I Was Endeavoring to Take-A-Much-Needed Nap But, Oh Hell No! They Would Not, Or Could Not… Be Sated. So, What Did This Cowboy Do? Decided To Fu*K Wid Dem!
Yet, I Aswered their Much needed / Heeded Call–Might Have Been a Damsel-in-Distress–For All I Knew…
Oh, Hell No!
Just two Morons!
“Oh Lord, Please Forgive Them—For They Know Not What They Do, Nor Who They Were Fukken With”
And of course I was Respectful–I am NOT a Complete Moron! Had They Been Mormons From Utah, I would have introduced them to the under-side of my boots, but these were Texans, and being same, deserved some semblance of my respect. I invited them in…
I AM Only a Half-Way Moron.
And Let Me ‘En-Lighten Y’all:
Neither One Looked Even Remotely Like Emmy Lou.
If’n They Had,
Things May have Gone Off Some-What Smoother for Them…
But, Alas.
I DID Try To Explain to These Two Idiots How Much I Respected Folks of Faith.
But I am an Atheist.
“Forever how long?” One inquired.
“Ever since I learned to read,” I responded.
Our ‘Conversation’ kinda went South after that.
FAITH:
There’s a Hallelujah on The Lips Of All Good Dyin’ Men
The High-Women
“Heaven is a Honky-Tonk”
My Relationship with ‘God’ is rather, shall we say, ‘Complicated’
Flew, Like One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Right Over Their Heads…
Again, Alas. I gave Up
And then I Cordially Invited Them to Go Get Fu*kd
Emmylou!
I love You!
For You and You Alone,
I would go to Church
FAITH
Bull-Shit Department:
Cred: Carlin
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Story at Eleven
To Be Continued.
I Have Only Scratched the Surface of
This Holy Encounter
Stray Tuned