(Apologies to Ogden Nash)
God in His wisdom let people die
God in His wisdom made them all fry
The People, they cried
Why Dear God Why?
God in His wisdom
All part of my Plan
Don’t ask me again
I am that I am
God in His wisdom
Boo Hoo and Boo Hoo
The People they cried,
Dear God, Oh Dear God,
Even We True?
God in His wisdom, Yes
Even you
God in His wisdom made sure we all knew
That God with His wisdom,
Is an Asshole
Tried and True Blue
And Jesus wept
Boo… Hoo!
(RIP, My Old, Old, Old, Old Friend)
Barney’s not buyin’
The bullshit they’re tryin’
Space rock was his ending
Not God’s will unbending
They say the Big Bang
Just weren’t a real thang
They ‘know’ evolution’s
Not their solution
Yet science creates
Kids who think straight
It don’t take no sleuth
To find the true truth
Religion has pending
A major upending
Then faster than light
Their god turns to shite
A Collection of Somewhat Tawdry Tales of Texas (and of a few 'lesser' places)
Magic happens at 5am. And in your running shoes!
Your guide to cinema from the eyes of autistic individuals.
The Place to Take a Humor Break
A Satirical Word In Your Shell-Like Ear
The Best of British Bullshit
Ripping out my guts for your entertainment
All things that kick ass!
Tell Me About It
spiritual enlightenment and self improvement
Because face-palming is bad for your health and snark is my drug
Life is a journey....have faith and persevere
There is method in my madness
A cold look at living and working in the Baltics
A trip through life with fingers crossed and eternal optimism.
The often overlooked qualities in the simple exchanges of daily life
A Land Where Love is All There is
We are all atheists, some of us just have the cheek to be atheistic about all god claims.
Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes that reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions.
Life from Southern California, mostly San Diego County
Straddling the Hudson River. One foot in NYC, the other in suburban New Jersey.
Read. Ingest the words. Like little blue pills, they will affect you.
Poetry, story and real life. Once soldier, busnessman, grandfather and Poet.
fresh hell trumps stale heaven
Sticking my fingers in my ears and going LALALALA since 1972
How one atheist sees life
I write books--cuz I love words. Sometimes they love me back.
'all our lives are a poetry - awake our souls.' ~ Battling the hypocrite within ~
Turning Tears & Laughter into Words
What will I write about next?
Posts about old Hollywood, current concerns
Not trying to persuade you to think my way, but to make you think period.
Life's journey to discover tales of history, culture, and faith from New York to India and places along the way.
"Of this I am certain: The moment you said, "You are..." I no longer recognized myself. I am more than the woman you see. "
Eyes ten degrees above the horizon
Satirical & Poetic Musings Of A Self-Proclaimed Nobel Prize Winner
Gallery of Life...
A blog on atheism, writing, and dogs.
a small insight into my life: wife-mom-football-fitness-politics-religion~upcycle
Things That Don't Make Sense
An artist with an irresistible urge to create!
I have issues. So do you.
Journey of a body on this earth
My comments, helpful household hints, rants and raves, and whatever
Surviving Domestic Violence
Some mistakes are too good not to share
Life in progress
