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‘Naitivity’ Fukkin’ WP ALWAYS Prompts Me To “Update” Ev’n If I Just Casually ‘Look’ At A Post! Fuk U Word-Press! Stop Wastin’ My Finite Time!!

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I Know Where You Live!

I Will Darken Yer Door!

U Won’t Have A Fun Time!

Beeleeve You Me!

Do NOT Do it Word-Press! I Will Come to Your Town!

Oh My God!

What’s Happening To Me?

Surely this is a word (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/naive)

Maybe not…

When I first  started this blog… (so many moons ago) I thought to myself, I thought: “Here is where I will write my Great American Novel” They will come. 

*alas*

“fruition” is just a word.

coming to same… is.. well… 

Forget You!

(Yep! oft-times, I revert to Peanut-speak he was, is,  the smartest dead man I know) 

have ever known…

I love (d) him. I miss him; He spelled it out.

Daily.

I miss him.

Marvelous much.

He and I, we heard (hearded) them chimes at midnight.

Yeah; I miss The  Pee-Nut.

(He died too soon)

he was a bull-rider….

“Blow, you old blue Norther”

He was my friend.

 

“Cynical… and drunk… and…. boring…”

Yeah: Nut would call me out that way (And No! Yes! He hated Joni Mitchell)

“Fucx you Peanut! I never cared one whit about your opinions!”  You asshole!

And yes, I know…  Judy Collins… But she got the words wrong. She said, “Northern” not “Norther”
Anyone who lives in Texas… know them difference.

Judy was… hot though, weren’t she??

Really hot.

I always forgave her (for her ‘hotness’)

 

“I’m gonna blow this damn candle out..”

See ya!

 

You’ve Got to Give a Little. To Get A Little. Kindness is the Best Cure for all ills. Try It–Works Every Time.

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(Of course Glen was full of shit, (ask Tanya Tucker) but I do love this song.)

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To get a little.

Give a little of yer self…

Your reward??

Heaven.

Blogging philosophy:

Wonderful World of Worthy Writers!

“Visit. Comment. (sincerely comment) Read. Read. Read. And Then Read some more.”

Then comment some more.

Rinse and repeat.

Then the folks will come.

Works ever’ time.

And… it’s good for the soul.

Good for Our Community of Souls, some lost, some found, and all manner of in between, but there are no more appreciative for time spent than writers / bloggers. 

So, therefore, Give a Little of Yourself to your lost and found, and searching fellow souls.

The Divine Miss ‘M’

Bette Midler – The Glory of Love

(We love her)

Thank You for your visit and for your time.

Natalie Would, If She Could… Have Me! How Many times Have I Re-Posted This One? Screw it! Please Read It Again.

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I am Over-Proud of it! “Tonight Tonight!”

(Tried to Edit it. But Guess What? WordPress is STUPID!!)

 

Premise of a Promise… 

Straight out of Romeo and Juliet.

(But of course, you’d know that.)

And know this too: Lance is in-love with being in-love—Just gotta find the right girl…. ‘Tis a life-long quest. Kinda like the search for the Holy Grail.

 

“O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon, That monthly changes in her circled orb, Lest that thy love prove likewise variable…”

And, surprise! I wrote a paper on this as well.

For University.

Got an A-Plus.

Then I moved in with my Prof, My Shakespeare Prof.

Got a B-Minus on that endeavor.

My Goal ‘Tonight’ is to catch up.

Yep

To catch up with my blogging friends.

I aim (good Texan verb, ‘aim’) to read and comment on one thousand! Posts! Shazam!! “Gall Eee Sargent Carter!”

Gomers found here

gomer-1-and-gomette-2

Amman Jordan, 2007 Me and Gommett

 

Now of course even y’all Yankees out there recognize that as hyperbole at best and bullshit at real.

Only people who use WP Reader can even ‘like’ a thousand posts a night with the simple-minded click of a simple-minded mouse. And Hell! It ain’t the mouse that is simple. It’s the mouse driver.

So, I just say: I will try (jes’ as soon as I post this here post) to get to readin’ ‘stead of writin’.

This is my goal and it is an honorable one. I may get to fifteen, but my likes and my comments are the real deal… so take that with some grain of… humble

And yes, I hope to prosper by my efforts (i.e.,  get more of y’all to read MY shit—tit for tat, eh? Yeah, that is what it is all about, ain’t it, Alfie?

Tits.

Yep

Tits and tats

Or, my personal favorite:

Tits and ass

It is always about tits yet, I am a ‘leg and ass man.’ Go figger her figure…

Cheers Y’all

And I will be seeing you in all the familiar places (That is a song! Get yer minds outta them gutters, fer fuck sake!)

Here Dear:

Vid credit:

warholsoup100

Cheers Again,

Lancers

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Since I seem to have swerved back into my Nat Wood kick….

And no. Nat did NOT do her own singing.

But, Y’all knew that too.

It was this Fine Lady:

Marni Nixon

Classically trained, Ms. Nixon was throughout the 1950s and ’60s the unseen — and usually uncredited — singing voice of the stars in a spate of celebrated Hollywood films. She dubbed Deborah Kerr in “The King and I,” Natalie Wood in “West Side Story” and Audrey Hepburn in “My Fair Lady,” among many others.

Cred: I don’t remember from Where I stole This From….

Yes! I Am Insane–Sue Me–Good Luck With That… I ‘Re-Post Too Much Bull-Shite—Why? Because I’m Lazy (And A Little-Bit Crazy–Kinda Like Being A Little Bit Pregnant–Oh My Gawd!)

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Someone Recently Liked This Old Post, How They Found It–I Have No Clue–Took Me Five Minutes to Find it Myself–And I Supposedly Wrote it! So… Hahaha! Joke’s On Me!

NO!

This World is not Devoid of Fools!

So I thought I’d Re-Post. I Am Proud of it!

Hahahahahaha!

I love My ‘Readers–All Y’all—

All Five of Y’all.

Thank Y’all For Making My Life Enjoyable & Thank Y’all For Your Support) “Step-Back Saturday! A Re-Post! “Zen and the Art of Commentary Maintenance”

(With Apologies to Robert M. Pirsig)

 

A cheap thrill sensation
Brings joy and elation
With so much emoji
We’ll never be lonely

But cheap thrills ain’t lasting
Only forecasting
A sugary crash
Just a quick flash

It’s comments we want
No matter the font
Comments are golden
They fling the door open

Provide inspiration
Never inflation
True comments auspicious
And very propitious

Writers need feedback
Not smiley Prozac
If compelled to emoji
Don’t do that only

Take some small time
Drop a thin dime
Comment away
Make someone’s day

*****

(Yeah, I actually wrote that shit above)

Back in the day when I used to be a ‘writer’.

Years and Beers & Tears ago…

*****

Oh & By the way:

Je parle français

(un peu)

****

Call Me

Figuratively

Use Your Keyboard

I Will Always Answer

Given Enough Time

Cred: BlondieMusicOfficial

I’m off to the Rodeo!

Catch Y’all On The Flip Flop!

Rodeo Song, by Garry Lee and the Showdown

This Vid Will Never Grow Old For Me

Cred for Vid Share: Manosphere Environment


https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFlDbTySKx1uRx4R50w-9eA

Someone Recently Liked This Old Post, How They Found It–I Have No Clue–Took Me Five Minutes to Find it Myself–And I Allegedly Wrote it! So… Hahaha! Joke’s On Me!

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This World is not Devoid of Fools!

So I thought I’d Re-Post. I Am Proud of it!

Hahahahahaha!

I love My ‘Readers’–All Y’all—

All Five of Y’all.

Thank Y’all For Making My Life Enjoyable & Thank Y’all For Your Support: Step-Back Saturday! A Re-Post!

“Zen and the Art of Commentary Maintenance”

(With Apologies to Robert M. Pirsig)

 

A cheap thrill sensation
Brings joy and elation
With so much emoji
We’ll never be lonely

But cheap thrills ain’t lasting
Only forecasting
A sugary crash
Just a quick flash

It’s comments we want
No matter the font
Comments are golden
They fling the door open

Provide inspiration
Never inflation
True comments auspicious
And very propitious

Writers need feedback
Not smiley Prozac
If compelled to emoji
Don’t do that only

Take some small time
Drop a thin dime
Comment away
Make someone’s day

*****

(Yeah, I actually wrote that shit above)

Back in the day when I used to be a ‘writer’.

Years and Beers & Tears ago…

*****

Oh & By the way:

Je parle français

(un peu)

****

Call Me

Figuratively

Use Your Keyboard

I Will Always Answer

Given Enough Time

Cred: BlondieMusicOfficial

I’m off to the Rodeo!

Catch Y’all On The Flip Flop!

Rodeo Song, by Garry Lee and the Showdown

This Vid Will Never Grow Old For Me

Cred for Vid Share: Manosphere Environment


https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFlDbTySKx1uRx4R50w-9eA

I’m A-Gonna Attempt to Re-Post this Just One More Time–And NO! I Cannot Properly Edit This! Fuk Yu Word-Press!

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If It Fails I am going out back and shoot me in the head.

Twice.

“Natalie Would, If She Could… Have Me! How Many times Have I Re-Posted This One? Screw it! Read It Again. I am Over-Proud of it! “Tonight Tonight!” (Tried to Edit it. But Guess What? WordPress is STUPID!!)”

 

Premise of a Promise… 

Straight out of Romeo and Juliet.

(But of course, you’d know that.)

And know this too: Lance is in-love with being in-love—Just gotta find the right girl…. ‘Tis a life-long quest. Kinda like the search for the Holy Grail.

 

“O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon, That monthly changes in her circled orb, Lest that thy love prove likewise variable…”

And, surprise! I wrote a paper on this as well.

For University.

Got an A-Plus.

Then I moved in with my Prof, My Shakespeare Prof.

Got a B-Minus on that endeavor.

My Goal ‘Tonight’ is to catch up.

Yep

To catch up with my blogging friends.

I aim (good Texan verb, ‘aim’) to read and comment on one thousand! Posts! Shazam!! “Gall Eee Sargent Carter!”

Gomers found here

gomer-1-and-gomette-2

Amman Jordan, 2007 Me and Gommett

 

Now of course even y’all Yankees out there recognize that as hyperbole at best and bullshit at real.

Only people who use WP Reader can even ‘like’ a thousand posts a night with the simple-minded click of a simple-minded mouse. And Hell! It ain’t the mouse that is simple. It’s the mouse driver.

So, I just say: I will try (jes’ as soon as I post this here post) to get to readin’ ‘stead of writin’.

This is my goal and it is an honorable one. I may get to fifteen, but my likes and my comments are the real deal… so take that with some grain of… humble

And yes, I hope to prosper by my efforts (i.e.,  get more of y’all to read MY shit—tit for tat, eh? Yeah, that is what it is all about, ain’t it, Alfie?

Tits.

Yep

Tits and tats

Or, my personal favorite:

Tits and ass

It is always about tits yet, I am a ‘leg and ass man.’ Go figger her figure…

Cheers Y’all

And I will be seeing you in all the familiar places (That is a song! Get yer minds outta them gutters, fer fuck sake!)

Here Dear:

Vid credit:

warholsoup100

Cheers Again,

Lancers

***

Since I seem to have swerved back into my Nat Wood kick….

And no. Nat did NOT do her own singing.

But, Y’all knew that too.

It was this Fine Lady:

Marni Nixon

Classically trained, Ms. Nixon was throughout the 1950s and ’60s the unseen — and usually uncredited — singing voice of the stars in a spate of celebrated Hollywood films. She dubbed Deborah Kerr in “The King and I,” Natalie Wood in “West Side Story” and Audrey Hepburn in “My Fair Lady,” among many others.

Cred: I don’t remember from Where I stole This From….