Daily Lenny: Health Food, Healthy Eating, and Drugs: Your Choice

Friends! Bloggers! Readers! (Readers?)

Lend Lenny Some Ears! (Hell! It is mono; only one ear is requisite)

Get out of your comfort zone and listen up:

(May be esoteric to some. I cannot continue to do the heavy lifting)

That was a joke in good humor, by the way.

Hope you listen.

tofu

 

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And “Toda Raba” (that is Hebrew, I think) for visiting.

Shalom

 

 

Daily Lenny: ‘Selective Idioms’ with Bonus Sarah Silverman

Two-Fer Tuesday:

Lenny & Sarah

sarah-silverman-the-walking-dead_3891332 Poster Lenny

 Hope you enjoy.

Lenny: Selective Idioms:

“If you live in New York, even if you’re Catholic, you’re Jewish” 
 Lenny Bruce

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As Perpetual: Thank You for Your Visit

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TEXAS:

TEXAS:
We Are Not Just About Arrogant Assholes Anymore
(Well, Maybe We Are)

 

Daily Lenny: Non Skeddo Flies Again

Hail Yeah and Happy Monday (Ughh!)

Please drop a time.

Take some time. 

Have some ‘shine’ (Preferably in a Mason Jar)

And listen to Lenny.

You will laugh and it really won’t cost you one dime (Just send One Dollar, Postal Money Order…)

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Here is some wisdom from Sarah:

Your Visit is Appreciated.

More Lenny & Sarah here:

Lenny: https://texantales.com/category/lenny-bruce/

Sarah: https://texantales.com/category/sarah/

 

 

 

Daily Lenny: The Phone Company

Okay, this is horribly dated, but… some of you out there will relate, like me (showing one’s age)

Please enjoy:

phone

More Lenny Here:

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And Hey! 

Thanks for stopping by.

And just as I like to ‘stir’ the melting pot… there is this: (no one will listen anyhow)

Daily Lenny: “Make Me A Malted”

“OK! You’re a Malted!”

Jeanni and Tony

Friends, Ladies, Gentlemen, Gentiles, Comrades…

Here is The Daily Lenny:

D’Jinni in the Candy Store:

Thank you for listening.

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Daily Lenny: Refused Service or Served As Refuse

Daily Lenny Below:

Please Enjoy

(I Think Lenny Lost his Mind during this bit Hahaha)

“I’ve done a curs’d thing.”

C. Theater

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EYE Rock

This is a Post Waiting to Happen

Daily Lenny: Hot Lead Enema

Daily Lenny Below:

“Would you sell out your country?”

Peace

 

Thanks for listening.

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Daily Lenny: Miami, or Don’t Hit That Shark In The Nose

Below you will find The Daily Lenny:

Miami, or

Don’t Hit That Shark in the Nose (You will probably just piss him off)

Shark in nose

 

 

Electric Chairs

Thank you for listening.

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