Michelle Phillips is such a petite, beautiful lady.
Love You Cass Elliot et al–Wonderful Talent in This Group
What Would You Say Now Joni?
Dearest Joni, Pretty sure California has broken your Heart as it has mine. I love you Joni for this magical Song–and for ALL of your Magical Songs–You are such an important part of my life. And you will always remain, holding a very special place in my heart.
Until Death do us part. I hope I go first. I do not wish to live in a world without you, Joni Mitchell
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Moving on–My fawning desire over Joni, for now, sated
(But trust me: It will resurface, and probably much sooner than later)
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And this Saddens Me. Me, The Eternal Cock-Eyed Optimist, But Some things Are Perma-Broken and I see no Chance of Fixing Them Anytime soon.Please Allow Me To Re-iterate: My Old Heart is BROKEN.
Ethiopian refugees who fled Tigray region, queue to receives treatment within the Fashaga camp on the Sudan-Ethiopia border, in Kassala state, Sudan December 14, 2020. REUTERS/Mohamed Nureldin Abdallah
Not Fake:
Never Fake:
Joni Darlin’ you are for reals
The below powerful vid, put together by Leeshan is amotherfucking ‘must-watch’, otherwise you got no business here.
You miss the entire fu*king point of the exercise.
Your top soil flies away…
People die.
Best best best written lines from Joni’s song:
“A T.V. star with a P.R. smile Calls your baby “it” while strolling Through your tragic trials On and on–stupidity”
Angelina Jolly… go fu*k yerself! Sanctimonious Bitch! Take that asshole you married with you…..Brad something or other — who left a wonderful wife, Jennifer, for a whore! Not much more. Whore. Naw! Slut. Bitch! Naw…..
Fuk this. I respect your father. He made great movies. Fuck have you done? Lara Croft? With your fake tits? Gimme a fucking break! Go get wrecked! You cannot ‘act’ your way out of a paper sack.
You will NEVER ever live up to this performance. Guess your nut fell too far from the fucking tree…. next county….state….world….
“Uh. Lance? Don’t sugar-coat it; tell us how you really feel.”
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Midnight is All Right
This Filmis so….
“Texas!”
‘Midnight Cowboy’ Only X-Rated Movie to Ever Win An Oscar–Not that any of that matters, but, it still makes me smile inside to think about all the pompous asses in Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Morons
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“Midnight Cowboy was the first and only X-rated film to win the Academy Award for best picture, a fact that’s useful to know on trivia night, but otherwise needs to be appended by about five or six asterisks. The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) originally rated the film an R, changed it to an X for its depiction of prostitution and homosexuality, and then changed it back to an R only two years later, a tacit acknowledgement that the board had gotten it right the first time.
Seeing the film today, 50 years later, the ratings controversy seems all the more curious, given the relative timidity of its nude scenes and a gay hustle at a Times Square theater that’s all uncomfortable glances and implication.”
I LOVE NYC (or at least my fantasy nostalgic version of it from The Forties) For Lance, The New Year Only Begins when New York City drops that Big Ball in Times’ Square. This year they ‘Dropped the Proverbial Ball.”
(Or did drop the Actual Beautiful Big Shiny Ball–I honestly don’t know–Because–CNN)
And chose to broadcast fucking car commercials instead. Fuck you NYC! I am finally so OVER You! (I am gonna remain in Texas.) IF they did actually literally drop the Big Ball, fuck you CNN because you did NOT SHOW it. Fucked up my New Years’ EVE Experience Fuck you CNN! (If anyone can find a video of the Ball Drop from tonight, 2020, if there actually is one, please send it to me—I wanna see it) I am so pissed that I don’t even wanna watch Lame-Ass Don Lemon get drunk.
(What a Fucking IDIOT Moron HE is, but THAT IS A DIFFERENT POST)
From a recent Facefuk Post of Mine:
“I CANNOT wait to watch DON LEMON make a complete and absolute ass/fool of himself tonight.
He never fails to ‘deliver.’ And make me LMFAO!
(Watching CNN ‘do’ NEW YEARS EVE has become a Lance Marcom ‘Family Tradition.’)”
Fuck it!
The Magic is GONE! Not a propitious beginning for 2021! I fear we are gonna be more properly FUCKED than we already are…. We got No Karma to cash in.
The below is a powerfully, passionate, Magical rendition of one of my all-time favorite songs. Way to Go Liza!
“Liza with A ‘Z’”
(Only ‘true’ Liza Fans will Catch the reference) Bravo! I have always loved you ‘Lisa’…
Opps! Sorry! Oh of course, only real Liza fans will get the joke. (But of course, you already know that)
OK. Just gonna throw this in for reference (This post is all over the place. Unlikely I will ever ‘come back’ and clean it up)
Anyway… more on Liza:
“Liza with a ‘Z’. Not ‘Lisa’ with an ‘S’” –Liza (Old album of hers that I wore out listening to over and over and over and over again.)
I love you Liza!
This Rare Time, The ‘Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences’
Got it Right:
Life is a Fucking Cabaret. Try Living it!
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Oh! And lest I forget to drop this in:
I also laugh my ass off watching these Bobbsey Twin Idiots: Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper CNN, You are a FUCKING JOKE! I don’t want to be unkind, but these two assholes wear me out with their fake, forced banter.
FUCK YOU CNN!
I drop in something more “Happy” and “Upbeat” Below
FUCK TWENTY-TWENTY VISION!
(I have reading glasses–I can see the truth)
FUCK 2020!
(And YOUR lack of Compassion for Humanity)
“Hey Twenty-Twenty One!
Don’t make me angry.
You won’t like me when I’m angry.”
(Just trust me on this and keep your mouth shut and your ears open)
And of course, I am the quintessential ‘Dancing Clown’
(This should go without saying)
There has never been, nor never will be, a woman in ‘my life’–virtual or otherwise–that I will love more than Joni.
And if you have ‘groan-tired’ of me bangin on about Joni you are visiting the wrong blog.
“Cherchez la femme Whenever love comes around Someone’s a dancin’ clown Cherchez la femme Whenever hearts start to pound Someone’s a dancin’ clown”
I’m just a-sittin’ here, tryin’ to get drunker ‘n’ Cooter Brown.
And BTW, Who The Fu*k is ‘Cooter Brown’?
Found Him!
Bears a Striking Resemblance to Your
Humble Raconteur
(Ain’t He Precious & Cute & Cuddly?)
HaHaHa!
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I LOVE NYC (or at least my fantasy nostalgic version of it from The Forties) For Lance, The New Year Only Begins when New York City drops that Big Ball in Times’ Square. This year they ‘Dropped the Proverbial Ball.”
(Or did drop the Actual Beautiful Big Shiny Ball–I honestly don’t know–Because–CNN)
And chose to broadcast fucking car commercials instead. Fu*k you NYC! I am finally so OVER You! (I am gonna remain in Texas.) IF they did actually literally drop the Big Ball, fuck you CNN because you did NOT SHOW it. Fucked up my New Years’ EVE Experience Fu*k you CNN! (If anyone can find a video of the Ball Drop from tonight, 2020, if there actually is one, please send it to me—I wanna see it) I am so pissed that I don’t even wanna watch Lame-Ass Don Lemon get drunk.
(What a Fuckkking IDIOT Moron HE is, but THAT IS A DIFFERENT POST)
From a recent Facefuk Post of Mine:
“I CANNOT wait to watch DON LEMON make a complete and absolute ass/fool of himself tonight.
He never fails to ‘deliver.’ And make me LMFAO!
(Watching CNN ‘do’ NEW YEARS EVE has become a Lance Marcom ‘Family Tradition.’)”
Fu*k it!
The Magic is GONE! Not a propitious beginning for 21! I fear we are gonna be more properly FU*KED than we already are…. We got No Karma to cash in.
I LOVE Liza—Jusr Caint Hep it!
The below is a powerfully, passionate, Magical rendition of one of my all-time favorite songs. Way to Go Liza!
“Liza with A ‘Z’”
(Only ‘true’ Liza Fans will Catch the reference) Bravo! I have always loved you ‘Lisa’…
Opps! Sorry! Oh of course, only real Liza fans will get the joke. (But of course, you already know that)
OK. Just gonna throw this in for reference (This post is all over the place. Unlikely I will ever ‘come back’ and clean it up)
Anyway… more on Liza:
“Liza with a ‘Z’. Not ‘Lisa’ with an ‘S’” –Liza (Old album of hers that I wore out listening to over and over and over and over again.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWURas7fYwk
I love you Liza!
This Rare Time, The ‘Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences’
Got it Right:
Life is a Fucking Cabaret. Try Living it!
*******
Oh! And lest I forget to drop this in:
I also laugh my ass off watching these Bobbsey Twin Idiots: Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper CNN, You are a FU*KING JOKE! I don’t want to be unkind, but these two assholes wear me out with their fake, forced banter.
FUCK YOU CNN!
I drop in something more “Happy” and “Upbeat” Below
FUCK TWENTY-TWENTY VISION!
(I have reading glasses–I can see the truth)
FUCK 2020!
(And YOUR lack of Compassion for Humanity)
“Hey Twenty-Twenty One!
Don’t make me angry.
You won’t like me when I’m angry.”
(Just trust me on this and keep your mouth shut and your ears open)
And of course, I am the quintessential ‘Dancing Clown’
(This should go without saying)
There has never been, nor never will be, a woman in ‘my life’–virtual or otherwise–that I will love more than Joni.
And if you have ‘groan-tired’ of me bangin’ on about (Joan) Joni you are visiting the wrong blog. Go Away!
“Cherchez la femme Whenever love comes around Someone’s a dancin’ clown Cherchez la femme Whenever hearts start to pound Someone’s a dancin’ clown”
Below is just a ‘Short’ Collection of a Few of My Favorite ‘Things‘
My Humble Tributeto All The Girls
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I Really Do LOVE You Stevie!You’re the Best of All the Rest.
I Adore You Stevie Nicks! (In Spite of my Recent (playful) Bashings of you)
“Well, I’ve been afraid of changin’ ‘Cause I’ve built my life around you But time makes you bolder Even children get older And I’m getting older too Oh! I’m getting older too”
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Let’s Get On With it. Shall we?
“I Just Try To Think Of Nice Things”
Always Been My Philosophy
Angela Cartwright: My Favorite Teenybopper Crush:
“I Regret Nothing”
–Edith
“They put in a Nickle and they want a Dollar Song.”
Beautiful, Beautiful Joni
“When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go…”
Sexy Grace
I tried to make a ‘short’ list of all the women whom I love and admire:
“Christine has such a rich, deep down dark chocolate voice . I love her”
–Lance Marcom, Circa 2021
(Stevie is such a condescending little bitch during this video—Watch it closely.Then you will see what I see)
Song-Bird! No Shit!
Cher! She’s All There: The Whole Perfection Package.
Carly!
Bat-Shit Crazy & Wild Tanya. I Love Her Like Cash Money!
Bella Madonna!
Babs!
Joni!!
Grace!
I have not the words to describe how I love this woman.
Catherine! Zeta-Jones!
Love YOU Girl!Lanie!
Linda Baby!
K.D. Yes!
Jill Clayburgh!
First time I saw The movie (Silver Streak) at the Grove Theatre, I thought Jill Clayburgh one of the Most Beautiful and Charming Women in the Entire World. (And I still Do)
Dolly, A Natural, National Charmer Treasure:
Holly!
“Judy Judy JUDY!”
(SORRY, Cary Grant, And Rock Hudson)
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Liza!
Dorothy: Epitome of The Perfect American Woman
Vid Creation Cred: Wat Bradford
CamilaDarling!
Sexy Shakira!
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And This Beat Goes On…
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I ‘Construct’ My Posts to Entertain.
No other hidden desire resides within me.
If you have come this far, I hope you enjoyed this post at least half as much as I enjoyed constructing it.
