In Other Words, As An Alcoholic, I Am About To Be In

The Midst of

A ‘Properly-Fu*k’d-Up Situation’

This Makes Me So Very, Very Sad

And I am anticipating a visit from this guy:

Mister DT Man

(Last Time HE Came a-knockin’, I Out-Foxed Him. I Dialed 911 And Went Post-Haste to Hospital)

Pete? Pete? Re-Pete? Rinse & Re-Peat Many-Feet: “Pap, Huk, Peanut, Delirium Tremens, and Lance” The DT’s: They’re Not Just for Breakfast Anymore.

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What a whiner that kid is

Cred: OneShotxKayvaan

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UB40 – Red Red Wine