Daily Lenny: Miami Kidnap. Or Shark Bit Me. Truth Is/ I Just Got Reee-leased From Hospital–Again! Story At Eleven…. Oh, And By The Way, I am Being Evicted–Once Again. What is Wrong With These People?

The Hits, They Just Keep On A-Comin’

Welcome To MY World!

Why Me Lord?

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Denis Leary – Asshole

Quite a bit of Yiddish (and Jewish) in this bit.

(love it)

Here ya go:

Young Lenny

And Thanks For Listening

More Lenny Here:

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Bonus:

Sarah!

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Daily Lenny: ‘Contemporaries’, or ‘Flamboyant Times’

I’m pretty certain this bit is from his ‘concert’ at Carnegie Hall.

Hope you enjoy.

And here is some of the Carnegie Hall Performance (Thanks to Theo Cas for posting this one on YouTube)

Thank Y’all for putting up with my Lenny Obsessions

More Lenny Here: http://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

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Daily Lenny: Jewish Theatre

Hail and Well Met My Fellow Lenny-ites!

For your Joy & Listening Pleasure

Here is today’s Lenny Bruce!


Hoffman as Lenny

So take a break from writing that-soon-to-go-viral post that we all have in us, 

“For, No Profit Grows Where is no Pleasure Ta’en”

And since I slacked off on Yesterday’s ‘Two For Tuesday’, Here is Sarah Now, but be thee forewarned: This may offend some in the audience. (Ha! Who am I kidding!? If you have stayed with TT&H this long, well you probably are not so easily offended)

Thank Y’all for your visit.

More Lenny & Sarah Here:

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Daily Lenny: Know Your Audience

Good Advice For Bloggers, I Suppose…

“Know Your Audience(s)”

Here is Lenny 

Know Him. Love Him. Know & Love Thyself

“The “what should be” never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no “what should be,” there is only what is.”

“A lot of people say to me, `Why did you kill Christ?’ I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.”

–Lenny Bruce

Lenny Finger

Thank You for visiting my Blog

More Lenny Found Here:

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And has become my wont, here is some Sarah to get you through the rest of your weekend:

Credit: 

ChelseaLately

 

Daily Lenny: Health Food, Healthy Eating, and Drugs: Your Choice

Friends! Bloggers! Readers! (Readers?)

Lend Lenny Some Ears! (Hell! It is mono; only one ear is requisite)

Get out of your comfort zone and listen up:

(May be esoteric to some. I cannot continue to do the heavy lifting)

That was a joke in good humor, by the way.

Hope you listen.

tofu

 

More Lenny/Sarah Here:

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And “Toda Raba” (that is Hebrew, I think) for visiting.

Shalom

 

 

Daily Lenny: John Kennedy, War Criminal?

The Much Anticipated Daily Lenny!

More Lenny Here:

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Bonus Track: Uncle Bob

Uncle Bob

And Thanks For Visiting

Dustin Hoffman as Lenny Bruce

Dustin Hoffman as Lenny Bruce