And Abide
It, It is Is Natural Disaster
Had a train, of thought, recently
About a Tale of Two Cities
Both Named Paris..
He went to Paris
And Scre”w Thar Poooch!
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“Oh My Goodness!
We Got Ourselves a Natural Disaster”
Or A Failure to Communicate!
Oh and by the way, fuck spellin’ an’ The Punctuation Police
sstupid!
Everyday Is A Brand-New Adventure with WP.
I shall not go gentle into that good night
Yet, I Continue go gentle into that good night To Fight.
Straight-Up, I apologize for my profanity.
But comma this is an adult site.
And ergo I am a sailor
And WP Tramples On-My-Last Nerve.
Simple Edits Are Impossible
Fuk Yu WordPress! Why Cannot You Make Shit That Works? I Pay Four-Hun-Dread Quid Per Year for This Shite? Fuckin’ Top-‘Tear’ Fuckin’ WP?
ALL THE GD BELLS AND WHISTLES???? You DUMB-ASS Mother-Fu*kin’ Cock-suckers Make Me Wanna Spit—In Yer Face! Really! No bullshit!
As Y’all May have surmised by now, WP has pissed me off yet again. Sorry for my profanity, but this is an adult site and I am a sailor
Try Me WP! I swear to God! Y’all Could Fu*k Up A Wet Dream! “My Humble Tribute To The Highwomen” & Johnny Cash
Hey WordPress!
Got a telegram for YOU!
An’ Ya Know Whut WP?
As Ron White Famouslously Sez:
“You Caint Fix
STUPID!”
Cred: Ron White (Duh!)
Author’s Note: Y’all wanna know why I am still up-in-Worpress’s Ass?
Be-Fuckin’ Cause
EVER’TIME
I try to
Upload,
Download,
Sideways Load,
Up-Side-down-load
Any Kind of LOAD
WP Gives Me ATTITUDE!
That’s Fuckin’ Why!
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No Words:
HIGHWOMEN!
SEXY BEAUTIFUL PERFECTION!
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I only recently discovered these gals via KETR—The Local NPR Radio Station here in Commerce—Run by The University. This is the Program that was playing— “Notably Texan.” My FAVORITE For Obvious Reasons.
“With the lofty mandate to curate the culture of Texas music, Notably Texan host Matt Meinke scours the state’s singers and songwriters, stars or not, and hand-selects the purest cuts of well-marbled entertainment for your daily listening pleasure.
The tempo, the style, the instrumentation, the genre – it doesn’t matter. The rules are simple – the songs need to have a Texas connection. Rock, rap, country, reggae, electronica, dub step, house, R&B – If the music helps to build an audio tapestry worthy of the Lone Star State, it’s got a shot on Notably Texan.”
I was on my way back from one of my ‘Booze-Run’ Missions when this song came on the program. I had to pull over to properly focus on it—This is how impressed and captivated and enamored I instantly was…
Try this version
It may not take three DAYS to Load!
And Hey!
WordPress!
Go GET
Fucked!
Use This
to
Fuk
Yerself!
Heaven May Be A Honky-Tonk
“There’s a choir singing in a southern accent, a fiddle in the band
There’s a “Hallelujah!” on the lips of every dying man
Mama, don’t you cry when they’re dead and gone
Jesus, he loves his sinners and heaven is a honky tonk”
(I do not know who The Rather Large Black Broad Who Joined The Girls on the Stage is–Trust Me: I looked–But Obviously, She Added added Value–Bravo For HER!)
And Bravo To The Highwomen!
Yeah, I am a ‘Closet Liberal’ And an ‘Out-of-the-Closet-Redneck’— And An Extremely Pro-Feminist–My Love of And For of Women is Very-Well Documented. I Never pull My Punches.
“Go Rocky!”
Yes, I am ‘complicated’–But Y’all knew this already.
Love me, or HATE Me. I really Don’t Give a Shit!
You do YOU.
And Embrace Your Opinions.
But only if You are Sincere.
And HONEST!
I am, if nothing else, HONEST!
I’m as Real as Real Can Get!
What You See, Is Exactly What You Get!
“The Highwomen are the rarest of country supergroups: a quartet who came together at the height of their popularity and creative powers, not when they were settling into their legacy. In that regard, the quartet of Brandi Carlile, Maren Morris, Amanda Shires, and Natalie Hemby differ from their knowing namesake the Highwaymen, a band Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, and Kris Kristofferson formed in 1985, just as they started to drift down the charts.
When the Highwomen appeared in 2019, every member of the quartet was at a peak in her respective roots niche. Singer/songwriter
Carlile was fresh off winning three Grammy Awards and Morris was at the vanguard of country-pop, while Shires’ cult was growing thanks to the atmospheric Americana of To the Sunset and Hemby’s reputation as a country songwriter was at a peak, thanks to her contributions to Kacey Musgraves’ Golden Hour and Miranda Lambert’s The Weight of These Wings.”
Article Credit: ALLMUSIC
“Pulling up the floors and changin’ out the curtains
Some of us are saints and some of us are surgeons
Made in God’s image, just a better version
And breakin’ every Jello mold
And when we love someone, we take ’em to heaven
And if the shoe fits, we’re gonna buy 11
How we get it done, we like to keep ’em guessing
But secretly, we all know.”
I AM STARSTRUCK
FUN FACT: My Best GF, Highschool Sweetheart, once said to me, and I quote:
“Lance, You are so easily Starstruck.”
I had to beg to differ, but she was at least half-right–when I see talent combined with Beauty, I fall victim–it is a pleasant fall and an admitted failing of mine–I relish and truly appreciate people who add value and meaning to my life.
And Just For Reference:
I do hope Y’all Enjoyed Watching/Reading This Post As Much As I Loved Putting It Together.
LET’S JUST CALL IT “A LABOUR OF LOVE,” IF YOU WILL.
Cheers Y’all!
JUNE CARTER NEVER GOT THE FAME SHE DESERED
WITHOUT HER
THERE WOULD NEVER BEEN ANY
FUCKIN’
JOHNNY CASH!
Thanks to John Coyote for turnning me on to this one!
https://johncoyote.wordpress.com/
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Awright!
I’m ‘Over’ My Rant for Now
But WP!
Don’t git too comfortable!
I ain’t Near done wid you yet.
I just needed to come up for some fucking air!
Becuz, quite frankly,
YOU
STINK
TO HIGH HEAVEN!
I FUCKING
ADORE
REESE!
She Lights
My
FIRES!
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AND BY THE MOTHER-FUCKER WAY!
HAY
(SEED)!
WHY IS MY INTERNET SO SLOW?!
I HAVE FIVE FUCKIN’ BARS
AND AM ON A RUNNING ON A
FOUR FUKKIN’
THOUSAND DOLLAR LAPTOP!
(No Bullshit! That’s what I paid for it! It has been to Iraq with me)
CHRIST-ON-A FUKKIN’ CRACKER!!!
Lance is Broken. Shit-A-Brick!: “Wonderful World of Worthy Writers.”
The DEVINE Miss M:
“The hardest thing a Man can do is to go against his own nature.”
–LAM
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But It Is A Work-In-Progress. Please ‘Bare’ Bear? W/Me More Over Rover, PPL Sent I. I’m drunk In Spite of What I Wrote Below,
I Really Am A Fan of Bobby Darin… “Ah So! Metta Mook.” What Does That Even Mean? Honestly, I Don’t Care. It Works For Me.
Who Am I Kidding?
No-One Ever Calls Me
(Unless They want Money)
I’m Sorry Y’all, but WordPress Is Fukkking Up This Post!
Believe Me!
I’m Peddling As Fast As I Can!
*****
Ref: https://texantales.com/2021/12/30/fuk-me-i-am-tryin-real-hard-to-be-happy/
*****
Mack et Al
Ladies,
Want Lance In Your Life?
“The Line Forms To the Right.”
Cred For Vid Share: shazi52 (And Bobby D.)
“Beyond the Sea”
Cred For Shared Vid: NRRArchives
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Scrazy Spacey
As Bobby Daring
“The King of Cool”
“Could It Be Our Boy’s Done Somethin’ Rash?”
Yes. It is in the Realm Of Possibility
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So Kevin Got ‘Cancelled’
For So Stupid ‘Indiscretions’
Ask Me How Many Fuks I Give.
Go AHEAD
I Love The Art;
Don’t Mean I Necessarily Love The ‘Artist’
*****
Ed. Note:
I’m Done Screwin’ Around
With This Post!
WordPress!
You win!
(For Now)
I Just Wanted to Add Credit to Alanis Morissette
“Please Try this One. It’s F*ckin’ Funny! Input/Output: Electricity! (With Apologies to Joni Mitchell)”
This Post is all F*cked Up.
Thank YOU Word-Press & Go To F*ck Yourself
JONI!
Creds: JoniJourney
“They’re Not Gonna Fix It Up Too Easy”
“Break-Down of the Century”
http://aussalorens.com/2014/07/10/ridiculous-on-the-job-injuries/
Malapterurus electricus- shock yer ass-officus
Video Credit: JoniJourney
(With Apologies to Robert M. Pirsig)
Cred: BlondieMusicOfficial
Rodeo Song, by Garry Lee and the Showdown
Cred for Vid Share: Manosphere Environment