I’m On The Leeward Shore Of My Big Bottle Of Wine. And There Will Be No More When There Is No More, Becuz I Am Outta Money As Well. Oh Well. Woe Is Me!

In Other Words, As An Alcoholic, I Am About To Be In

The Midst of

A ‘Properly-Fu*k’d-Up Situation’

This Makes Me So Very, Very Sad

And I am anticipating a visit from this guy:

Mister DT Man

(Last Time HE Came a-knockin’, I Out-Foxed Him. I Dialed 911 And Went Post-Haste to Hospital)


What a whiner that kid is

Cred: OneShotxKayvaan


UB40 – Red Red Wine