Crocodile Dundee: “That’s not a knife: this is a Knife.”
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***** I love Australia As I Want To remember Her And All The Shelia’s:
25 Great Crocodile Dundee Quotes:
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But Until They Get Over Their
Stupid WuFlu Panic,
I Ain’t Gonna Go Back
Australia Geography/Australia Country Song:
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Land Down Yonder
Vid/Music Cred: Men at Work
Olivia Neutron Bomb
Easy-Greasy. Got A Long Way to Slide:
If My Wander-Lust Evah Return’eth,
I’m Goin’ To Ireland!
Irish Rovers-Drunken Sailor:
Perhaps I’ll Run Into Erin Burnett While There.
As She(s) Is Passing Through Oh Her Way Back To Scotland
I Could NEVER Get THAT Lucky!
Cred For Vid: Sara Cardoso
But Stranger Things Have Been Known To Happen… In My Life
Back in ’89 halfway into my last WestPAC (Western Pacific Deployment) bobbing about in the Pacific, onboard the USS Frederick LST 1184, we had already spent much time in Subic Bay, Hong Kong, Guam, Korea, Fuk-Ya-Mama Japan, and possible some other ‘Ornamental’ ports I do not recall.
USS Fred: LST 1184:
Well, we were steaming along in the South Pacific one day when word came down the pike that we had new orders to sail to Sydney.
“But why?” I asked the first ‘Old-Salty-Squiddy’ I could find.
“Some idiots from a tin can (destroyer) dropped a pallet of high explosives on top of the Great Barrier Reef. We have to go retrieve it before shit jumps off. That reef is some kind of fuckin’ national park or something.”
“Who the fuck knows? Who the fuck cares? We get to go to Australia! Australia! In Australia, they still LOVE us. There is this thing they do. It’s called ‘Rent-A-Sailor’ and you’ll see.”
“Hell you talking about? ‘Rent-A-Sailor’?”
“When we dock, there will be tons of women on the pier to greet us. They will all have paid real money to ‘host’ us while we are there. They love us. Maybe ‘cause we saved them from the Japs back in doubya doubya two.”
Hostesses for the Most of Us
“I see your point. Sounds great!”
“Just wait. You’ll see,” he said againbreathlessly. I must admit, his excitement was contagious.
Now, do not get me wong (wrong). I love Southern Pacific Eastern ‘Ornamental’ Women and this is well-documented, but I, we, all of us, were in the mood for a female change of scenery. We wanted to see some ‘Round-Eyes.’ And before anyone accuses me of being ‘racist’ you may want to do some research on my blog—this one—and then get back to me.
All that shit spake…
We turned the Freddy Southbound-and-Down toward Sydney. Estimated steaming time to Australia: three days.
We were all very excited.
I Went looking for the ship’s barber to get me gussied up…
I have not the words to quantify nor describe how much value this wonderfully talented, brilliant woman has added to my life.
And she is Canadian!
I LOVE her in spite of that!
Must Must Must Watch if Nothing Else!
Fucking Brilliance in a Box
You will have to ‘rewind’ this one because YouBoob is fucking stupid.
I cannot fix it.
And the file is 355 fucking megabytes to download.
Fuck Fuck Fuck!
Julie Nolke began her career as a YouTuber in 2011. She joined the video-sharing site on October 3 while she was still a university student. She began posting comedy videos on the channel which slowly began attracting more and more views over time. She currently posts movie sketches and recipe tutorials and writes her script. Her videos have been viewed for more than 37 million times and her channel currently has more than 450 thousand subscribers. The number seems to be growing day by day as her videos are very funny and entertaining a lot of people all over the world.