My Goal ‘Tonight’ is to catch up.
To catch up with my blogging friends.
I aim (good Texan verb, ‘aim’) to read and comment on one thousand! Posts! Shazam!! “Gall Eee Sargent Carter!”
Gomers found here
vid credit: Mark Ward
Now of course even y’all Yankees out there recognize that as hyperbole at best and bullshit at real.
Only people who use WP Reader can even ‘like’ a thousand posts a night with the simple-minded click of a simple-minded mouse. And Hell! It ain’t the mouse that is simple. It’s the mouse driver.
So, I just say: I will try (jes’ as soon as I post this here post) to get to readin’ ‘stead of writin’.
This is my goal and it is an honorable one. I may get to fifteen, but my likes and my comments are the real deal… so take that with some grain of… humble
And yes, I hope to prosper by my efforts (i.e., get more of y’all to read MY shit—tit for tat, eh? Yeah, that is what it is all about, ain’t it, Alfie?
Tits and tats
Or, my personal favorite:
It is always about tits yet, I am a ‘leg and ass man.’ Go figger her figure…
And I will be seeing you in all the familiar places (That is a song! Get yer minds outta them gutters, fer fuck sake!)