Just Got Re-Re-Leased–Once Again, Out Of Hospital / Jail Few Days Ago–Oh Well! I HATE Doctors–

X They Are All Too Fake Of A Kind–

‘Specially’

The Female Ones–

Never-Mind.

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Joni

You Know,

I’ve been to sea before

“If You Want Me, I’ll Be In The Bar”

“Joni, I’d Give Up My Life To Join You There.”

I HATE Doctors!

Even Thou My Daddy

And Gran-daddy

Were—

Doctors,

I Was ‘Born Free’.

Been Payin’

Off That Debt Ever Since,

So I was ‘born free’—

Don’t you see?

Don’t Know What Went Wrong With Me—

I Went Astray.

So I Joined The Navy.

Shite!

Hahahaha!

C’est Moi:

Female Doc Informed Me that My Liver Was fukked

They did their due-diligence–lots of tests

They Showed Me Photos

Imagine My Surprise

“I Asked The She Doc, But How? Why?”

She informed me that if I did not stop drinking, I was gonna die

“Hell! Everybody Gotta Die over something”

(I need no doctor come to tell me that)

She Doc Was Not Amused

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Tom Waits – “Bad Liver And A Broken Heart”

“It Ain’t A Purchase; It’s A Rental”

“I’ve Got Me A Bottle & A Dream.”

I wasn’t in Hospital for my liver–something quite un-related–My Liver was Just Collateral Damage.

Embarrassing in-fact—Perhaps I’ll tell Y’all Later

Or Not

The Gnats Are Back & Having A ‘Gnat Blast’ At My Personal Annoyance

Yeah, The Gnats are Back!

(They Had Flown South For The Winter)

Yet I had expected them much sooner than Today

They Musta Taken A Wrong Turn At Albuquerque

I Had A ‘Welcome Home’ Greeting For ’em

See What A “Nice, Thoughtful” Guy I Am?

Office Space

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Now… where did I put that DDT?

“Bobbie, Reach me the DDT will ya Girl?”

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So, I am tryin’ real hard

(Yes it is hard. Hey! Get Yer Mind Outta That Gutter!)

Tryin’ real hard to tone down on the drinkin’.

Poured me a ‘HALF-GLASS’ of booze. Not much more than would fill a hen’s ear–(Now, Y’all know I’m lyin’) into a ‘Normal’ booze glass as opposed to my usual, ‘Barrel Glass Runneth Over.’

NE-Way….

Phone started ringing (as it sometimes do)

Set my glass on the counter and waltzed over to pick-up the phone:

“Hello,” I said.

Voice on the line asked,

“Is this Lance Marcom?”

“Might be. Might Not Be. What do you want?”

“Mister Marcom, I am Helga with Corporation Blah, Blah, Blah. Our records indicate you are two months in arrears. When may we expect a payment to your account?”

“Let me get back to you on that. My Fridge is running and I need to go catch it before it escapes.”

*Click*

Bitch Hung Up On me; Didn’t Even Say “Goodbye”

I Cannot Even Imagine Why

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Remembered My ‘Left-All-Alone’ Booze Glass.

Went back to re-capture it and take it hostage for my liver.

Discovered the Gnats were having a Gnat Pool Party in MY DRINK. Doing back-flips, canon balls, and competitive diving off the rim of my glass.

These Are The “New” Gnats.

They Developed Swimming Anatomies

See How Quickly ‘Evolution’ Can Happen?

Gotta Keep Up With ‘Current Events’

Life Always Finds A Way

Fu*kin’ Gnats!

Pool Party!

In-MY-Drink!

The Cajones On These Assholes!

I rescued my glass and drank down the booze along with the Fun-Loving Gnats.

“That’ll teach ‘em, by God!”
I said to no one in particular.

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Theme Song:

Bugs!

“Hey Look At Me… With The DDT”

Shared Vid Cred: benjichilders

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Footnote to the Story:

After taking Inventory, Discovered I was Dangerously low-on-Booze.

Needed to go shopping next day.

Gonna go down and shop at

“The Tom Waits Booze Emporium & Bicycle Shoppe”

Cheers Y’all!

Left-Over Food. Left-Over Dreams. Fell Apart At The Seams. White Trash King!

That’s Just Me

Below:

Lance A. ‘Bubba’ Marcom

The Man

The Myth

The Legend

HaHaHa!

Pure-D White Trash

Lance-A-Lot O’Trash:

Charter Member In Good Standing Of The

NAAWT

“National Association For The Advancement Of White Trash”

Just A Big Kid Havin’ Fun.

Don’t Take It Personal Y’all

HaHaHa!

“White Trash” – Tom MacDonald & Madchild

“Happy And Broke”

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My Fridge:

Left On my Bed. Instead. No worries. I can sleep around it.

I’ve got enough left-over food (some weeks gone-by of age-Waste not. Want not!) in my fridge to ‘Feed Cox’s Army’

‘Feed Cox’s Army…’ An expression Janet (An EX) used to hurl at me upon often occasion.

Anyway… I got NO Room! No ROOM! For my Beer! But I don’t care!

I am sorta European in this regard.
I LOVE Warm Beer!

Yes! Yes! Yes! I know:

I am pure-dee Bona-Fide White Trash.

And I LOVE TV Dinners!

(If the sauce is not too blue)

Astute observers will note the

Ouija Board

in this video below

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Added Value:

I Do LOVE Me Some Dixie Chicks

OOps!

Caint Say ‘Dixie’ No Mas

My Bad

“White Trash Weddin'”

Bye Fer Now

Y’all come back now, ya he’ah

Just Fer Giggles My Good Friends: “Way Down In The Hole” ( I Really Screw’d The Pooch On This One–Forgot To Attach… Shite!)

Tom Waits – “Way Down In The Hole”

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Ever Find Yourself There?

I Know I have

My Second Home

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Hot-Wired:

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Never Give Up The Ship!

Stay Strong!

I got this song stuck in my head.

Now, it will be stuck in yours.

Enjoy.

From the Great Mini-Series

The Wire

And Tom Waits for no Man.

And then there is this:

“Treme”

Just another bit Spike Lee…

When the Levees Broke: A Requiem in Four Acts

Who I think is awesome. (wanna argue? I know Spike can be very polarizing)

Comment box below is open for business. Wail Away!

Yet, even given that, one, (all y’all) must admit: Spike is one helluva film maker

Just Got Out Of Hospital Few Days ago–I HATE Doctors–Even tho My Daddy And Grandaddy Were—Doctors. So I was ‘born free’—Don’t you see? Don’t Know What Went Wrong With Me—I Went Astray. So I Joined The Navy.

Hahahaha!

C’est Moi:

Female Doc Informed Me that My Liver Was fukked

They did their due-diligence–lots of tests

They Showed Me Photos

Imagine My Surprise

“I Asked The She Doc, But How? Why?”

She informed me that if I did not stop drinking, I was gonna die

“Hell! Everybody Gotta Die over something”

(I need no doctor come to tell me that)

She Doc Was Not Amused

***

Tom Waits – “Bad Liver And A Broken Heart”

“It Ain’t A Purchase; It’s A Rental”

I wasn’t in Hospital for my liver–something quite un-related–My Liver was Just Collateral Damage.

Embarrassing in-fact—Perhaps I’ll tell Y’all Later

Or Not

Re-Postin’ Shite Just To Keep My Mind Right & Myself Amused. Please Ignore

Yes! I am a Vain Idiot!

I’m dizzy

My keyboard is blurry

Thank God I know how to ‘touch type’

(Proof-Reading is Problematical However)

Tom Waits for no Man!