Almost Cut My Hair

Hair Hair Every Where!

And Thank God!

I’ll Never go BALD!

(It is a Genetic Thang!)

Good Hair Genes

Possessed By Me!

Almost cut my hair
It happened just the other day
It’s gettin’ kinda long
I coulda said it was in my way
But I didn’t and I wonder why
I feel like letting my freak flag fly
Yes, I feel like I owe it to someone
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Songwriters: Crosby

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Fun Fact: David Crosby spent a lot of time in the Dallas County Jail (back in the Day–I was So Proud….of Him. & and of the Jailers!

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But I Did Not.

(Cut my hair)

I did, however comma,
Shave my Beard.
For You See…

Frankly…

I had ‘groan’ weary of looking like Ted (Bat-Shit Crazy) Kaczynski.

(And scaring the little children)

I am, Inherently… A Good, Kind, Caring, Loving Man:

Who Respects The Sensibilities and Human Foibles.

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Lord Knows I have cornered the Market on ‘Foibles

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