Video Credit: GuerrillaDivision
More Sarah and Lenny Here:
https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/
“Lenny Bruce Comes Clean on Arrests, Dope, and Some Other Stuff”
Please Enjoy
Video Credit: GuerrillaDivision
And Since Y’all Have Been So Good To Us Here at TT&H, Here is a Bonus.
“I’m Fucking Matt Damon.” (“She’s Fucking Matt Damon”)
More Lenny Here:
https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/
And since I slacked off on Yesterday’s ‘Two For Tuesday’, Here is Sarah Now, but be thee forewarned: This may offend some in the audience. (Ha! Who am I kidding!? If you have stayed with TT&H this long, well you probably are not so easily offended)
https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/
Here is Lenny
Know Him. Love Him. Know & Love Thyself
“The “what should be” never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no “what should be,” there is only what is.”
“A lot of people say to me, `Why did you kill Christ?’ I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.”
–Lenny Bruce
More Lenny Found Here:
https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/
Credit:
Lenny sends his regrets, but he had a conflict and couldn’t make it.
Happily, Sarah was available and graciously agreed to stand in.
Anyway, Here is your ‘Daily Lenny’, with the lovely and irreverently wonderful Sarah Silverman.
https://www.youtube.com/user/JashNetwork
More Sarah and Lenny Here:
https://texantales.com/category/sarah/
Hope you enjoy.
“If you live in New York, even if you’re Catholic, you’re Jewish”
― Lenny Bruce
More Lenny & Sarah Here:
https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/
https://texantales.com/category/sarah/
TEXAS:
lenny-bruce-by-oliver-lake-lakeillustration
More Lenny & Sarah here:
Lenny: https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/
Sarah: https://texantales.com/category/sarah/
Yes.
Today.
It was rather singed about the edges (not sure why), but I was able to resurrect most of it, and I with sincere humility transcribe it here:
Dear Mister Marcom (I love it when I am called ‘Mister’)
Mister Marcom,
I am certainly honored that you continue to plagiarize my work.
However, you do not seem to be getting much ‘play’.
Perhaps you need to advertise.
(or just fuck off and call it a ‘draw’. You choose.)
Has been my experience that contempoursely contemporary shit sells better. Maybe you should just go with Sarah? Hell! All us Jews look alike, n’est-ce-pas?
And of course I just had to hit that ‘reply’ button:
Dear Mister Bruce,
Hey! How’s the weather?
Frivolities out of the way…
I will continue to ‘Post’ You
And, yes, Sarah too
And thanks for the pepperoni.
Yer Fan,
Lancers
I am going to link here below the beginning of a post most of you ‘newbies’ have not yet read.
Anyhow, find it here below. And after the ‘initial’, if you dare, follow the Yellow Brick Road: “Lance, You Lie.”
Now, some of Y’all may ask yourselves, “Why is Lance crazy? Why does he tempt fate? What-so-ever is wrong with Lance?”
Well, I will tell Y’all:
Nothing.
Nothing but the plain and simple fact that… well, Y’all go ‘head on and figger that one out for yer own selfs.
Anyway, and without further much ado ’bout nothin’, here is yer Daily Lenny:
Lancer
Oh, and more Lenny (and Sarah) here below:
https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/
https://texantales.com/category/sarah/
and in case you got lost in the uptake, here it is once again:
Oh and Goddamn!
I almost forgot the Sarah! Here she is (my bad):
And I just throw in the below as a shameless promotion:
It is a vain post. Read at your own annoyance.
More Sarah Here:
https://texantales.com/category/sarah/
More Lenny Here:
https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/
Quite a bit of Yiddish (and Jewish) in this bit.
(love it)
Here ya go:
And Thanks For Listening
More Lenny Here:
https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/
Bonus:
Sarah!
Peace, Beers, and Cheers.
More Lenny (and Sarah) Here:
https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/
Who says there ain’t no such thing as reincarnation?
Here Ya Go:
“You think I’m gonna sit here and smile while some fuckin’ kike tries to fuck my mother?”
–American History X
More Sarah Here:
I recently discovered my posts are all over the place:
(under my bed, in the laundry hamper, in the shitter, the garage, the liter (sic) box, et cetera)
I guess this is just how I must roll.
Sincerely aspire to not pissing anyone off.
But,
If I did/do,
There is still a chance for at redemption.
Tomorrow
Maybe
By God’s Grace
Possibly
We’ll see…
Cheers Y’all
The only video of Lenny (real good video) is from when he was near death. He was most assuredly not at his ‘best’.
But this is all we have.
So we must run with it, because, in my not-so-humble-opinion, his worst was better than the best of Cable Guy, Foxworthy, and even fellow-Texan, Ron White. But that is just me. The only ones who can compare in my mind are George Carlin and Richard Pryor, and possibly Sarah Silverman or Sandra Bernhard.
And Thanks For Your Visit.
More Lenny Discovered Here
https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/
Stealthily…
Lenny sends his regrets, but he had a conflict and couldn’t make it.
Happily, Sarah was available and graciously agreed to stand in.
Anyway, Here is your ‘Daily Lenny’, with the lovely and irreverently wonderful Sarah Silverman.
https://www.youtube.com/user/JashNetwork
Thank you for your visit, and comments are encouraged, welcomed, and desired.
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