How did we ever become the Champion of the Free World?
The Bastion of Capitalism?
The Shining City on a Hill?
The Cradle of Modern Western Civilization?
Yeah Kids, Duck and Cover (and while you’re down there, kiss your ass goodbye.)
OK. I suppose it was ‘The Age of Innocence’ (Or maybe the ‘Age of Stupid People’)
I did those duck and cover drills just like everyone else.