You Peck The Right Button, Pellets Fall Out

Street Cred for Vid: Shea et al.

Hi Y’all.

I spend almost all of my ‘awake’ hours thinking about writing.

I spend what is ‘left-over’ actually writing.

Since most of Y’all who are kind enough to visit me here are writers too, I would like to share some of my thoughts about the ‘writing process’, or at least ‘My’ Version of the Writing Process.

As I said, I spend an inordinate amount of time ‘Thinking’ about writing.

Not ‘searching’ for things to write ‘about’

Oh Hell No!

I’ve got so much shit in my head I WANT to write, but Most of it is garbage.

But ever’ once in a while, a light bulb comes to life (Light?)

And then I write.

To be completely honest, at that point, it takes me very little time to write it. I don’t (for the most part) fuss much over spelling, punctuation, nor anything else.

I DO, however, invest way too much time searching for music or images, or videos to accentuate and help my narrative.

(Truthfully, I use music and videos as a crutch to hold me up and forestall my lack of confidence… )

This is a character flaw I possess.

Anyway, at some point I clik the ‘Publish Button.’

And Pray.

Happy Wednesday Y’all

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Bonus Track:

Word-Press Distress

What I hear while on the telephone with WordPress Customer Diss-Me-Service:

WordPress, how do I hate Thee?

Let Me Count The Ways.

(This Make Take Some Time. Have A Seat. I’ll Get You A Drink)

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Hey WP! This Below could be dedicated from me to you.

(If you were worth-a-shit!)

Sadly.

You are Not

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Hey WP!!

Could Not (In Honest Conscience)

Dedicate Much to you,

But I DID Continue to Work at it.

Found Something

Special

Just for You!

Have a Nice Day!

Credit: Ashnikko

A Love for All Seasons. And For All The Right Reasons

Just One More In The Continuing Series:

“All The Women Lance Loves”

Have a Blast.

(WIP)

Street Cred Vid Share Credit: stumblingChaos

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Olivia on the phone with me:

(Wanna Talk Vain Fantasy?)

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And Just To Lift Your Spirits:

“O happy dagger,

This is thy sheath.

There rust and let me die.

Whomever posted this really fucked it up with their lame-ass dubbed-in music.

But it was the only clip I could find.

(Give me some time)

I will find a more respectful version

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Bonus (Just for fun)

“Do you know it?”
“Every word.”

(Writers inhabit a strange/insane/inane world)

“Writer is he?”

“Did I mention her bosom?”

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“Strangely enough, I’m a bit of a writer myself.

Won’t take you long to read it.

I expect you know all the booksellers…”

(Exeunt Stage Left)

Gwyneth, I don’t care that you are bat-shit crazy nuts!

I adore you!

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I love the emotions Shakespeare drags out of me…

Kicking and screaming

Claire is so beautiful!

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Yeah I know.

I suck at editing.

Wanna come help me out?

(I might even pay you)

“Beware The Ides of March!”

“What do he mean by that Julius?”

Julius sez, “I doesn’t know.”

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Roberta

(The only GF who has stuck by me for DECADES!)

reminded me that we are Knee-Deep into the

Ides of March… so, natch…

Brother Dave!

And Willie-The-Half-Sprung Shake…s…Spear

“Here Julius; hold this!”

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(Y’all are welcome for this little ‘Cultural’ Interlude)

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We Now return you to our Regularly Scheduled… Madness…

Street Cred: Pickled Cactus