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Gonna Re-Drink this–Screw U! Alcohol Is A Cruel Mistress. She Gives And She Takes—Mostly She Just Takes. My Car, My Smokes, My life, My Mind… My Mind, Never mind… But, G’Damn, She is One Sexy Bitch! I Go Willingly.


Most diseases have some chance for a cure.
There is NO Cure for Alcoholism.
None
Nada
It is just something one has to come to terms with.
Trust me Kids:
I have been battling with her ever since I was thirteen years old.
But I’m still standing!
And fighting the good fight!
Still Standin’!
The Piano Computer Has Been Drinking
Cred: MasterBiblicalMemory
*****
If I try to cast her out…
Well, this outcome is
WAY
Worse
It takes a long time to drink yourself to death.
The DT’s can kill you in a week, or even less.
Depending on the weather
“I came here to drink myself to death”
Just Got Out Of Hospital Few Days ago–I Fukkin’ I HATE Doctors–Even tho My Daddy And Grandaddy Were—Long Line of Doctors–I took a Different Turn for the worse:
Doctors. So I was ‘born free’—Don’t you see? Don’t Know What Went Wrong With Me—
I Went Astray.
So I Joined The Navy.


Hahahaha!
C’est Moi:

Female Doc Informed Me that My Liver Was fukked
They did their due-diligence–lots of tests
They Showed Me Photos

Imagine My Surprise
“I Asked The She Doc, But How? Why?”
She informed me that if I did not stop drinking, I was gonna die
“Hell! Everybody Gotta Die over something”
(I need no doctor come to tell me that)
She Doc Was Not Amused
***
Tom Waits – “Bad Liver And A Broken Heart”
“It Ain’t A Purchase; It’s A Rental”
I wasn’t in Hospital for my liver–something quite un-related–My Liver was Just Collateral Damage.
Embarrassing in-fact—Perhaps I’ll tell Y’all Later
Or Not
Hem-Haw! Y’all!
“Woolworth Rhinestone Diamond Earrings
And a Sideways Glance”
Greatest lyric in the History of lyrics
“The way into understanding him is through the relationships with women in his life.”
— Lynn Novick
“I can’t imagine how toxic it must have been to have been around him.”
–-Ken Burns.
“I can easily imagine it.”
—Lance Marcom
“All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know.”
–Hem
“I could only care about people a very few at a time.”
–-Hem
“Wherever he was. Whatever he was doing. Alcohol fueled everything.”
–Ken Burns.
“I have been drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.”
–Hem
***
She shot very well this good, this rich bitch, this kindly caretaker and destroyer of his talent. Nonsense. He had destroyed his talent himself. Why should he blame this woman because she kept him well? He had destroyed his talent by not using it, by betrayals of himself and what he believed in, by drinking so much that he blunted the edge of his perceptions, by laziness, by sloth, and by snobbery, by pride and by prejudice, by hook and by crook.
What was this? A catalogue of old books? What was his talent anyway? It was a talent all right but instead of using it, he had traded on it. It was never what he had done, but always what he could do. And he had chosen to make his living with something else instead of a pen or a pencil.
It was strange, too, wasn’t it, that when he fell in love with another woman, that woman should always have more money than the last one? But when he no longer was in love, when he was only lying, as to this woman, now, who had the most money of all, who had all the money there was, who had had a husband and children, who had taken lovers and been dissatisfied with them, and who loved him dearly as a writer, as a man, as a companion and as a proud possession; it was strange that when he did not love her at all and was lying, that he should be able to give her more for her money than when he had really loved.
–“The Snows of Kilimanjaro”
***
It was now about three o‟clock in the morning and Francis Macomber,
who had been asleep a little while after he had stopped thinking about
the lion, wakened and then slept again, woke suddenly, frightened in a
dream of the bloody-headed lion standing over him, and listening while
his heart pounded, he realized that his wife was not in the other cot in
the tent. He lay awake with the knowledge of two hours.
At the end of that time his wife came into the tent, lifted her mosquito
bar and crawled cozily into bed.
“Where have you been?” Macomber asked in the darkness.
“Hello,” she said. “Are you awake?”
“Where have you been?”
“I just went out to get a breath of air.”
“You did, like hell.”
“What do you want me to say, darling?”
“Where have you been?”
“Out to get a breath of air.”
“That‟s a new name for it. You are a bitch.”
“Well, you‟re coward.”
“All right,” he said. “What of it?”
–“The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber“
****
“I would rather have one honest enemy than most of the friends I have known.”
–Hem
Watch this Below!
Dammit! Just Fuckin’ Do it!
Was Ernest Hemingway a Misogynist?
Naw!
He Wern’t
Fuckin’ Sneeze Louise
I am an Idiot/Accident
Goin’ Somewhere to Happen
But I’ve Got Three More Bottles of Whine
So Screw You!
I Love Emmy-Lou
****
This is the BEST Vid in the History of Vid
What’s On The Menu? Huh? What? You Cannot Be Serious! I wouldn’t feed that shit to a starving/dying/dead dog
Eggs And Sausage & A Side Ah Toast
That’s The Best I Could Ever Hope For
Story-of-My-Life
“I had some time to to kill”
First Step: Muster All The Condemned

Actually the ‘Toast was Jes Meskin Toast–
Tortillas
Next Step: Flame ’em!

“Lance? Are you seriously gonna put this into your body?

“Yep! Hide an’ Watch!”
Next Step: Eat ’em!
Oh Shit He Did! Somebody call 911!”

Very Last & Final Step:

Just Got Re-Re-Leased–Once Again, Out Of Hospital / Jail Few Days Ago–Oh Well! I HATE Doctors–
X They Are All Too Fake Of A Kind–
‘Specially’
The Female Ones–
Never-Mind.
****
Joni
You Know,
I’ve been to sea before
“If You Want Me, I’ll Be In The Bar”
“Joni, I’d Give Up My Life To Join You There.”
I HATE Doctors!
Even Thou My Daddy
And Gran-daddy
Were—
Doctors,
I Was ‘Born Free’.
Been Payin’
Off That Debt Ever Since,
So I was ‘born free’—
Don’t you see?
Don’t Know What Went Wrong With Me—
I Went Astray.
So I Joined The Navy.


Hahahaha!
C’est Moi:

Female Doc Informed Me that My Liver Was fukked
They did their due-diligence–lots of tests
They Showed Me Photos

Imagine My Surprise
“I Asked The She Doc, But How? Why?”
She informed me that if I did not stop drinking, I was gonna die
“Hell! Everybody Gotta Die over something”
(I need no doctor come to tell me that)
She Doc Was Not Amused
***
Tom Waits – “Bad Liver And A Broken Heart”
“It Ain’t A Purchase; It’s A Rental”
“I’ve Got Me A Bottle & A Dream.”
I wasn’t in Hospital for my liver–something quite un-related–My Liver was Just Collateral Damage.
Embarrassing in-fact—Perhaps I’ll tell Y’all Later
Or Not