Natalie Would, If She Could… Have Me! How Many times Have I Re-Posted This One? Screw it! Please Read It Again.

I am Over-Proud of it! “Tonight Tonight!”

(Tried to Edit it. But Guess What? WordPress is STUPID!!)


Premise of a Promise… 

Straight out of Romeo and Juliet.

(But of course, you’d know that.)

And know this too: Lance is in-love with being in-love—Just gotta find the right girl…. ‘Tis a life-long quest. Kinda like the search for the Holy Grail.


“O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon, That monthly changes in her circled orb, Lest that thy love prove likewise variable…”

And, surprise! I wrote a paper on this as well.

For University.

Got an A-Plus.

Then I moved in with my Prof, My Shakespeare Prof.

Got a B-Minus on that endeavor.

My Goal ‘Tonight’ is to catch up.


To catch up with my blogging friends.

I aim (good Texan verb, ‘aim’) to read and comment on one thousand! Posts! Shazam!! “Gall Eee Sargent Carter!”

Gomers found here


Amman Jordan, 2007 Me and Gommett


Now of course even y’all Yankees out there recognize that as hyperbole at best and bullshit at real.

Only people who use WP Reader can even ‘like’ a thousand posts a night with the simple-minded click of a simple-minded mouse. And Hell! It ain’t the mouse that is simple. It’s the mouse driver.

So, I just say: I will try (jes’ as soon as I post this here post) to get to readin’ ‘stead of writin’.

This is my goal and it is an honorable one. I may get to fifteen, but my likes and my comments are the real deal… so take that with some grain of… humble

And yes, I hope to prosper by my efforts (i.e.,  get more of y’all to read MY shit—tit for tat, eh? Yeah, that is what it is all about, ain’t it, Alfie?



Tits and tats

Or, my personal favorite:

Tits and ass

It is always about tits yet, I am a ‘leg and ass man.’ Go figger her figure…

Cheers Y’all

And I will be seeing you in all the familiar places (That is a song! Get yer minds outta them gutters, fer fuck sake!)

Here Dear:

Vid credit:


Cheers Again,



Since I seem to have swerved back into my Nat Wood kick….

And no. Nat did NOT do her own singing.

But, Y’all knew that too.

It was this Fine Lady:

Marni Nixon

Classically trained, Ms. Nixon was throughout the 1950s and ’60s the unseen — and usually uncredited — singing voice of the stars in a spate of celebrated Hollywood films. She dubbed Deborah Kerr in “The King and I,” Natalie Wood in “West Side Story” and Audrey Hepburn in “My Fair Lady,” among many others.

Cred: I don’t remember from Where I stole This From….

My Mommy’s Dead; Can’t Get It Outta My Head–Been Dead For A Long, Long Time; I Still Miss Her–Happy Mother’s Day Y’all



My Mummy’s Dead – John Lennon:

“Lance is An Azzhole”

“Trust us–We Know”

I Must Go Now: Fredrika Whitfield

Is On My TV

And She Requires My FULL Un-Distracted

Attention Span

I Hate This Guy–Azz-Hole. I Don’t Even Know Why

Screw You Mike!

Ever’ Time I Steal A Glance At My TV

I See Your Stupid Face



Go Get Wrecked–

Please Go Away!

Like Permanently

Actually I DO Know Why I Hate You

But This Is A ‘Family – Friendly’ Channel–

So I Won’t Go Into All The Reasons Why


Severely Related:

Re-Spam–Sorry. Broken Promises–Promises Are Like assholes: Ever’Body Got One.

Of all the posts before….

Of all the posts I’ve loved before and promised to finish and love again… and consulate/consummate the ‘marriage.’

To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before

Shall we beat up Lance and review?


It will be ‘fun.’

  1. Big Boned Gal
  2. Diego Garcia
  3. Australia
  4. Iraq
  5. Afghanistan
  6. Sinai
  7. Israel
  8. Olongapo
  9. UBH
  10. Crud-Eaters
  11. Shonnie
  12. Sinai Field Mission (SFM)
  13. Navy SEAL training (BUD/s)
  14. USS Callaghan DDG 994 World Cruise, ’86
  15. Peanut
  16. Ronnie
  17. Football
  18. Viva Young
  19. Mama-San
  20. And on and on
  21. Need I go on?
  22. Ad nauseam?

I am a fucking failure as a “writer

Vid cred: Shea, et al.


Self-Pity Party Through & Through!.

I am Threw! I’m Gonna Blow This Damn Candle Out!

“The Last Time I Saw Richard”


Someone call in the Clean-up Crew.


Bonus, just because I love Maddy:

Everything Madonna

Had To Share–Becuz I Care To Dare–So There! I Actually Love & Respect Elon Musk–But I’ll NEVER Admit That… This Post is all-Fucked Up– Discombobulated–Pretty Certain it is All My Fault.

Free Speech! That is The Luxury America Gave To Me!

Watch ‘Till The End–I’m Not Pressuring You

The Vid Promo & Commentary

Becuz I’m Jealous of His Wealth/Success/Excess–

Richest Man On This Planet.

He Throws Around Cash Money Like I Spit Out-Used Snuff

Twitter Employee Undergoes Therapy Over Elon Musk Takeover


Street Cred:
The Babylon Bee


SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Elon Musk’s bid to purchase Twitter came up short after 138,000 board votes were found at 2 a.m., a company spokesman confirmed Tuesday. Musk had been in talks to purchase the company for $44 billion. 

“We really thought Musk was going to pull this one out,” said Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal. “The yes votes had a strong lead when I went to bed last night, but that was before we counted all the mail-in votes that one of our employees found in locker 142 at the bus terminal.” 

When the final votes were tallied, the takeover bid failed by a final tally of 10 votes for, 138,000 votes against. While the final result came as a shock to most observers, Agrawal said the election was fair. “Twitter takes election integrity very seriously,” he noted. “I can confidently say this was the most secure election in American history.”
A shocked Musk took to Twitter Tuesday to express his outrage. “Those ballots…that’s a whole big scam,” Musk tweeted. “The only way I could have lost is if this was rigged! I refuse to accept the results of this vote!”
Musk later tweeted that he was planning a demonstration at Twitter headquarters on May 6 to protest the results. His account was then permanently suspended by Twitter for questioning the integrity of the election. 

Mandy is absolutely triggered by Twitter’s possible takeover by Elon Musk. She attends a Twitter-sponsored therapy session to help her cope.

–Babylon Bee

I Think My Computer Has Just Been Hacked–This Pisses Me Off–Lame-Ass Wanna-Be Hackers! Wasting My Time And My Dimes

Wasted Time–Eagles__Once The Opening Act For Linda Ronstadt. Who Coulda Coulda Known?

No! No! NO!


Now I Have to Fix This!

Trust Me: I Can Do This,

I Am A Computer Nerd, After-All But It is And Irritation,

An Wastes My Finite Time.

I Have Better Things To Do!

With My Life Other Than ‘Un-Fuk’ My Computer

Terri Clark – Better Things To Do: