(I really need to be….put down! For The Sake of hUMANITY — OR at LEAST That FRAGILE Future of What Pipe Dreams it fkkin’ harbors for its lame-ass-self…. shit! Ninety-nine and some chge of all creatures who ever walked or swam on this fukkin’ planet have gone xe-fukkin’ stink! You tink Homo-Sapiens are “special? Well a wink ias as good as a nod to a bling fuckin’ horse!
Some
Asshole
Out
in
:”Radio-
Land
Needs
to “Hip”
Me!
Becuz
I am doin’
This
Shit
in
My
tireless
Effort
To
Fucking
“Entertaine
Yer
Dumb
–
Assesses!
Please
Believer
When
I
say,
I have
Better
shit
I
i Could do
To
Occupy
My
Fucking
MIND
But
I love
to
try
to
brighten
Your day!
In
My
Simp,ly
Way!
I fukkin’
work
REAL FUKKING
HARD
at
IT
goggamn it!
I work real hard for the money!
That money
I need so
desparately
Need
But
would
Never
Ever!
Ask
You
For!
I suppose
All I would love
Is a
Little
Simlple
“Fuckin’ Thank – You”
mAYBE JUST once per year!
What do that cost you?
A fucking
Mouse miss-fire?
It is not my desire to write in a fuckin’ vacuum!
I am here to try to make you laugh!
Spend the time!
Drop a
fukkin’ dime
But….
Honestly!
I don’t
Give a shit
I write for me
The rest of y’all
can
go get
wrecked!
I won’t miss
Y’all!
For
What you
are
Trying
To
Fucking
DO!
I do NOT
Fuck about!
I am
SMART!
i HAVE been
’round
The fuckin’
Whurl!
Three
Fukkin’
Times!
Do
Y’aa
Think
I
Cannot
Better Find
Ways
To
Waste
My
Fukking time?
And my MIND?
BUT I LOVE
MY READERS!
ALL FIVE OF YOU!!!!
Yeah! I know I’m an asshole!
Git over
That!
Or Git away from me!
I aint
lookin’ for your
fukkink’ smyan-me!
Go on!
Be a FUCKING
PHOTOGRAPH!
I’LL Frame you
And
HANG
You
On
My
“I love Me Wall”
Then
Everytime I see
I
See
you
I
will
Laugh
My
Fuckin’
Ass
Off!
Do you honestly
Wish
me
Dead?
Pretty
Sure
I can
fullfill
That
Vain
Fantasy you have!
Fuck all of this!
I AM SO
SICK
OF
LANCE!
HE AIN’T FIT TO LIVE
WITH!
JUST CALL ME
“HUD!”
gODDAMMMMMNIT!
And…..
In
closing
Let
Me
Say
This
About
This!!!!
“It ain’t
Easy
Bein’
Lance”
And that
is
All
I
got
To
say
About
That!
I do realize
I have
Lost
My fukkin’
Mind!
But
I will
Find it
Again
SometimeIt
Was here
Just a minute ago
Could not
Have
Strayed
Far!
Maybe
I
Just
miss-placed
In
My Pocket!
“Insaniity”
is
JUST
A
Scare
Word
For
Cowards!
God-Fuckin-Zilla
Crit Drinker!
I wish I Were Fukkin’ GAY!
(Don’t Worry–GIRLS–I ain’t!)
But I FUKKIN’; LOVE YOU Crit Drinker Man! I fukkin’ LOVE YOU!
MY MAN! YOU NAIL IT EVER’ FUKKIN’ TIME! GODDAMN FUKKIN’ DAMN!
(I really need to be….put down! For The Sake of hUMANITY — OR at LEAST That FRAGILE Future of What Pipe Dreams it fkkin’ harbors for its lame-ass-self…. shit! Ninety-nine and some chge of all creatures who ever walked or swam on this fukkin’ planet have gone xe-fukkin’ stink! You tink Homo-Sapiens are “special? Well a wink ias as good as a nod to a bling fuckin’ horse!
Some
Asshole
Out
in
:”Radio-
Land
Needs
to “Hip”
Me!
Becuz
I am doin’
This
Shit
in
My
tireless
Effort
To
Fucking
“Entertaine
Yer
Dumb
–
Assesses!
Please
Believer
When
I
say,
I have
Better
shit
I
i Could do
To
Occupy
My
Fucking
MIND
But
I love
to
try
to
brighten
Your day!
In
My
Simp,ly
Way!
I fukkin’
work
REAL FUKKING
HARD
at
IT
goggamn it!
I work real hard for the money!
That money
I need so
desparately
Need
But
would
Never
Ever!
Ask
You
For!
I suppose
All I would love
Is a
Little
Simlple
“Fuckin’ Thank – You”
mAYBE JUST once per year!
What do that cost you?
A fucking
Mouse miss-fire?
It is not my desire to write in a fuckin’ vacuum!
I am here to try to make you laugh!
Spend the time!
Drop a
fukkin’ dime
But….
Honestly!
I don’t
Give a shit
I write for me
The rest of y’all
can
go get
wrecked!
I won’t miss
Y’all!
For
What you
are
Trying
To
Fucking
DO!
I do NOT
Fuck about!
I am
SMART!
i HAVE been
’round
The fuckin’
Whurl!
Three
Fukkin’
Times!
Do
Y’aa
Think
I
Cannot
Better Find
Ways
To
Waste
My
Fukking time?
And my MIND?
BUT I LOVE
MY READERS!
ALL FIVE OF YOU!!!!
Yeah! I know I’m an asshole!
Git over
That!
Or Git away from me!
I aint
lookin’ for your
fukkink’ smyan-me!
Go on!
Be a FUCKING
PHOTOGRAPH!
I’LL Frame you
And
HANG
You
On
My
“I love Me Wall”
Then
Everytime I see
I
See
you
I
will
Laugh
My
Fuckin’
Ass
Off!
Do you honestly
Wish
me
Dead?
Pretty
Sure
I can
fullfill
That
Vain
Fantasy you have!
Fuck all of this!
I AM SO
SICK
OF
LANCE!
HE AIN’T FIT TO LIVE
WITH!
JUST CALL ME
“HUD!”
gODDAMMMMMNIT!
And…..
In
closing
Let
Me
Say
This
About
This!!!!
“It ain’t
Easy
Bein’
Lance”
And that
is
All
I
got
To
say
About
That!
I do realize
I have
Lost
My fukkin’
Mind!
But
I will
Find it
Again
SometimeIt
Was here
Just a minute ago
Could not
Have
Strayed
Far!
Maybe
I
Just
miss-placed
In
My Pocket!
“Insaniity”
is
JUST
A
Scare
Word
For
Cowards!
God-Fuckin-Zilla
Crit Drinker!
I wish I Were Fukkin’ GAY!
(Don’t Worry–GIRLS–I ain’t!)
But I FUKKIN’; LOVE YOU Crit Drinker Man! I fukkin’ LOVE YOU!
MY MAN! YOU NAIL IT EVER’ FUKKIN’ TIME! GODDAMN FUKKIN’ DAMN!
(Ed Note: This Post is Becoming more and more about Melanie, and less and less about Dylan. My Original intent was to do a Dylan Bit. I Got Distracted)
The more I discover about this woman, the more I fall in fantasy love with her.
She is so fucking charming.
She captivates and fascinates.
My God! But she is a beautiful woman! “Mel, why did I NOT ever run into you?
I would have roo’d/woo’d you.” (Or tried to)
Street Cred for Vid: Navegantadelanave
*****
Would have given my best shot anyhow. (Such as that would’ve been at the time–my attention span was brief, but for you, I would have taken my time.
And worked ‘The Problem’ I had with my infatuation)
“I wish I could find a good book to live in.”
–Melanie
(Actually I have one. It is entitled “The Complete Works of Shakespeare.”) I am gonna live there.
