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Sorry Kiddos, But I Felt ‘Compelled’ to Resurrect This One: “Hooray For Hollywood?! Wish I Could… Still Give Two Shits. Yet The Magic Has Gone. Long Gone. So Long! So Wrong!”

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And Sorry in advance for any screw-ups in my ‘editorial’ process, but I find blogging becoming more and more problematic for my age-befuddled mind.

Street Cred for Vid: kherrick90

I LOVE MY AMERICA!“

“Let’s Us Go On With The Show”

Credit: TOPPOP: Star sistersP.S.,

I, Me-Thinks These Gals Are All The Same Broad:

Christina Aguilera

“Any barmaid can be a star-made”

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Hey Film Buffs!
This (Below) is Required Watching!

Right On!

Spot On!

Dead On!

Thank YOU! Critical Drinker Man!

You Nailed My Same Same Sentiment!

Visit Crit Drinker Here Below:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSJPFQdZwrOutnmSFYtbstA

The Genesis of all this Bullshit

(Thank You? Marlon???)

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And No!
I also did NOT watch ‘The Oscars’ on My Tee-Vee Either.

I had Something Better to Do!

Like Picking The Lint Outta My Belly-Button.

(Which Was More Gratifying & Satisfying)

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Golden Age
Lost Now–Magic Has Gone
Never Get It Back
That Ship Has Sailed
Out-of-Sight
Missing Somewhere Over That Recent Rainbow…

My father used to tell a great story about some university asshole who was trying to impress him:

Dude said,

“The reason Wizard of Oz was in Black and White was because in the beginning, 1939, they really did not have color film.”

Daddy replied, “That is fascinating. I suppose when Dorothy got back to Kansas, they had lost that technology, as it went back to black and white.”

Come On!

Get Happy!!

For those who don’t know, Judy stole the ‘Sinatra Look’ (and his hat) Fun fact. Just my observation….

Goddamn! But she was sexy!

What a Dame!

Judy! Judy! Judy!

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I Love DAMES!

Just Cannot Help it.

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No Business Like Show Business….
Adding-dumb Dumb da Dumb

I miss my Daddy; He loved Old Movies.

(As Do I)

Entertain Me!

Thank You!

You Did!

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Summer Stock (1950) Official Trailer – Judy Garland, Gene Kelly

Cred for Share: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/

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Bonus’esses

Excesses???

(Again: Bring Your Own Dresses)

It’s Silly and Stupid

(But Rather Endearing):

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I love My Oh So Rich American Culture–I Ain’t Rich, but surely you know what I mean.

I love my excesses

Bring your own dresses

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Am I gay?

No!

No Way!

I don’t Play that way.

(I just Color outside the lines.)

TEXAS WOMEN

Bonus On-This-“Mouse-House” I Forgot To Drop In The Navy Hymn. I Am Such A Moron!—Fixed Now. Time For Chow! On Today’s Menu: ‘Hydraulic Sandwiches’

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And if You Do Not Look At The Stolen Videos..

Why Are You Even Here? Darkening My Virtual Door-Step?

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I Fukkin’ LOVE MY NAVY! I Always Shall.

And I Hope & Pray John-Paul-Jones Meets Me At Them Pearly Gates!

I Fukkin’ Love My Military Three Generation Family History! I Fukkin’ Love My Country! I Fukkin’ Love My America!” I am a Patriotic Son-of-A Bitch! Wanna Fight? Bring Your Big Guns–You Will Need Them!

Little River Band – Reminiscing (1978)

Cred for Vid Share: Katy Jones

“Who’s running The Country?”

“The More-On’s”

Cred For Vid Share: DrPowerfun

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Beer!

It’s Not Just For Breakfast Anymore!

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Family Guy

Mr. Booze:

Cred For Vid Share: OlitCougar


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I feel so honored to have been allowed to serve on two ships in two war zones and given the opportunity to attend SEAL training, even though I did not measure up, at least I showed up.

Twice

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Naval Academy Glee Club Tribute to Pearl Harbor

“Eternal Father”

The Navy Hymn

And NEVER, EVER Forget

“To ‘Drink To The Foam!”

Credit: USNA Music Department

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My Navy has such a rich and proud and honourable history!

Throw-Back: She’s Not Here (She Was Too Busy Fucking Her boyfriend I Found Out Later) Did Not Actually Break My Heart—I Gave Zero Fucks, In Fact… Fuk Her. Though I LOVED Her! With All of me! I just wanted her to be proud of me

Cred For Vid Share: TheLostfoundation

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Anchors Aweigh My Boys!

Drink To The Foam!

Anchors Aweigh, my boys,
Anchors Aweigh.
Farewell to foreign shores,
We sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay.
Through our last night ashore,
Drink to the foam,
Until we meet once more.
Here’s wishing you a happy voyage home.

Cred for Vid: TheLostfoundation

Thank You Navy For Your Way Over 200 Years of Service To Our Great Nation!

“It follows then as certain as that night succeeds the day, that without a decisive naval force we can do nothing definitive, and with it, everything honorable and glorious.”

— George Washington 15 November 1781, to Marquis de Lafayette

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“Would to Heaven we had a navy able to reform those enemies to mankind or crush them into non-existence.“

— George Washington 15 August 1786, to Marquis de Lafayette


“Naval power . . . is the natural defense of the United States.”

— John Adams

“I Have Not Yet Begun to Fight.”

–John Paul Jones

And Of Course

The

USMC

WP is So fukked up

Once Agaiane thye screw’d my ediT

The She Marine

Who Work For The NAVY!

HAHAHAHAAAA!

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And Fuck the Army!

Ground – Pounders!

Just Kiddin’!

They Do Provide A Useful Service,

I Guess

Although I Have Not Figured It Out Yet

What?

Perhaps Muzak?

Muzak was the invention of Major General George O. Squier, the U.S. Army’s Chief Signal Officer during World War I. … In 1934, he founded his company, Wired Radio Inc.; inspired by the sound of another successful company called “Kodak,” he later named it “Muzak.”

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The Battle Hymn of the Republic:

US Military Songs: United States Armed Forces Medley:

Cred for Vid: Ian Berwick

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Crimson Tide

‘Bubble-Head Navy‘

Very Brave Men

And Women

True Patriots

ALL!

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Midway!

Navy’s Finest Day!

But There Will Be More

‘Finest Days’

For My Navy

Trust Me!

https://texantales.com/2021/07/11/diego-garcia-or-some-could-say-mchales-navy-2/
https://texantales.com/2017/03/24/rust-on-my-parade/

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https://texantales.com/2021/09/20/glen-miller-kicked-some-serious-ass-2/

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Just to Keep it Real

And Fun

And Light-Hearted:

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I’ve Probably Seen This Movie No Less Than Ten Times Over The Years–Watching It Again. If There Exists A Book, Most Likely I Have Read It–At Least Four Or Five Times. But I Honestly Cannot Recall.

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Wonderful Coming-Of-Age Story.

And…

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Kiss Me Jennifer!

“Kiss Me Once,

Or Kiss Me Twice

It’s Been a Long, Long Time.”

Yet One More My Mother

Used To Sing A-Capella

When We Lived Alone In That Moldy Old Garage Apartment In Fremont, California.

I Am Finding That The Closer I Get To Shuffling Off My MORTAL Coil,

The And More I Miss My Mom–Go Figure!

I Learned My Up-Beat Nature From My Mother;

I Learned My Pessimism From My Daddy.

Yen And Yang, I Suppose…

Credit: Kitty Kallen

Cred For THIS VID: AynLy

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And Yes! I Have Always Been A Nerd. And A Hopeless Romantic–

This Is Not NEW NEWS To Anyone Who ‘Reads’ Me.

This Is Precisely Why, I Joined The Navy And Twice Showed Up For Navy SEAL Training. I Wanted To Kill That Side of My Personality. I Failed. Both Times.

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Summer of 42 – Jennifer O’Neill / Music by Michel Legrand

Perhaps I’ll Credit The Stolen Vids Later.

Maybe

Maybe Not

Just for Shits an’ Grins! Ginger Spice and All That’s Nice! I Just Did An Incredibly STUPID Thing! (As Is My Wont.)

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Why Is My Feeble Mind Always So Pre-Occupied With Women?–

Y’all Figure That One Out, And Then Get Back To Me

My Pattern. My Habit. My Fuck-Up! Damn it! I Fuckin’ Screw’d The Pooch On This One!

NO!!

Godamn it

No!

What a Fool Believes!

I Fucking Believe

(To my Sorrow and Miss’d-Fortune)

Cred: Some Boob-Do-Be Dudes

And, Yes I grew-Up,

Was Weaned On Their Music–

Then, I Finally Grew Up

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I invited a woman I wanted to have a relationship with to leave my life!

What the FUCK Was I Not Thinking?

I am such a fool!

Her words to Me:

“I will only be friends with someone who doesn’t call names or belittle simply because they’re not getting the level of attention they think they should be receiving. I place no demands on others, and I certainly don’t have fits over it. If you can respect that, they we’re good. If not, then it was a pleasure getting to know you.“

Mine to Her:

“I do fear I have managed to nuke the bridge I had hoped to build between us.

So, Yes! I say tomato; you say tomat–ohh, Let’s just call the whole thing off.

I NEVER MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE!

And If I Had, You know How Good I Can Be At That!

I Never Do Anything Half-Ass!”

FRED AND GINGER

Here is a subtle observation: Notice how Ginger acts so clumsy as she skates to the bench and almost falls down on it!

Of course she is about as far removed from ‘clumsy’ as one can be!

Very nice touch!

Brilliant!

I Love it!

This Screen Scene

Will NEVER Grow Old For Me!

Cred for Vid Share: wheel

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THE BRILLANCE THAT IS

ANN RICHARDS

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BONUS ADDED VALUE:

Vid Share Cred: CatCORViN

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Vid Share Cred: Sironaca

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BEST ONE!

(IN MY HUMBLE OPINION!)

Cred for Vid Compilation: WORN Fashion Journal

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Fred!

You Lucky Bastard!

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BONUS JUST FOR SILLINESS!

Teri Garr

“What Knockers!”

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Re-Werk’d, Re-Twerk’d With–All My Might! As I, You, ‘Liked’ It (Sorry Will). Boohoo For Hollywood! Hahaha!

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Hollywood! Joke on Three Wheels! And One’s Flat. Splat! Most of Today’s ‘Contemporary’ Films Make Me Wanna… N/M–Y’all Already Know.

I am so Pissed Off Right Now!

Not Really Pissed,

For, As Y’all Know,

I LOVE FILM–GOOD FILM!

Louise Brooks: Original “It Girl”

I Have NO Idea Who This Is, But I LOVE Her!

And I Shall Forever Remain A

‘Cock-Eyed Optimist’

Credit: Mitzi Gaynor

What Choice Do I Have?

(As I Watch Our American Film Culture Go To Shite?)

Crit Drinker is

So Much More Eloquent & Intelligent Than Me.

https://www.youtube.com/c/TheCriticalDrinker

An’ He Ain’t Even ‘Murican!’

Yet, Perhaps There is HOPE On The Event-Horizon

After-All?

We Did Not Invent The Art But We Perfected The Art And Then We Glued Stars and Stripes All Over it. Took Our ‘Road-Show’ On The Road! Envy of The Entire World!

Gave It Away For Free

Then What Happened?

We Shite All Over It!

In the Name of

‘WOKE!’

Makes Me Want To Throw-Up In My Mouth!

But, We’ll See…

I Just Don’t know, But

It Breaks My Heart On So Many Levels,

It Is Impossible To Enumerate

All The Reasons Why

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My Diatribe Not-With-Standing: I Remain Forever

Optimistic

Madonna – You’ll See (Official Video)

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Days of Futures Past Over?

Street Cred for Vid: kherrick90

I LOVE MY AMERICA!“

“Let’s Us Go On With The Show”

Credit: TOPPOP: Star sisters

“Any barmaid can be a star-made”

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Hey Film Buffs!
This (Below) is Required Watching!

Right On!

Spot On!

Dead On!

Thank YOU! Critical Drinker Man!

You Nailed My Same Same Sentiment!

Visit Crit Drinker Here Below:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSJPFQdZwrOutnmSFYtbstA

The Genesis of all this Bullshit

(Thank You Marlon)

*****

And No!
I also did NOT watch ‘The Oscars’ on My Tee-Vee Either.

I had Something Better to Do!

Like Picking The Lint Outta My Belly-Button.

(Which Was More Gratifying & Satisfying)

******

Golden Age
Lost Now–Magic Has Gone
Never Get It Back
That Ship Has Sailed
Out-of-Sight
Missing Somewhere Over That Recent Rainbow…

My father used to tell a great story about some university asshole who was trying to impress him:

Dude said,

“The reason Wizard of Oz was in Black and White was because in the beginning, 1939, they really did not have color film.”

Daddy replied, “That is fascinating. I suppose when Dorothy got back to Kansas, they had lost that technology, as it went back to black and white.”

Come On!

Get Happy!!

For those who don’t know, Judy stole the ‘Sinatra Look’ (and his hat) Fun fact. Just my observation….

Goddamn! But she was sexy!

What a Dame!

Judy! Judy! Judy!

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No Business Like Show Business….
Adding-dumb Dumb da Dumb

I miss my Daddy; He loved Old Movies–As Did My B’Lov’d Lost Sister, Madelyn:

https://texantales.com/2022/10/12/fuk-it-it-is-a-sister-kind-of-day-i-miss-her-so-fukking-much-just-shoot-me-in-the-head-twice-how-do-you-hold-a-moonbeam-in-your-hand/

Are The Good Times Really Gone Forever?

Oh! I Hope No!

I Am Still Holding Out For A Renaissance!

Hope I Live Long Enough To See It!

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Bonus’esses

Excesses???

(Again: Bring Your Own Dresses)

Are These Three Broads The ‘Future’ of Hollywood?

(Actually, I Think They Are All The Same Broad)

But, DAMN!

They’re Good!

GO NAVY!

The Below Is Silly and Stupid

(But So Much Rather Endearing):

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I love My Oh So Rich American Culture–I Ain’t Rich, but surely you know what I mean.

I love my excesses

Bring your own dresses

*****

Am I gay?

No!

No Way!

I don’t Play that way.

(I just Color outside the lines.)

TEXAS WOMEN

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I Was In Re-Hab For Six Days.

Gonna Take Me Six Weeks to Catch Up

On au courant Events

I “Suffered’ At Glen Oaks!

I am a news junkie

Don’t You See?

Meet Mr. Lance, BROADCAST NEWS JUNKIE

“Arrival’–One Of The Most Brilliant, Thoughtful, Intelligent Sci-Fi Movies Ever. Period.

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But, Do Not Take MY Word For It. Rave Reviews From Every Film Critic I Have Read (And I Have Read Almost All Of Them) Not To Mention… Amy Adams, Who Is ALWAYS Awesome!

Arrival Trailer (2016) – Paramount Pictures:

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ARRIVAL: A PUZZLE WORTH SOLVING

Just One (Representative) Example:

https://www.thebluelenses.com/post/154534849932/arrival-denis-villeneuve-2016-if-2009s