Below is just a ‘Short’ Collection of a Few of My Favorite ‘Things‘
My Humble Tributeto All The Girls
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I Really Do LOVE You Stevie!You’re the Best of All the Rest.
I Adore You Stevie Nicks! (In Spite of my Recent (playful) Bashings of you)
“Well, I’ve been afraid of changin’ ‘Cause I’ve built my life around you But time makes you bolder Even children get older And I’m getting older too Oh! I’m getting older too”
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Let’s Get On With it. Shall we?
“I Regret Nothing”
—Edith
“They put in a Nickle and they want a Dollar Song.”
Beautiful, Beautiful Joni
“When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go…”
Sexy Grace
I tried to make a ‘short’ list of all the women whom I love and admire:
“Christine has such a rich, deep down dark chocolate voice . I love her”
–Lance Marcom, Circa 2021
(Stevie is such a condescending little bitch during this video—Watch it closely.Then you will see what I see)
Song-Bird! No Shit!
Cher! She’s All There: The Whole Perfection Package.
Carly!
Bat-Shit Crazy & Wild Tanya. I Love Her Like Cash Money!
Bella Madonna!
Babs!
Joni!!
Grace!
I have not the words to describe how I love this woman.
Catherine! Zeta-Jones!
Love YOU Girl!Lanie!
Linda Baby!
K.D. Yes!
Jill Clayburgh!
First time I saw The movie (Silver Streak) at the Grove Theatre, I thought Jill Clayburgh one of the Most Beautiful and Charming Women in the Entire World. (And I still Do)
Dolly, A Natural, National Charmer Treasure:
Holly!
“Judy Judy JUDY!”
(SORRY, Cary Grant, And Rock Hudson)
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Liza!
Dorothy: Epitome of The Perfect American Woman
Vid Creation Cred: Wat Bradford
CamilaDarling!
Sexy Shakira!
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And This Beat Goes On…
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I ‘Construct’ My Posts to Entertain.
No other hidden desire resides within me.
If you have come this far, I hope you enjoyed this post at least half as much as I enjoyed constructing it.
Ethiopian refugees who fled Tigray region, queue to receives treatment within the Fashaga camp on the Sudan-Ethiopia border, in Kassala state, Sudan December 14, 2020. REUTERS/Mohamed Nureldin Abdallah
Not Fake:
NEVER FAKE:
Never Fake:
Joni Darlin’, you are for reals
The below powerful vid, put together by Leeshan is amotherf&cking ‘must-watch’, otherwise you got no business here.
You miss the entire fu%king point of the exercise.
Your top soil flies away…
People die.
Ethiopia
Best best best written lines from Joni’s song:
“A T.V. star with a P.R. smile Calls your baby “it” while strolling Through your tragic trials On and on–insanities”
Angelina Jolly… go fuck yerself! Sanctimonious Bitch! Take that asshole you married with you…..Brad something or other — who left a wonderful wife, Jennifer,
Jenny, I Love You!
for a whore! Not much more. Whore. Naw! Slut. Bitch! Naw…..
Fuk this. Angelia, I respect your father. He made great movies. Fuck have you done? Lara Croft? With your fake tits? Gimme a fucking break! Go get wrecked! You cannot ‘act’ your way out of a paper sack.
You will NEVER ever live up to this performance. Guess your nut fell too far from the fucking tree…. next county….state….world….
“Uh. Lance? Don’t sugar-coat it; tell us how you really feel.”
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Midnight is All Right
This Filmis so….
“Texas!”
‘Midnight Cowboy’ Only X-Rated Movie to Ever Win An Oscar–Not that any of that matters, but, it still makes me smile inside to think about all the pompous asses in Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Morons
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“Midnight Cowboy was the first and only X-rated film to win the Academy Award for best picture, a fact that’s useful to know on trivia night, but otherwise needs to be appended by about five or six asterisks.
The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) originally rated the film an R, changed it to an X for its depiction of prostitution and homosexuality, and then changed it back to an R only two years later, a tacit acknowledgement that the board had gotten it right the first time. Seeing the film today,
50 years later, the ratings controversy seems all the more curious, given the relative timidity of its nude scenes and a gay hustle at a Times Square theater that’s all uncomfortable glances and implication.”
It is because Joni Mitchell has shaped my life (in the best way) more than all the women (combined) who so desperately tried (and failed) to do so.
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There will NEVER be a woman I love more than Joni Mitchell,
And I have never even seen her in person,
But I have never even seen Shakespeare either.
In person.
So… Fucking What!
Recent FB Stupid post of mine:
I’d just be happy with a sideways glance from her at me from 200 meters as she bordered her Lear Jet. I would be happy and sated enough to just lie down and die right then and there.
Right fucking there on the tarmac.
My last happy dying thought: Joni looked at me. Ever so briefly, but that is all I deserved.
I do not believe in God.
I do not believe in Yoga.
I do not Believe in Ghost-Busters
I do not believe in Chocolate Milk
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But I do believe in Joni.
I can hear/see/watch Joni.
Cannot do that with any God.
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More convoluted FaceFuk Shit:
I love Joni.
Joni don’t love me
Why not? You may ask.
Because She doesn’t even know I exist.
(I am about to spill A-LOT of Virtual ink on Joni—- Once again)
Why? Because I love her so much more than all the Tea In China.
Stay tuned!
It ain’t raining here, but I don’t care!
As in general,
WordPress is Fucking Stupid!
There is a Great Link Below To A wonderful Complexation/Complication/Compy-lication, Complied Collection… of Joni Music….
But Y’all gonna have to don them Coke-Bottle-Bottom glasses to see it.
You have continuously and always Enriched my Life!
When I die… I want the two people at my funeral as they spread the dirt over me… One would be Joni. The other is a person to be named later… to listen to “Circle Game”—-(see comments if you give at least one fuck)
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Just a little more FB Fun…
Quite Honestly
And quite Frankly…
I do not understand…
Why the FUCK…
I waste even one second of what little, finite time…
That remains for me
On This...
Blue, Beautiful Blue Marble…
On Fukkin FaceBook!
Joni has written, sung & performed some of the most beautiful songs in The History of Song, but I say this w/o apology: This is my favorite: ‘Circle Game.’ The older I grow, the more it moves me to tears. I listen to it over and over again. At least five or seven, or twenty times a day…. Every fukkin’ day.
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Sometimes…
I wake up…
And this song is playing in my head!
So guess what I do!
I queue it up, and listen.
Star-Struck
And perpetually…
Amazed!
(And re-enforced just once more in love with, with Joni–As if! As if, I ever would need a booster shot!)
That is a RidiculousThought
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JONI!
I LOVE YOU!
I LOVE YOU!
I LOVE YOU!!
(Huge Surprise, n’est-ca faux ‘paw’?)
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Precious Few Catch My Twisted…
Sense Of Humour.
Vid Cred: JoniJourney
PPS 2021
There is too much ‘Joni’ running about (on the internet)
(This is Some of Paul’s Best Work—So Many Memories of Memories I Cherish of Listening to This Fuckking Album With Mostly Now Dead Lost Friends—I am Gonna Go Cry Now For A While—BRB!)
A beautiful tribute to an American Icon: Amelia Mary Earhart
(And yes. I know there is A LOT more going on in this song. I am not stupid.)
“Like Icarus ascending On beautiful foolish arms”
–Joni
One of my favorite Amelia quotes:
“The most difficult thing is the decision to act. The rest is merely tenacity. The fears are paper tigers. You can do anything you decide to do. You can act to change and control your life and the procedure. The process is its own reward.”
Video Credit: sonicboy19
Bonus on “Hissing of Summer Lawns” A great and respectful analysis
Vid Cred: For Most of the above: JoniJourney
(I am too lazy to Break it Down)
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Don’t let this Bring You Down. It is a Beautiful Song, Performed by a Beautifully Sensitive, Thoughtful Lady.
