Hey-Zeus! Spike It In The END Zone Bro. Then Come On Back Down To Earth Son. Check Us Out. See How We’re Doin’ Now
Get off of your Cloud
Dazed and Confused. Say me–Shit! Wrong song ref
“Lance, rent a brain–Yours is Null and Void”
My Life is A Cloudy Day. Okay?
Cred for vid: ABKCOVEVO
Reba?! Girl! Okie Gal! Really?
I Knew You When… Back then
Back when you were interesting
Now you’re just boring
“Come Back To God”
News Flash For Ya Reba McEntire: I was never ‘with’ YOUR God. Not in that ‘Biblical Sense’ nor any other kind of sense. Religion Is All Non-Sense
Boz My Man!
“Lowdown”
Jesus, it’s only been 2000+ years, For Christ’s Sake! (Sorry)
WTF else you got to do?
Count YOUR ‘Blessings? Play checkers with Daddy? Rest on your laurels? One and Done. That all you got?
What a gyp
Under achiever?
Or just lazy?
Lazy
Thought so. Well Man And Womankind need you to get up off yer laissez faire ass recliner-cloud and fulfill all them fake promises & Dry Dreams you promised. Been to Earth lately Jesus? Things are pretty fucked up is all I’m sayin’.
And P.S. I still love You Jesus. As a Good Man. Not as a Deity
Oh, and by the way Jesus, when I die, you gonna bring me back for a ‘do-over’?
No? Then you are of no use to me. Don’t let the manger door hit yer ass on your way out (That one you rode in on halfway to Jerusalem) Oh, and I have always wondered, was that ass a purchase or a rental?
Shalom & Allahu Akbar
Silent Eyes
Halfway to Jerusalem
(Yes. Your ‘Humble’ Author has been to Jerusalem–Many Times)
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My Blog is no longer an aversion
Nor a version
of a virgin
Therefore, since I am leaving soon
(Insha’Allah.. Joke: probably get killed for that one–Y’all know who I am here and on which side I fall upon–Atheist) I am not for lack of a term: ‘an Evangelical Atheist’.
I do not care what you believe or don’t believe. My only further statement is atheists can be moral and good people, just like theists. We can also be immoral and bad people, just like theists. And we can be some kind of combination of the two; just like theists.
Hopefully, that above statement loses me not any of my followers (save one: my mother), But if so this is Karma (and no! I am not Buddhist nor Hindi either), then I will adopt the philosophy of a great ‘blogger-man’ I admire, respect, follow, and really despise:
http://aopinionatedman.com/ (ed note: May, 31st: I am no longer a fan of the Lemmings. i.e., I do not follow OM no mas, mainly because even I, cannot be that charitable) And that is all I am gonna say ’bout that. If you want some more piercing eloquence of the subject, I happily direct you to ‘The shitstorm that is my life: (she is brilliance in a bottle:
We differ, but we are kindred in our discourse of difference. Opinionated Man says this, and I quote:
“My goal with this blog is to offend everyone in the world at least once with my words… so no one has a reason to have a heightened sense of themselves. We are all ignorant, we are all found wanting, we are all bad people sometimes.”
Now. This is not in my manifesto, but I do find me subscribing to it more and more, day by day. Not sure why, but I do think OM has a valid point here: He writes for HIM.
This, I understand. And this is my new path. (Now all I need do is find some more followers… to hit the trail with me 😉 )
But Imagine:
Try to
Therefore in the spirit of cleaning up hard disk drive space, I have nominated this post (the one on the next page–The ‘Hitch-Slap’ will remain as long as I have electricity and an internet connection) for permanent removal. (though I Love it daily..er…dearly..especially the video clip”
Drum Roll Please!
I heretofore nominate this post…
To be… In the Hunger Games!
As tribute.
What say you?!
Read it and kiss it’s ass goodbye!
Credit: Moki John
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCU8vs5ndzUv3ku6N2lm-ywA
“I’m just a simple sailor Son…
Credit: Lance (But you knew that)
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By way of an update: Goodness Gracious!
Not sure what got into my head last night while penning this post, but please let me assure you and endeavor to clarify: It was all in good fun. Some of the comments I received made me feel as if my sentiments were not properly taken in the spirit they were (so carefully?) thought out and given: My fault of course due to my lack of communication skills.
My point here is simply this: I do not judge folks and in fact, I do love all of humanity. I have always been pro-Every-Thing–just as long as your ‘ever’ thang’ don’t impose on my ever’ thang’. Or instill in me a desire to smack you with a dead fish.
I am pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, pro-black, pro-white, pro-red, pro-yellow, pro-brown, pro-albino, pro-short, pro-tall, pro-rich, (good for y’all), pro-North, pro-South, pro-poor, pro-homeless, pro-McMansion-ite, pro-freedom, pro-hippy, pro-military, pro-redneck, pro-freedom, pro-Texan, pro-Human.
Pretty much, as a species, I like us. (The occasional mass wars and genocide notewithstanding)
‘Live and let live’ That has always been me.
See, there I go again. Tripping over my…. Well, I do hope y’all understand. (Now I feel somewhat better. Hope it lasts.)
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About Last Night:
Searching for something poignant to blog, blather about.
Fail
My Muse is having a coffee…
Damn Muses! Caint trust ‘em. Caint shoot ‘em.
Caint kill ’em.
Anyway…
Pondering my life of last:
I swerved unto an idea:
“Post some more show tunes, Schmuck!”
Why not?
Okay. Here is mine for today:
I am not gay
Yet, I can do some ‘gay’ things. I have done what some would consider gay things. I have exhibited what some in my close circle would perceive as ‘gayness’.
Mostly having to do with my fondness of Musicals.
Yep. I said it: Musicals.
Rodgers and Hammerstein.
Love them all.
Lance as Capt. Von Trapp, 1974