P.S. This Post Has Become A Long-Ass-Long-Winded–Verbosity-Laden–Monstrosity– –If You Manage To Slog Through It, Send Me A Bill. I Promise To Reimburse Your Purse For Lost Time.
Hahaha!
“The Line Forms To The Right”
Credit: Bobby Darin
Just Take A Number & Have A Seat.
I’ll Get To You. By And Bye
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Aussie Wu-Flu Photo Below:
Really Upsets Me, Because Last Time I Visited There,
Back in ’89 halfway into my last WestPAC (Western Pacific Deployment) bobbing about in the Pacific, onboard the USS Frederick LST 1184, we had already spent much time in Subic Bay, Hong Kong, Guam, Korea, Fuk-Ya-Mama Japan, and possible some other ‘Ornamental’ ports I do not recall.
USS Fred: LST 1184:
Well, we were steaming along in the South Pacific one day when word came down the pike that we had new orders to sail to Sydney.
What?
What?!
Hell Yes!
“But why?” I asked the first ‘Old-Salty-Squiddy’ I could find.
“Some idiots from a tin can (destroyer) dropped a pallet of high explosives on top of the Great Barrier Reef. We have to go retrieve it before shit jumps off. That reef is some kind of fuckin’ national park or something.”
“Why us?”
“Who the fuck knows? Who the fuck cares? We get to go to Australia! Australia! In Australia, they still LOVE us. There is this thing they do. It’s called ‘Rent-A-Sailor’ and you’ll see.”
“Hell you talking about? ‘Rent-A-Sailor’?”
“When we dock, there will be tons of women on the pier to greet us. They will all have paid real money to ‘host’ us while we are there. They love us. Maybe ‘cause we saved them from the Japs back in doubya doubya two.”
Hostesses for the Most of Us
“I see your point. Sounds great!”
“Just wait. You’ll see,” he said againbreathlessly. I must admit, his excitement was contagious.
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Now, do not get me wong (wrong). I love Southern Pacific Eastern ‘Ornamental’ Women and this is well-documented, but I, we, all of us, were in the mood for a female change of scenery. We wanted to see some ‘Round-Eyes.’ And before anyone accuses me of being ‘racist’ you may want to do some research on my blog—this one—and then get back to me.
I have not the words to quantify nor describe how much value this wonderfully talented, brilliant woman has added to my life.
And she is Canadian!
NOT Texican!
Go Figger!
I LOVE her in spite of that.
Hahahaha.
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Must Must Must Watch if Nothing Else.
Fucking Brilliance in a Box
Pandora’s Box:
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You will have to ‘rewind’ this one because YouBoob is fucking stupid.
Sorry.
I cannot fix it.
And the file is 355 fucking megabytes to download.
Fuck Fuck Fuck!
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Julie Nolke began her career as a YouTuber in 2011. She joined the video-sharing site on October 3 while she was still a university student. She began posting comedy videos on the channel which slowly began attracting more and more views over time.
She currently posts movie sketches and recipe tutorials and writes her script. Her videos have been viewed for more than 37 million times and her channel currently has more than 450 thousand subscribers. The number seems to be growing day by day as her videos are very funny and entertaining a lot of people all over the world.
And All Yer Fauci-Ouchies & CDC! CDC Fuk U As Well. Go to Hell!
Salt Man On Monkeys:
Fuk U CDC!
I’m Livin’ My Life!
Take Your Quarantine
And
Shove it
Up Yer Azz!
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WuFlu Without Borders!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
“On The Border”
Cred: Al Stewart
LMFAO!!
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P.S., If any one of my readers has lost a loved one to this virus, I am so sorry. This is just a frivolous, smart-ass’d tongue-in-cheek post. Constructed for Humor–That’s All. Mocking the hysteria
“The Brilliance & Salaciousness/Sagacious-Mess & Just Pure D Funniness That is Julie Nolke!
I love her more than CASH Money!”
I have not the words to quantify nor describe how much value this wonderfully talented, brilliant woman has added to my life.
And she is Canadian!
NOT Texican!
Go Figger!
I LOVE her in spite of that!
Hahahaha!
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Must Must Must Watch if Nothing Else!
Fucking Brilliance in a Box
Pandora’s Box!
(ft. Anna Akana)
“Your Definition of “Pretty Big Deal” is gonna Change
Julie on 2020
The Year That Wasn’t
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You will have to ‘rewind’ this one because YouBoob is fucking stupid.
Sorry.
I cannot fix it.
And the file is 355 fucking megabytes to download.
Fuck Fuck Fuck!
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Julie Nolke began her career as a YouTuber in 2011. She joined the video-sharing site on October 3 while she was still a university student. She began posting comedy videos on the channel which slowly began attracting more and more views over time.
She currently posts movie sketches and recipe tutorials and writes her script. Her videos have been viewed for more than 37 million times and her channel currently has more than 450 thousand subscribers.
The number seems to be growing day by day as her videos are very funny and entertaining a lot of people all over the world.
I have Not the words to Quantify Nor Describe How Much Value This Wonderfully Talented, Brilliant Woman has Added to My Life.
******
And She is Canadian!
NOT Texican!
Go Figger!
I LOVE Her in spite of All That That!
Hahahaha!
***
Must Must Must Watch if Nothing Else!
Fu*king Brilliance in a Box
Pandora’s Box!
***
You will have to ‘rewind’ this one because YouBoob is fuc#ing stupid.
Sorry.
I cannot fix it.
And the file is 355 fucking megabytes to download.
Fu*k F&ck Fuc$!
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Julie Nolke began her career as a YouTuber in 2011. She joined the video-sharing site on October 3 while she was still a university student. She began posting comedy videos on the channel which slowly began attracting more and more views over time.
She currently (Far as I Know….Been Some Time Since I Orig Posted This…) posts movie sketches and recipe tutorials and writes her script.
Her videos have been viewed for more than 37 million times and her channel currently has more than 450 thousand subscribers. The number seems to be growing day by day as her videos are very funny and entertaining a lot of people all over the world.
