A poet of such piercing eloquence
But covered in misguided arrogance
He throws out the tweets
Then shits where he eats
Tainting once more, his relevance
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Just because I like it:
Monthly Archives: October 2017
Dear Mister Kim
Dear Mister Kim
I’m at it again
Love you to pieces
You sack of raw feces
You think you’re King Kong
‘Cause you’ve got The Big Bomb
But remember Kong’s Fate
He fell from Emp’ State
Shot down from a ‘bye’-plane
Not even an eye strain
We shot his dumb ass
Took only one pass
And Rat-a-tat-tat
Then he went splat
In flames he did tumble
No King of the Jungle
Your last act’s the same
We’re tired of your game
So here’s our fair warning
You’ll be in mourning
For loss of your State
And we’ll think that’s great
Goodbye North Korea
And that’s panacea
Our simple solution
To speed execution
No biplane comes knocking
Yet something more shocking
Is heading your way
You will rue the day
My rhyme’s now concluded
But don’t be deluded
The ending draws nigh
So say your goodbye
Your death’s coming soon
Mister Jong Un
God’s Favorite Mistake
“Lil Kim’s got the hydrogen bomb”
His news bitch announced in singsong
“He’ll mount it one day
“And launch it your way
“Then smartly fuck off to Hong Kong
“So rong!”
***
There once was a boy name of Kim
Who decided to act on a whim
He launched a big bomb
In the direction of Guam
And that was the ending of him!
***
In a Loon we call Kim Jong Un
The World sees a silly buffoon
But he put up his Dukes
Oh Fuck me; They’re Nukes!
And The World is now singing new tunes!
(So soon?)
Bonus Track: ‘A Celestial North Korea’
God’s Wisdom
(Apologies to Ogden Nash)
God in His wisdom let people die
God in His wisdom made them all fry
The People, they cried
Why Dear God Why?
God in His wisdom
All part of my Plan
Don’t ask me again
I am that I am
God in His wisdom
Boo Hoo and Boo Hoo
The People they cried,
Dear God, Oh Dear God,
Even We True?
God in His wisdom, Yes
Even you
God in His wisdom made sure we all knew
That God with His wisdom,
Is an Asshole
Tried and True Blue
And Jesus wept
Boo… Hoo!
For Barney
From the Mouth of Babes,
Unpretentious Honesty:
(RIP, My Old, Old, Old, Old Friend)
Barney’s not buyin’
The bullshit they’re tryin’
Space rock was his ending
Not God’s will unbending
They say the Big Bang
Just weren’t a real thang
They ‘know’ evolution’s
Not their solution
Yet science creates
Kids who think straight
It don’t take no sleuth
To find the true truth
Religion has pending
A major upending
Then faster than light
Their god turns to shite
For A Moment
Y’all know I have a Fatal Character Flaw:
“Weakness For Redheads.”
Well,
“Better Red Than Dead.”
He said.
Oh! Cinnamon Girl!
Vid Cred: Redhead Express
Vid Cred: Europa Scythia
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For A Moment
She spoke through my window
Smile and hair still aglow
“Your poem made me cry”
Didn’t even ask her ‘why’
Maybe she’d been moved
Some little pain removed
Someone’s caring care
Had taken it to bear
For a moment
Or merely felt encouraged
Not to be discouraged
Or maybe just persuaded
To feel cautiously elated
Or maybe just contented
By thoughts I had presented
Or words that I had written
Had left her slightly smitten
For a moment
But suddenly I knew
None of it were true
Never could it be
She and me, me and she…
Red gave way to green
Had to leave the scene
The traffic left behind
Some sadness for my mind
Hard truth in the knowing
That simp-ally bestowing
A poem wrapped in money
Makes me anybody’s Honey
For a moment
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Cinnamon Girl!
Oh Hell Yeah!
Old, geriatric rockers… Better than the shit we suffer thru today!
This MY Fantasy (Although True)
Do NOT trample on it!