Some idiot just called me and left a message to inform me that the warranty on my twenty-two year old vehicle was about to expire.
I had to call him back.
He answered, and reading from his script, he launched into his spiel.
I interrupted him and called him a ‘fucking idiot.’
He hung up quicker and slicker than owl – shit.
Hurt my feelings. I wasn’t quite finished with all the ways I was going to enlighten him on how stupid he and his fucking company is.
Life ain’t fair. I was just gettin’ warmed up.
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This is fucking Brilliant!
Dumb Ways to Die
Street Cred for Vid: Dumb Ways to Die
“Let’s Go Fishin’ Opie”
Cred: Joe Cartoon