“Adios MO FO!”
Have A Pleasant Flight Into The Annals Of Sad History!
Credit: CBS News
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Bonus Content Just For Fun:
The Movement and the “Madman”
Search It Out If You’re Intrigued:
PBS Will Not Even Allow Me To Up-Load The Trailer
Tag Archives: Texas Women
Just for Shits an’ Grins! Ginger Spice and All That’s Nice! I Just Did An Incredibly STUPID Thing! (As Is My Wont.)
Why Is My Feeble Mind Always So Pre-Occupied With Women?–
Y’all Figure That One Out, And Then Get Back To Me
My Pattern. My Habit. My Fuck-Up! Damn it! I Fuckin’ Screw’d The Pooch On This One!
NO!!
Godamn it
No!
What a Fool Believes!
I Fucking Believe
(To my Sorrow and Miss’d-Fortune)
Cred: Some Boob-Do-Be Dudes
And, Yes I grew-Up,
Was Weaned On Their Music–
Then, I Finally Grew Up
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I invited a woman I wanted to have a relationship with to leave my life!
What the FUCK Was I Not Thinking?
I am such a fool!
Her words to Me:
“I will only be friends with someone who doesn’t call names or belittle simply because they’re not getting the level of attention they think they should be receiving. I place no demands on others, and I certainly don’t have fits over it. If you can respect that, they we’re good. If not, then it was a pleasure getting to know you.“
Mine to Her:
“I do fear I have managed to nuke the bridge I had hoped to build between us.
So, Yes! I say tomato; you say tomat–ohh, Let’s just call the whole thing off.
I NEVER MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE!
And If I Had, You know How Good I Can Be At That!
I Never Do Anything Half-Ass!”
FRED AND GINGER
Here is a subtle observation: Notice how Ginger acts so clumsy as she skates to the bench and almost falls down on it!
Of course she is about as far removed from ‘clumsy’ as one can be!
Very nice touch!
Brilliant!
I Love it!
This Screen Scene
Will NEVER Grow Old For Me!
Cred for Vid Share: wheel
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THE BRILLANCE THAT IS
ANN RICHARDS
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BONUS ADDED VALUE:
Vid Share Cred: CatCORViN
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Vid Share Cred: Sironaca
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BEST ONE!
(IN MY HUMBLE OPINION!)
Cred for Vid Compilation: WORN Fashion Journal
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Fred!
You Lucky Bastard!
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BONUS JUST FOR SILLINESS!
Teri Garr
“What Knockers!”
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MUST RE-POST. HOW I ROLL!!~Out On Some Limb… Clinging to a Branch-True Texan Style
Ed note 2021:
I spent four years in Iraq.
Just sayin for what the fuck it is worth.
Here is Lance: ON the Record. (and on a rant; a long overdue rant)
I do not give two warm cups of spit, ‘Bout the politics of the Dixie Chicks. But I love them. They are all… Texas. And, after-all, Home-Grown. Hey! Texas! Git over it! Texas was built upon the backs of strong wimmens… Jes sayin’. Y’all know this (Texas!)
I love everything which pukes itself from Texas. Even them Dixie Chicks. I stood by them then. I stand by them now.
Watch the vid, then tell me there ain’t no Texan Talent There.
Dare ya! (‘Tis a fight I will join–try me!). But, bring the big guns. I will debate you up, if ya don’t. I have some ducks all rowed up.
And y’all know… well, ya know, I am just joking (’bout the guns) This is a fight, I will only join in the vestiges of parlay… and discourse. (Seems I have grown a… well, I still have some fight in me, for certain ‘issues’–this being one.)
Cheers!
Lance (True lover of Texas Women) Lord knows I have known many (Biblical sense and otherwise, sidewise sense), and they all, to a woman, scared the ever-loving shit outta me.
That is their nature (and how they roll)
“Don’t Mess With Texas” (Women)
Trust me on this one Y’all.
(And yes I know, Nat is the only ‘Native Texan’ in the group, but the band was birth’d in Dallas)
Dallas sometimes gets lucky that way.
Still tryin’ To make up for JFK.
End of Rant
And it all leads into my Shonnie story…
(And, I really, like, commas, comma)
I love Texas!
I really do.
“Contrash” this with Lenny
Just saying…
I LOVE YOU EMILY… JUST SAYIN’.
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Fun Fact: The dude playing the mandolin is Nat’s Daddy: Lloyd Maines
(See above embedded vid–“Wide Open Spaces.”)
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Now, I ain’t sayin’ The Stud is ‘Feminine’—
He DID Produce a VERY STRONG
Texan Woman!
I just love this song!
So, as is my wont,
I drop it in.
Just for grins.
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Bonus
(for anyone who is bored and likes to
“Read-More-About -It”:)
https://www.texasmonthly.com/articles/yall-in-the-family/
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Yeah! I am a feminist!
(But only for Texas Wimmens)
I LOVE Texan Women.
Have I ever mentioned this?
Git Over it!
Texan Girl Power!
I love The (Dixie) Chicks!
(Figger That One Out Yet?)
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If you wanna engage me in a
Flame War
(That You Will Sure-As-Shit Certainly Lose…)
Attack Them.
Feel Free!
It’s your virtual life.
After All
And Y’all Do Know…
I Will Never Be Ready To Make ‘Nice’–
I Am Not A ‘Nice’ Man
Yeah! Oh Why Not?! Rinse & Re-Post. I Love OLD Movies! ‘Tis a Consummation De-Voutly To Be Wish’d Nostalgia Kind O’ Day! OKAY?!
Okay? Yay! Added More Ginger Spice!
Of Course I love her.
Who Wouldn’t
Couldn’t?
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What a Dame! I Just Did An Incredibly STUPID Thang!” This Seems to be an Oft Repeating Occurrence in My Life! Oh! Oh!
My Strife!
Nothin’ Like A G’Damn Dame!
Just For ‘Funny, Useless’ Fact:
All of the Actors In This Scene Are Gay–
I Find This Hilarious–Do You?
Pre-Code Hollywood: Classics Stars:
Mitzi Gain-Her
Ginger Rogers
(Ed. Note: There is Sound.
Just Give it a Second. Be Patient)
“Goodnight Everybody.
I Love You All
And Yes;
I Am Stupid-Eh Doe
I Caint Walk And talk.
Cred: 
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I invited a woman I wanted to have a relationship with to leave my life!
I am such a fool!
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Her words to Me:
“I will only be friends with someone who doesn’t call names or belittle simply because they’re not getting the level of attention they think they should be receiving. I place no demands on others, and I certainly don’t have fits over it. If you can respect that, they we’re good. If not, then it was a pleasure getting to know you.“
Mine to Her:
“I do fear I have managed to nuke the bridge I had hoped to build between us.
So, Yes! I say tomato; you say tomat–ohh, Let’s just call the whole thing off.
I NEVER MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE!
And If I Had, You know How Good I Can Be At That!
I Never Do Anything Half-Ass!”
FRED AND GINGER
Here is a subtle observation: Notice how Ginger acts so clumsy as she skates to the bench and almost falls down on it!
Of course she is about as far removed from ‘clumsy’ as one can be!
Very nice touch!
Love it!
(This Scene Will NEVER Grow Old For Me–Just Sayin’)
Cred for Vid Share: wheel
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THE BRILLANCE THAT IS
ANN RICHARDS
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BONUS ADDED VALUE:
Vid Share Cred: CatCORViN
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Vid Share Cred: Sironaca
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BEST ONE!
(IN MY HUMBLE OPINION!)
“I Like Music; Music Makes Me Do The Things I Never Would Do.”
–Ginger
Cred for Vid Compilation: WORN Fashion Journal
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Fred!
You Lucky Bastard!
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BONUS JUST FOR SILLINESS!
Teri Garr
“What Knockers!”
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Out On Some Limb… Clinging to a Branch-True Texan Style
Here is Lance: ON the Record. (and on a rant; a long overdue rant)
I do not give two warm cups of spit, ‘Bout the politics of the Dixie Chicks. But I love them. They are all… Texas. And, after-all, Home-Grown. Hey! Texas! Git over it! Texas was built upon the backs of strong wimmens… Jes sayin’. Y’all know this (Texas!)
I love everything which pukes itself from Texas. Even them Dixie Chicks. I stood by them then. I stand by them now.
Watch the vid, then tell me there ain’t no Texan Talent There.
Dare ya! (‘Tis a fight I will join–try me!). But, bring the big guns. I will debate you up, if ya don’t. I have some ducks all rowed up.
And y’all know… well, ya know, I am just joking (’bout the guns) This is a fight, I will only join in the vestiges of parlay… and discourse. (Seems I have grown a… well, I still have some fight in me, for certain ‘issues’–this being one.)
Cheers!
Lance (True lover of Texas Women) Lord knows I have known many (Biblical sense and otherwise, sidewise sense), and they all, to a woman, scared the ever-loving shit outta me.
That is their nature (and how they roll)
“Don’t Mess With Texas” (Women)
Trust me on this one Y’all.
(And yes I know, Nat is the only ‘Native Texan’ in the group, but the band was birth’d in Dallas)
Dallas sometimes gets lucky that way.
Still tryin’ To make up for JFK.
End of Rant
And it all leads into my Shonnie story…
(And, I really, like, commas, comma)
I love Texas!
I really do.
“Contrash” this with Lenny
Just saying…
I LOVE YOU EMILY… JUST SAYIN’.
*************
Fun Fact: The dude playing the mandolin is Nat’s Daddy: Lloyd Maines
(See above embedded vid–“Wide Open Spaces.”)
*********
Now, I ain’t sayin’ The Stud is ‘Feminine’—
He DID Produce a VERY STRONG
Texan Woman!
I just love this song!
So, as is my wont,
I drop it in.
Just for grins.
********
Bonus
(for anyone who is bored and likes to
“Read-More-About -It”:)
https://www.texasmonthly.com/articles/yall-in-the-family/
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Yeah! I am a feminist!
(But only for Texas Wimmens)
I LOVE Texan Women.
Have I ever mentioned this?
Git Over it!
Texan Girl Power!
I love The (Dixie) Chicks!
(Figger That One Out Yet?)
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If you wanna engage me in a
Flame War
(That You Will Sure-As-Shit Certainly Lose…)
Attack Them.
Feel Free!
It’s your virtual life.
After All
For ALL MY Texan Gals! Godamn! How I Do Love Them! Them TEXAS WOMEN! I Could Go On, But I Think I Have already Flooded This Post. I Love Texas & Texas Women… Run Tell That! Nuff Said!
“That’s right; you’re not from Texas.”
You have my sympathy.
I watched her in My Rear-View Mirror–Fade Away!
Texas Forever!
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“You Say You’re Not From Texas?”
No Shit Sherlock!
You Ain’t
“You stumbled an’ Yu Fell”
(Credit: Dating Beyond Borders)
All the beautiful women still left in California who haven’t yet moved to Texas are just busily packing their bags.
(Give them some time—they are on their way)
But they gonna have a lot of competition:
We have indigenous beautiful women here.
You Cali-Girls don’t stand a chance.
Because God Blessed Texas Women, Not You.
Not You.
Git over it!
And stay away from my Republic of Texas.
We neither want nor need you.
Try Portland.
Or Seattle.
I hear they are hard-up for pretty women–fresh out.
Vid Share Cred: martinuk777
Yet One More Wonderful Texan Woman: Jackie Venson. Austin Born and Raised
“Lose your imagination, lose your mind.”
Too true.
And of course, Tanya (Seminole, Texas)
Tanya grew infamous for her propensity to get drunk and dance on tables.
Not really ‘Lady-Like.’
This is why I LOVE Her!
Un-filtered, unashamed, unabashed pure Texan Gal!
Tanya My Darlin’!
And yes, there are SO MANY MORE.
But I am running out of virtual ink in my virtual pen
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A Little added value:
Video credit: patgree
Credit: Jon Wolfe
DO NOT Mess with Texan Women!
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More related stupid shit from my feeble mind:
I’ll f*cking do the creds later—git off my back!