(I really need to be….put down! For The Sake of hUMANITY — OR at LEAST That FRAGILE Future of What Pipe Dreams it fkkin’ harbors for its lame-ass-self…. shit! Ninety-nine and some chge of all creatures who ever walked or swam on this fukkin’ planet have gone xe-fukkin’ stink! You tink Homo-Sapiens are “special? Well a wink ias as good as a nod to a bling fuckin’ horse!
Some
Asshole
Out
in
:”Radio-
Land
Needs
to “Hip”
Me!
Becuz
I am doin’
This
Shit
in
My
tireless
Effort
To
Fucking
“Entertaine
Yer
Dumb
–
Assesses!
Please
Believer
When
I
say,
I have
Better
shit
I
i Could do
To
Occupy
My
Fucking
MIND
But
I love
to
try
to
brighten
Your day!
In
My
Simp,ly
Way!
I fukkin’
work
REAL FUKKING
HARD
at
IT
goggamn it!
I work real hard for the money!
That money
I need so
desparately
Need
But
would
Never
Ever!
Ask
You
For!
I suppose
All I would love
Is a
Little
Simlple
“Fuckin’ Thank – You”
mAYBE JUST once per year!
What do that cost you?
A fucking
Mouse miss-fire?
It is not my desire to write in a fuckin’ vacuum!
I am here to try to make you laugh!
Spend the time!
Drop a
fukkin’ dime
But….
Honestly!
I don’t
Give a shit
I write for me
The rest of y’all
can
go get
wrecked!
I won’t miss
Y’all!
For
What you
are
Trying
To
Fucking
DO!
I do NOT
Fuck about!
I am
SMART!
i HAVE been
’round
The fuckin’
Whurl!
Three
Fukkin’
Times!
Do
Y’aa
Think
I
Cannot
Better Find
Ways
To
Waste
My
Fukking time?
And my MIND?
BUT I LOVE
MY READERS!
ALL FIVE OF YOU!!!!
Yeah! I know I’m an asshole!
Git over
That!
Or Git away from me!
I aint
lookin’ for your
fukkink’ smyan-me!
Go on!
Be a FUCKING
PHOTOGRAPH!
I’LL Frame you
And
HANG
You
On
My
“I love Me Wall”
Then
Everytime I see
I
See
you
I
will
Laugh
My
Fuckin’
Ass
Off!
Do you honestly
Wish
me
Dead?
Pretty
Sure
I can
fullfill
That
Vain
Fantasy you have!
Fuck all of this!
I AM SO
SICK
OF
LANCE!
HE AIN’T FIT TO LIVE
WITH!
JUST CALL ME
“HUD!”
gODDAMMMMMNIT!
And…..
In
closing
Let
Me
Say
This
About
This!!!!
“It ain’t
Easy
Bein’
Lance”
And that
is
All
I
got
To
say
About
That!
I do realize
I have
Lost
My fukkin’
Mind!
But
I will
Find it
Again
SometimeIt
Was here
Just a minute ago
Could not
Have
Strayed
Far!
Maybe
I
Just
miss-placed
In
My Pocket!
“Insaniity”
is
JUST
A
Scare
Word
For
Cowards!
God-Fuckin-Zilla
Crit Drinker!
I wish I Were Fukkin’ GAY!
(Don’t Worry–GIRLS–I ain’t!)
But I FUKKIN’; LOVE YOU Crit Drinker Man! I fukkin’ LOVE YOU!
MY MAN! YOU NAIL IT EVER’ FUKKIN’ TIME! GODDAMN FUKKIN’ DAMN!
(I really need to be….put down! For The Sake of hUMANITY — OR at LEAST That FRAGILE Future of What Pipe Dreams it fkkin’ harbors for its lame-ass-self…. shit! Ninety-nine and some chge of all creatures who ever walked or swam on this fukkin’ planet have gone xe-fukkin’ stink! You tink Homo-Sapiens are “special? Well a wink ias as good as a nod to a bling fuckin’ horse!
Some
Asshole
Out
in
:”Radio-
Land
Needs
to “Hip”
Me!
Becuz
I am doin’
This
Shit
in
My
tireless
Effort
To
Fucking
“Entertaine
Yer
Dumb
–
Assesses!
Please
Believer
When
I
say,
I have
Better
shit
I
i Could do
To
Occupy
My
Fucking
MIND
But
I love
to
try
to
brighten
Your day!
In
My
Simp,ly
Way!
I fukkin’
work
REAL FUKKING
HARD
at
IT
goggamn it!
I work real hard for the money!
That money
I need so
desparately
Need
But
would
Never
Ever!
Ask
You
For!
I suppose
All I would love
Is a
Little
Simlple
“Fuckin’ Thank – You”
mAYBE JUST once per year!
What do that cost you?
A fucking
Mouse miss-fire?
It is not my desire to write in a fuckin’ vacuum!
I am here to try to make you laugh!
Spend the time!
Drop a
fukkin’ dime
But….
Honestly!
I don’t
Give a shit
I write for me
The rest of y’all
can
go get
wrecked!
I won’t miss
Y’all!
For
What you
are
Trying
To
Fucking
DO!
I do NOT
Fuck about!
I am
SMART!
i HAVE been
’round
The fuckin’
Whurl!
Three
Fukkin’
Times!
Do
Y’aa
Think
I
Cannot
Better Find
Ways
To
Waste
My
Fukking time?
And my MIND?
BUT I LOVE
MY READERS!
ALL FIVE OF YOU!!!!
Yeah! I know I’m an asshole!
Git over
That!
Or Git away from me!
I aint
lookin’ for your
fukkink’ smyan-me!
Go on!
Be a FUCKING
PHOTOGRAPH!
I’LL Frame you
And
HANG
You
On
My
“I love Me Wall”
Then
Everytime I see
I
See
you
I
will
Laugh
My
Fuckin’
Ass
Off!
Do you honestly
Wish
me
Dead?
Pretty
Sure
I can
fullfill
That
Vain
Fantasy you have!
Fuck all of this!
I AM SO
SICK
OF
LANCE!
HE AIN’T FIT TO LIVE
WITH!
JUST CALL ME
“HUD!”
gODDAMMMMMNIT!
And…..
In
closing
Let
Me
Say
This
About
This!!!!
“It ain’t
Easy
Bein’
Lance”
And that
is
All
I
got
To
say
About
That!
I do realize
I have
Lost
My fukkin’
Mind!
But
I will
Find it
Again
SometimeIt
Was here
Just a minute ago
Could not
Have
Strayed
Far!
Maybe
I
Just
miss-placed
In
My Pocket!
“Insaniity”
is
JUST
A
Scare
Word
For
Cowards!
God-Fuckin-Zilla
Crit Drinker!
I wish I Were Fukkin’ GAY!
(Don’t Worry–GIRLS–I ain’t!)
But I FUKKIN’; LOVE YOU Crit Drinker Man! I fukkin’ LOVE YOU!
MY MAN! YOU NAIL IT EVER’ FUKKIN’ TIME! GODDAMN FUKKIN’ DAMN!
Took Me A Day And A Half, But I have finally finished watching “The Dresser” (for the 20th time) (I don’t like to rush things) “Slow down; don’t move too fast. Gotta make the mourning last” Yes. ‘Mourning.’ “The Dresser” is perhaps one of the best Shakespearean films of all time. I always find me crying at the end. (spoiler alert!) Watch it! If you wish to be emotionally moved. To Tears. And Fears Of Madness And joy And… enlightenment Nothing left to say Watch it You won’t regret Trust me I’m bona fide
“We’re not dead, are we?”
(The final scene never fails to break my heart)
And I love to experience such emotion.
It is a Uniquely Human Thing:
Sorrow
Hello Darkness My Old Friend
Katharine Ross is The Most BEAUTIFUL Woman in The History of Women
“The Graduate”
Ending Scene:
***
Moron Lance Author’s Note:
I could write sixteen blog posts on the movie
“The Graduate”
All time top ten perfection films of all time.
(And I could write twenty-four only focused on Katharine—Which I just might)