I May Have Found Religion. Or It Found Me. Or We Found Each Other. –Can’t Say ‘Re-Born’–
Because I Wasn’t Born:
I Was Squeezed Out Of A Bar Rag
Seems The Ironic Joke Is On Me
Perhaps There Actually Is-A-God?
At This Point, I Am Ready To Believe In Just About ANYTHING
Lord Knows I’ve Been Wrong About Shit
Once or Twice Before
Ian Prowse sings:
‘Maybe There Is A God After All’
Cred For Vid: Liverpool Philharmonic
I Am Certainly Feeling Quite BLESS’D
Right About Now.
Or Maybe… I am Just Lucky
Please Allow Me To Explain:
I Ran Outta Booze Days Ago
Not Really a Big Hairy Deal
(Just As Long as DT Man Stayed Away–He Did–Thank Baby Hey Zeus)
But I Had
(Empty, Try Another)
Credit: The Lovely Joni Mitchell
This Was Bad Beyond BAD For Your Humble Author
I will have No Money Until The 10th of Never (SS Check June)
Copenhagen Cost Seven Bucks & Change Theses Days.
And Ninety Percent Of That Is State Tax!
Anyway, I had been drinking Lots of Coffee–trying to Keep My Sanity Intact and Tryin’ to keep My ‘Snuff Jones’ at Bay.
Running Low On Coffee, I remembered My Savannah GF had sent me a case of Instant Hot Chocolate.
So I went rummaging about in My ‘Chocolate Box’
And Lo & Behold!
FOUND THREE CANS O’ COPENHAGEN
Which I had apparently knocked into during an earlier inebriated state of Physical State and Forgotten All About.
Went Immediately Into MY HAPPY DANCE!
Pharrell Williams – Happy
JUDY GARLAND AND BARBRA STREISAND –
Happy Days Are Here Again
Cred For Vid Share: George John
Copenhagen & Copenhagen Angel Live Ned Ledoux:
Cred For Share: Ryan Horacek
First words out of my mouth–Spoken aloud in Fact–almost shouted:
“Hallelujah! Thank You GOD! Thank You JESUS!”
Oh Happy Day
Sister Act 2
Maybe There Is-A-God
This Changes EVERYTHING In-My-World-View!
I am A Simple Man:
Simple Wants, Simple Desires, Simple Dreams, Simple Addictions, Simple Character Flaws.
And Yes! I Am A Sinner
Just Ask My Maternal Grandmother.
Bitch Was Always Tryin’ To Shove A Bible Up-My-Ass
You’ll Need A Ouija Board–Bitch Done Been Dead
Hint: She’s The One On The