–I Am Stealing This Line From One Of My ‘Favorite’ Ex-Wives… Lisa, The University English Professor. My ‘Teacher’–Once Upon-A-Dime. Until I Fu*ked Her & Marred, er… Married Her.
Jimmy Buffett – Tryin to Reason with Hurricane Season
Cred for Vid–I’ll Find It, But Not Today–-OK?
Vid Share Credit: Retrospective Soundtrack
(An aside: Make No Mistake Katherine Ross is The Most Beautiful Woman In The History of “Woman.”—Precisely Why My MS Muse is Moniker’ed “Katherine.”)
And “The Graduate” is one of the Greatest Movies Ever Made.—Don’t Believe Me?—Just Ask My Muse, Katherine. She’ll Set You Straight as you are picking yourself up off the floor. (Remember, She has that Devastation Right Hook. And, Trust me on this: She Does Not Suffer Fools)
Woke up in Total Darkness
And To The Sound of Silence.
No CNN White Noise.
No computer purring/whirring.
Not even MS Muse Snoring.
WTF?!
Power was out!
Looked out my back door.
Then it all made sense.
Shut the door and went back inside.
Fumbled around and found my flashlight.
Discovered a note pinned to my pillow.
It was from MS Muse (Who else?)
It Read:
“Hey Asshole, (She is so sweet), I am mounting my broom and flying the fuck outta this dump. You may reach me at The Magnuson Hotel (they have a backup generator) once you get this shit sorted and the lights back on.
Meantime, Light a candle and continue working.
I’m watching you. Never think I’m not”
First time I heard this Bill Withers’ Masterpiece, the Radio Man came on immediately after the song had finished and provided his ‘insight:’
He said,
“I counted the ‘I know, I know, I know’s’
Twenty-Four.
And you’re welcome.”
I had to laugh because I was tryin’ to count them too.
I lost count and failed. DJ Man succeeded.
Guess that was why he was spinning recordsfor money.
And I was spinning my wheels in Small-Town Texas World.
