!

How I LOVER HER!
I love Her!

She is REAL!

The REAL Deal!

So Fricken REAL!

She Don’t Give a Shit!

I Admire & Respect That In

My

(Texas)

Wimmenss”

They Don/t Fuk Around!

If Sumthin Pisses

’em off…. well, Y’all Know… wHAT!

Stand By For Heavy Rolls As The Shit/Ship Comes About!

10

Where did that

Come FroM

witHin?

From Within???

Must Be The Gin

AGIN!

10? 

Perfectly TEN?

SoMe SuBTtlE MesSage?

SEnT?

My waY???

OK!

MerRry CriRiStMaAS!

To Me!

i DON’T KNOW—- iT JUST HAPPEN

–ED

tEn?

wHERE DID ThAT COME FRoM?

^^^^^^^

JacKiE!?

Just the TwO OF US?

WHY Not?

Jackie!

Cred: Jackie Venson, Uh, DUH!!!!