The Abusive Muse

“Well, What’s the Story?”

“Well, There’s this pirate… In Truth, I Have Not Written a Word.”

Shakespeare in Love | ‘Romeo & Ethel’ (HD) – Joseph Fiennes, Geoffrey Rush | MIRAMAX



“Wake the fuck UP!”

“Who are you?”

“Your Muse.”

“Oh, I thought You That Delirium Tremens Monster.”

“No. He will be around later. Right now you have me.”

“Okay. Something on your mind?”

“Yes. You need to get up and write.”

“I am sleepy.”

“Time enough to sleep when you’re dead.”

“Really? We gonna go there?”

“Get your ass up; plant your ass on that chair. Hit the keyboard. Write!”

“Don’t wanna.”

“’Want’ has nothing, and everything to do with this.”


To Be Continued…. 


Part two here

I Need To Write Some NEW Shite, But I’ve Got ‘Writer’s Blight/Blockage.’–‘Writer’s Constipation’ If You Will–Sir Will Shakespeare, I certainly Ain’t.

Is There An App For That?

Didn’t Think So!


Writer’s Blockage:

Cred for VID: Ivan Kander

Albert Finney – The Dresser

“Another Blank Page”



“Hey! I’m writing Here!”