More Kover PPli=senI’ I’m drunk “In Spite of What I Wrote Below, I Really Am A Fan… of Bobby Darin… “Ah So! Metta Mook.”

Who Am I Kidding?
No-One Ever Calls Me
(Unless They want Money)

I’m Sorry Y’all, but WordPress Is Fukkking Up This Post!

Believe Me!

I’m Peddling As Fast As I Can!

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Ref: https://texantales.com/2021/12/30/fuk-me-i-am-tryin-real-hard-to-be-happy/

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Mack et Al

Ladies,

Want Lance In Your Life?

“The Line Forms On the Right.”

Cred For Vid Share: shazi52 (And Bobby D.)

“Beyond the Sea”

Cred For Shared Vid: NRRArchives

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Scrazy Spacey

As Bobby Daring

“The King of Cool”

“Could It Be Our Boy’s Done Somethin’ Rash?”

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Ed. Note:

I’m Done Screwin’ Around

With This Post!

WordPress!

You win!

(For Now)

Someone Re-Liked This Post, So I thought I’d Re-Post. I am Proud of it! Hahahahahah! (I love my Readers; all five of Y’all–Thank Y’all For Making My Life Enjoyable & Thank Y’all For Your Support) “Step-Back Saturday! A Re-Post! “Zen and the Art of Commentary Maintenance”

(With Apologies to Robert M. Pirsig)

Likes and Loves and Laughing Faces
Thumbs up Thumbs up
We’re off to the races!

A cheap thrill sensation
Brings joy and elation
With so much emoji
We’ll never be lonely

But cheap thrills ain’t lasting
Only forecasting
A sugary crash
Just a quick flash

It’s comments we want
No matter the font
Comments are golden
They fling the door open

Provide inspiration
Never inflation
True comments auspicious
And very propitious

Writers need feedback
Not smiley Prozac
If compelled to emoji
Don’t do that only

Take some small time
Drop a thin dime
Comment away
Make someone’s day

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(Yeah, I actually wrote that shit above)

Back in the day when I used to be a ‘writer’.

Years and Beers & Tears ago…

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Oh & By the way:

Je parle français

(un peu)

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Call Me

Figuratively

Use Your Keyboard

I Will Always Answer

Given Enough Time

 

Cred: BlondieMusicOfficial

I’m off to the Rodeo!

Catch Y’all On The Flip Flop!

Rodeo Song, by Garry Lee and the Showdown

Cred for Vid Share: Manosphere Environment


https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFlDbTySKx1uRx4R50w-9eA

In Spite of What I Wrote Below, I Really Am A Fan… of Bobby Darin… “Ah So! Metta Mook.”

Who Am I Kidding?
No-One Ever Calls Me
(Unless They want Money)

I’m Sorry Y’all, but WordPress Is Fukkking Up This Post!

Believe Me!

I’m Peddling As Fast As I Can!

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Ref: https://texantales.com/2021/12/30/fuk-me-i-am-tryin-real-hard-to-be-happy/

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Mack et Al

Ladies,

Want Lance In Your Life?

“The Line Forms On the Right.”

Cred For Vid Share: shazi52 (And Bobby D.)

“Beyond the Sea”

Cred For Shared Vid: NRRArchives

********

Scrazy Spacey

As Bobby Daring

“The King of Cool”

“Could It Be Our Boy’s Done Somethin’ Rash?”

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Ed. Note:

I’m Done Screwin’ Around

With This Post!

WordPress!

You win!

(For Now)

I Am So Frickin’ Pissed At WordPresss’d Right About Now! Meow!

Euphemism:

A euphemism (/ˈjuːfəmɪzəm/) is an innocuous word or expression used in place of one that may be found offensive or suggest something unpleasant. Some euphemisms are intended to amuse, while others use bland, inoffensive terms for concepts that the user wishes to downplay. Euphemisms may be used to mask profanity or refer to taboo topics such as disability, sex, excretion, or death in a polite way.

Credit: Wiki-Media

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I tend to Stray from Euphemisms

(Most of the Time)

Have you noticed?

I am a Fucking Sailor!

Profanity is requisite

George Carlin – Euphemisms

Cred: Carlin

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I’ve No More Fucks To Give

Cred: Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq – Topic

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I’d Kick WP to The Curb, But They Have All My Shit!

Goddamn it!

I Just Drop This In B’Cuz I Love it!

Paula!

Baby!

Fun Fucking Fact:

Paula did all the choreography For Michael’s Jax Sons Vids in the Eighties!

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TED!

My MAN!

“Meow Mix’ed UP!!”

Cat Scratched F’ver!

Fuk U WP!

I’ve No More Fucks To Give

Goddamn You WordPress! I HATE You! Why, Oh Fuckin’ Why Cannot I Do A SIMPLE Edit?! Stand By. I’m Flying To Mumbai To Personally KICK Your Ass!

https://devrant.com/rants/2326145/fuck-wordpress-to-death-seriously-i-have-a-degree-in-computer-science-and-i-cant

WordPress Is Too Drunk To Fuck!

And who Among You Would Wanna Fuck A Retard Anyway?

Oh! I’m Sorry! I Ment To Say

“Mentally Other-Abled.”

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And! Once Again, Thanks to Word-Depressed! I Cannot Properly Edit this One! Fuck You WP! I Just Wanted to Add Credit to Alanis Morissette “Please Try this One. It’s Fuckin’ Funny! Input/Output: Electricity! (With Apologies to Joni Mitchell)” This Post is all Fucked Up. Thank YOU & Go To Fuck You WP!

The below is a comment I made over at Aussa’s Blog (a blog I can never say enough good things about), in response to one of her hilarious posts: Ridiculous On The Job Injuries

 http://aussalorens.com/2014/07/10/ridiculous-on-the-job-injuries/

Her prompt:  What’s the most ridiculous way you’ve injured yourself?

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Back in the Middle Ages (1980’s) when I owned my tropical fish store in Nacogdoches (Yes, That ‘Oldest Town in Texas’), I was trying to clean the front glass of one of my retail tanks (ten gallon) which housed an electric catfish (like an electric eel, but with higher amps and voltage). I was standing on a stool as ‘Benny Franklin’s’ tank was on the third tier—you just know I had to name him—since I’d had him ‘in-stock’ for months (All the East Texans were interested in were guppies, goldfish, and ‘crud-eaters’).

Anyhow, as I was keeping a watchful eye on Benny, lest I inadvertently swerve my paw/forearm into him, a customer walked up to me, inquiring (rather vociferously) about where were the crud eaters (Yes, I have posted about crud-eaters), I took my eye off the prize (my arm) just for-a-second. Yep: Bam! Brushed Benny and received a shock which knocked me off the stool and flat on my ass.

Input: Output Electricity

Malapterurus electricus- shock yer ass-officus

Embarrassed? What do you think? I was supposedly a ‘professional aquarist.’ Apparently not-on-that-day. The potential crud-eater customer just looked down at me and announced dryly that she would try ‘Ben Franklin’s’ (coincidence? or irony?)

or better still Wal*Mart up the road. Guess I did not answer her query quick enough as I was taking my own sweet time in my sincere effort to start breathing again.

True Story: you can take my word for it.

Cheers to you Aussa,

Always my pleasure to visit y’all, and glean inspiration for future posts (sincerely).

–Lance

Video Credit: JoniJourney