Tag Archives: Tanya Tucker

WIP: Work In Continual Die-Gress! I Guess. Hahahaha! “I LOVE MY TEXAS (And Once Agin, Gin and WP Fu*ked My Edit–I Forgave The Gin, But Not The W’d-Press Sin)

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But I always find a way to out-nerd the nerds.

Lance (and life) Always Finds A Way”

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Molly!

(Lubbock Gal Born & Bred–Never Wed)

“I Wet My Pants Every time I Got Aress’d”

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Mac (Not The Knife)

Also Lubbock!

“Too Much Gin and Not Enuff Vermouth”

Been There

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Willie Nelson – Beautiful Texas

Cred for Vid: ItsWaldo (Walter Brinkman)

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And Jackie From Austin

How Much Do I love her?!

‘Hep’ Me Count The Ways

Break out Your Texas Instruments Calculator!

Yer Gonna Need It

Lost In Time

Lose Your Mind

Already There, Wonderful, Beautiful Texan

LADY

Got The T-Shirt & Ever’ Thang!

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Mysterious

From Jackie Venson

Live in Texas

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I miss Peanut so much

I Will NEVER Allow HIS Memory to Die! Not as long as Breath Still Resides in my Body. I loved him so much! And More and More As the Years and Tears and Beers Fly By. “My Friend Jimmy”

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TEXAS WOMEN

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And of Course,

Glen

(Although He was ‘From’ Arkansas)

Texas Forgave Him that Miss’d-Judgment On His Part

Cred for Vid: melvinrobb

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Armadillo By Mornin‘

Cred: George Strait

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Just thought I needed to make

That perfectly clear. Reiterate for the stupid who don’t read the title of MY Blog

Mucho mas to come on this subject

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Little Texas – God Blessed Texas:

Lyle & His Large Band:

“That’s Right; You’re NOT From TEXAS”

Tanya! You Texan Slut!

I LOVE

You!

SO

MUCH!!

So Very Much!

Texas Inferiority (Betcha Never Heard That One) From Me. If you have no cents of humor… You do not belong here. her. here. her. fuck it. I think you caught my drift

Fuck it! I’ll Drop This In

Just for Grins

No One gonna read it anyway

Happy Birthday TEXAS!

My Favorite Texan Dame…(For Today Anyway)

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God’Dame! How I Love MY Texas Women! And HELL YEAH! They Are ALL MINE! I Claim Them ALL!

TEXAS WOMEN

Tanya!

What can I say?

Tanya (famous for ‘Tanya Moments’–dancin’ on tables an’ stuff–Gotta love Tanya!)

She ain’t no Kris Kristofferson, no poet,  but Damn! She embodies all that is Texas: Vain, rough, loud and proud!

Texas! A whole Nuther Country!

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For ALL MY Texan Gals! Godamn! How I Do Love Them! Them TEXAS WOMEN! I Could Go On, But I Think I Have already Flooded This Post. I Love Texas & Texas Women… Run Tell That! Nuff Said!

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“That’s right; you’re not from Texas.”

You have my sympathy.

I watched her in My Rear-View Mirror–Fade Away!

Texas Forever!

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Random Memories from The Middle East: The Road to Sharm el Sheikh

“You Say You’re Not From Texas?”

No Shit Sherlock!

You Ain’t

“You stumbled an’ Yu Fell”

(Credit: Dating Beyond Borders)

All the beautiful women still left in California who haven’t yet moved to Texas are just busily packing their bags.

(Give them some time—they are on their way)

But they gonna have a lot of competition:

We have indigenous beautiful women here.

You Cali-Girls don’t stand a chance.

Because God Blessed Texas Women, Not You.

Not You.

Git over it!

And stay away from my Republic of Texas.

We neither want nor need you.

Try Portland.

Or Seattle.

I hear they are hard-up for pretty women–fresh out.

Vid Share Cred: martinuk777

Yet One More Wonderful Texan Woman: Jackie Venson. Austin Born and Raised

“Lose your imagination, lose your mind.”
Too true.

And of course, Tanya (Seminole, Texas)

Tanya grew infamous for her propensity to get drunk and dance on tables.

Not really ‘Lady-Like.’

This is why I LOVE Her!

Un-filtered, unashamed, unabashed pure Texan Gal!

Tanya My Darlin’!

And yes, there are SO MANY MORE.

But I am running out of virtual ink in my virtual pen

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A Little added value:

Video credit: patgree

Credit: Jon Wolfe

DO NOT Mess with Texan Women!

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More related stupid shit from my feeble mind:

Escape From Memphis–Chapter One

I’ll f*cking do the creds later—git off my back!

Just Shoot Me! Why, Oh Why? Why is WP So Fukked–zUP? My ‘Links’ Are ALL Convoluted!–Too Much Empty Space Between The Space!” WHY?!

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This Irritates The Fuk Outta Me!

I AM NOT A Nice Person When Yu Irritate the Fuk Outta me–

Trust Me:

I have References.

My Only ‘Work-Around’ is to DELETE My ‘Featured’ Image!

I DO NOT WANT To Do That!

Mister Bill!

Why????

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Mr Bill Safety Tips:

Street Cred: Jeremiah Hupka

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Alcoholics,” or As Janis Oft Refrained:

“I Don’t Do Drugs: I’m A ‘Juicer'”

(Of Course, She Was Lying)–

She Did Everything!

Sadly,

That’s How We Came To Lose Her In Nineteen Seventy.

Broke My Heart.

Truly Did

Just For Ref:

On The Street Where I Lived

Janis

“It Don’t Make No difference Babe”

Have you ever gotten so drunk that you Fell

UP

The Down Staircase?

I Know I have!

And More Than Thrice

Now Yes, I know:

I Write A Lot About Drunks

Dat’s Because

I

“R”

One

But I Appear To Be…

In Good Company

And It’s So Much More Fun

To Slow-Kill One’s Self this Way

Than the Other Way

The Fast Way

“Don’t Bogart That Joint My Friend;

Pass It Over To Me”

The Greatest Story Ever Sold

The Greatest Bullshit Story Ever Told

“Roll Another One. Just Like The Other One”

Don’t Touch My Bags If You Please

Mister Custom’s Man

^^^^

“Up The Down Staircase”

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Robin:

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Richard:

*****

Ernest

HEM. I am HiM! Oh Vain Vanity!

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Old Hollywood Stars Who Were ALWAYS Drunk

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Tanya!

Y’all’ll Havta Scroll Down On This One

If’n You Wanna see Tanya

Aint No Free Rides In This Mouse House

I Saved The Best For Last

UPDATED! I LOVE SOUTHERN! Revist Please! I Put A Lot of My Time & Inebriated Energy / Soul Into It. HAHAHAHA! (Nevermind–Move Along–Nothin’ To See Here)

Why, Oh Why? Why is WP So Fukked zUP? My ‘Links Are ALL Convoluted!–Too Much Empty Space Between The Space!”

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0

Alcoholics,” or As Janis Oft Refrained:

“I Don’t Do Drugs: I’m A ‘Juicer'” (Of Course, She Was Lying)–

She Did Everything!

Sadly,

That’s How We Came To Lose Her In Nineteen Seventy.

Broke My Heart.

Truly Did

Just For Ref:

On The Street Where I Lived

Janis

“It Don’t Make No difference Babe”

Have you ever gotten so drunk that you Fell

UP

The Down Staircase?

I Know I have!

And More Than Thrice

Now Yes, I know:

I Write A Lot About Drunks

Dat’s Because

I

“R”

One

But I Appear To Be…

In Good Company

And It’s So Much More Fun

To Slow-Kill One’s Self this Way

Than the Other Way

The Fast Way

“Don’t Bogart That Joint My Friend;

Pass It Over To Me”

The Greatest Story Ever Sold

The Greatest Bullshit Story Ever Told

“Roll Another One. Just Like The Other One”

Don’t Touch My Bags If You Please

Mister Custom’s Man

^^^^

“Up The Down Staircase”

*****

Robin:

*****

Richard:

*****

Ernest

HEM. I am HiM! Oh Vain Vanity!

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Old Hollywood Stars Who Were ALWAYS Drunk

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Tanya!

Y’all’ll Havta Scroll Down On This One

If’n You Wanna see Tanya

Aint No Free Rides In This Mouse House

I Saved The Best For Last

UPDATED! I LOVE SOUTHERN! Revist Please! I Put A Lot of My Time & Inebriated Energy / Soul Into It. HAHAHAHA! (Nevermind–Move Along–Nothin’ To See Here)

WIP: Work In Continual Die-Gress! I Guess. Hahahaha! “I LOVE MY TEXAS (And Once Agin, Gin and WP Fucked My Edit–I Forgave The Gin, Not The W’d-Press) But I always find a way to out-nerd the nerds. Lance (and life) Always Finds A Way”

by

2

*****

Molly!

(Lubbock Gal Born & Bred–Never Wed)

******

Mac (Not The Knife)

Also Lubbock!

“Too Much Gin and Not Enuff Vermouth”

Been There

*******

Willie Nelson – Beautiful Texas

Cred for Vid: ItsWaldo (Walter Brinkman)

****

And Jackie From Austin

How Much Do I love her?!

‘Hep’ Me Count The Ways

Break out Your Texas Instruments Calculator!

Yer Gonna Need It

Lost In Time

Lose Your Mind

Already There, Wonderful, Beautiful Texan

LADY

Got The T-Shirt & Ever’ Thang!

*****

Mysterious

From Jackie Venson

Live in Texas

****

I miss Peanut so much

I Will NEVER Allow HIS Memory to Die! Not as long as Breath Still Resides in my Body. I loved him so much! And More and More As the Years and Tears and Beers Fly By. “My Friend Jimmy”

1

TEXAS WOMEN

*******************

And of Course,

Glen

(Although He was ‘From’ Arkansas)

Texas Forgave Him that Miss’d-Judgment On His Part

Cred for Vid: melvinrobb

******

Armadillo By Mornin‘

Cred: George Strait

*****

Just thought I needed to make

That perfectly clear. Reiterate for the stupid who don’t read the title of MY Blog

Mucho mas to come on this subject

******

Little Texas – God Blessed Texas:

Lyle & His Large Band:

“That’s Right; You’re NOT From TEXAS”

Tanya! You Texan Slut!

I LOVE

You!

SO

MUCH!!

Texas Inferiority (Betcha Never Heard That One) From Me. If you have no cents of humor… You do not belong here. her. here. her. fuck it. I think you caught my drift

Fuck it! I’ll Drop This In

Just for Grins

No One gonna read it anyway

Happy Birthday TEXAS!