This Is A Short One, But I Need No Time To Prove That I Am Weird/Eccentric

I Actually “Read” All The Credits At The End Of Movies

Who Does That?

Lance Do–That’s Who

Why?

I Have No Idea—Just Seems Important to Me

Matter of Respect

Keyakizaka46 – Eccentric (English Subbed)

#AmishParadise#Vevo

“Weird” Al Yankovic – Amish Paradise

I’m Sad. I Just Wanna Take-A-Piss–Is this Too Much To Ask? Alas, My Old Worn-Out Prostate Sez: “No! Forget That. Don’t even think about it..”

Maybe I’ll Let You Piss On Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas.

Have a Nice Day Y’all. Ya He’ah?”

I should lie down

(for a spell)

I just opened my last can of Copenhagen

Bonus Onus On US:

Cred: Chris Ledoux-Copenhagen