I am so sick of Lance! Je sweee malad aNS DESOLAAID, BUT nEVER CAN GET FUCKIN’ LAID! & FUCKIN’ FATIG yEAH!’D=odd dam (Dat’s French! Y’all! I am so fukkin’ sick of LANCE! sOMEONE SHOOT this FUCKER! rIGHT bETEEN THE FUK EYES! IN THE FUKKIN G EYEE! so Pissed off at that God! You know the one! THAT ONE WHO NEVER EXISTED! HE SOLD ME A BILL GOODS! hIS ASS was writing writing was writing Checks He Was Never Gonna CASh! What as ASS! hOLE! What’s It All About? THIS HAS TURNED INTO A RANT! DO NOT READ IT! It is Insulting, Disrespectful, And It WILL PISS YOU OFF! wILL sEVeREallLY PISS YOU ofF! I really wante to FUCKING BELIEVE! BUT I LEAR’ND TO READ! MY HUGE FUKKIN’ MONU-MENTAL FUCK-UP!!!!! Fuk this! My mental mind is BLOWN!!! AWAY! (i may be havin’ some “issues”)—insannity ones! And I cannot spel nor typy fer caca!

i should learn how to

MEND MY FUCKIN’ SPEECH A BIT!

naw!

FUK THAT! tHAT would BORE y’all! My Largess fukking FEAR is to become “borin’ & Dict-able!— Pre-Dict- Un-able! to wRITE THE true Shit Surfaces in my FUKKING BRAIN

 

 

What’s it all about?

I am Atheist,

Capital A

Have Been

Ever Since I 

Learned To Read

This will never change.

Everyone knows this.

I am Not

Militant About it!

But Some

“Hyper Christians Keep Trying to “Save” Me!

Save Me From What?

Yes, I have Theist Friends.

I live in a State Flush With Theists!

I RESPECT THEM!

They Need to RESPECT ME!

(Is This Not What They Are Supposed to DO?)

Faith

What’s it all about?
Alfie?

I really wanna know.

cRED! here:

Catherine Mamontova

569 subscribers

happy NoW Markie??? You supercilly-ous prima-donna,

wanna-be Donna

ASSHOLE! gO Fuck yerself! Use This With My Blessing! You’re Welcome! Don’t EVEN MENTION IT!

i Can AdMit When I’m WroNg. evEn When I Don’t KnOw WHen I’ve BeEn wRonG

OH! Here is THE FUCKING LINK!

(tHAT Satisfy, sate you? Mark? Asshole)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48oLsDImC5A

BITCH!

FAKE BITCH!

HITCH PUTS IT BEST!

If You Be Not Afraid & Not Scared!

And Have a Fukkin’ Brain,

Watch THIS!

GODDAMN IT!!!

WORDPRESS!

THE TOTAL TONNAGE

OF

YOUR STUPIDITY

COULD / AND WOULD

SINK

THE

MIGHTY

FUCKING

BISMARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ll get to the MOTHER-FUCKIN’ Credits LATER!

i AM IN pissed off mode RIGHT NOW

AND i HAVE

ZORO

000000

ZRRO ZORRO

NO

Fucks

Worth

Givin’ a single fuck

ABOUT!

AND Y’ALL KNOW I DO

NOT

LOVE ME

WHEN

I FIND ME

HERE!

GODDAMN YOU GOd!

DO SOMETHING!

INSTALL

UPLOAD

DOWNLOAD

A NEW

FUKCIN’

ALGORY-RHYTM!

I’M TIRED OF YOUR

SAME OLD

FUKKIN’

SONG

SO WRONG!

SO FUCKIN’

LONG

HAVE A

CHAT

WITH

YER

BRAT!

WHAT WAS

HIS

FUCKIN’ NAME A=GIN?

hEY-ZEUS?

FUCK YOU GOD

GET

OUTTA MY HEAD!

YOU ARE NOT

WELCOME

FUCKIN’

HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(YEAH! I’M A FUCKIN’ MORON! ) GET THE FUCK OVER IT! mORE Sailor – Shit! Fuk OFF! go gET Wreck’d )And Sandy! Andy!) Think I GiVe a Fuk? IF YoU ArR Hear Hear You DO.T HEaR To(o) FukKin’ Good. And take Toto Too With You! Do ya! You are Readin’ ThE Wrong FuCkin’ BlOg! What’s It All About? THIS HAS TURNED INTO A RANT! DO NOT READ IT! It is Insulting, Disrespectful, And It WILL PISS YOU OFF! wILL sEVeREallLY PISS YOU ofF! You Think I enjoy Living with Lance? If you Do, You are Fucking STUPID!!!! AND YEAH! I LOVE TO Shit WHERE i eat! tHIS is JUST hOW i fuckin’ ROLL! (iF You are concered for my SANITY or lack THEREOF, Your CONCERNS are WELL, well-founded. But never fear: I WW2 WILL BE DEAD SOON!) But not today. OK? I still HAVE some assholes in my fucket bucket who have pissed me off! And are in serious need of an ass-kickin’. Which I will be more than happy to administer. Believe me: They will miss me! Later! Much Later! But they will harbor fond memories of that ass-kickin’

Fuck ‘Leeky’ Buckets!

(Y’all think I’m ig’nor-ant?)

Caint spel?

Then yer two stupid to read me!

Go away!

OH

Fuckin’

K?

Don’t waste yer fukkin’ dime

Yeah!

I shit where I eat!

So Fuckin’ What!

I am not here to tiptoe thru the fucking two-lips!

Go ahead!

Flame me!

Good Fuckin’ Luck!

With

THAT!

I will hurt yer Fuckin’ FEELINGS!

 

“Lean on me Baby!

“Fuck You!! You Stupid  Bitch!”

“Goin’ To The Chapel…”

WordPress is Begining to GET/approch 

MY BAD SIDE!

mY last fuckin’ NERVE!

hEY! You are APPROACHIN’ DAN’GER’ US FUCKIN;’ THERE!

tRUST ME

When I say this:

This is

a

Place

You do NOT

want

TO 

FUCKING VISIT!!!!!

WordPress!

Do NOT TRY

My

Gracious

GOOD

NATURE!

YOU WILL

RUE

THE FUCKIN’ 

DAY!

tHEY ARE ABOUT TO

EXPERIEENCE

A VERY

UNHAPPY

EXPERIENCE!

MY 

FUCKIN’

TREAT! i mAY if NEED BE, DROP MY LAST

MOTHER-FUCKIN’

DIME

JUST TO

Fly half-Way

‘Round

The 

Whurl.

Just

to

have

that

satis-

faction

of 

depositing 

round

in

yer
dome

and 

watchin’

you

bleed

the fuck

 out

as I laugh

 at

yer

dumb ass

thinking

to

yer

dumb 

ass

with

your

dying

breath

“Fuck did I do to him?”

“You fucked up my posts Asshole! That is why I am killin’ yer dumb-ass! You are too STUPID TO BE STUPID! AND YOU NEED TO DIE MOTHER-FUCKER!”

Die MOTHER-FUCKER! Die!!!

Bye! Bye Bye!

good

FUCKIN’ BYE!

BE DEAD MOTHER-FUKER!

 

aND now

You shall!

Go ahead!

Kiss yer

ASS

Goodbye!

Bye fuckin’ BYE!

Purple Haze!

Worthless Mother

Fucker!

You worthless!

Fucker of Your Mther!

You worthless

Piece-o-Shit

Cock-Sucker!

Kiss the 

SKY!

Kiss that Mother-Fuckin’ 

Sky!

What’s it all about?

I am Atheist,

Capital A

Have Been

Ever Since I 

Learned To Read

This will never change.

Everyone knows this.

I am Not

Militant About it!

But Some

“Hyper Christians Keep Trying to “Save” Me!

Save Me From What?

Yes, I have Theist Friends.

I live in a State Flush With Theists!

I RESPECT THEM!

They Need to RESPECT ME!

(Is This Not What They Are Supposed to DO?)

Faith

What’s it all about?
Alfie?

I really wanna know.

cRED! here:

Catherine Mamontova

569 subscribers

happy NoW Markie??? You supercilly-ous prima-donna,

wanna-be Donna

ASSHOLE! gO Fuck yerself! Use This With My Blessing! You’re Welcome! Don’t EVEN MENTION IT!

 

i Can AdMit When I’m WroNg. evEn When I Don’t KnOw WHen I’ve BeEn wRonG

 

OH! Here is THE FUCKING LINK!

(tHAT Satisfy, sate you? Mark? Asshole)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48oLsDImC5A

BITCH!

FAKE BITCH!

HITCH PUTS IT BEST!

If You Be Not Afraid & Not Scared!

And Have a Fukkin’ Brain,

Watch THIS!

GODDAMN IT!!!

WORDPRESS! tHE Total Tonnage

of

Your

YOUR YOUR

TOTAL

STUPIDITY

COULD

SINK

THE

MIGHTY

FUCKING

BISMARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yU ARE Cordially

INVITED

TO

KISS MY ASS!!!!

Yeah!

I MISS MY MADELYN

SHE WAS THE ONLIEST ONE

WHO

:”UNNER-STOOD ME”

AND ‘GOT’ MY FUCKED-UP CENTS-O- HUMOR!

MOIST OF Y’ALL ARE PUT OFF BY IT! ASK ME HOW MANY FUKS I GIVE ABOUT YER LAME-ASS OPIONS! MADDY’S OPION OF ME IS THE OHNLY OPION I EVER GAVE A FUCK ABOUT!

GOGGMN HER!

BITCH

DIED

FIRST

SHE VIOLATED OUR

FUKKIN’

CONTRACT!

SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO KEEEP

ME

SAFE

FROM

ME!

i SUX

AT

FLYIN’

FUKKIN

SOLO

GOD

DAMN

YOU!

MADELYN!

yOU

BROKE

OUR

PACT!

YOU FUKKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yU

CUNT!

MOTHERFUCK!

HOW MUCH

I MISS YOU! YOU YOU BITCH YOU

WONDERFUL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

YOU BITCH ON WHEELS!

Madelyn!

Go fuck you!

For dying on me!

You fukkin’ cunt!

What’s It All About? THIS HAS TURNED INTO A RANT! DO NOT READ IT! It is Insulting, Disrespectful, And It WILL PISS YOU OFF! wILL sEVeREallLY PISS YOU ofF!

 

 

What’s it all about?

I am Atheist,

Capital A

Have Been

Ever Since I 

Learned To Read

This will never change.

Everyone knows this.

I am Not

Militant About it!

But Some

“Hyper Christians Keep Trying to “Save” Me!

Save Me From What?

Yes, I have Theist Friends.

I live in a State Flush With Theists!

I RESPECT THEM!

They Need to RESPECT ME!

(Is This Not What They Are Supposed to DO?)

Faith

What’s it all about?
Alfie?

I really wanna know.

cRED! here:

Catherine Mamontova

569 subscribers

happy NoW Markie??? You supercilly-ous prima-donna,

wanna-be Donna

ASSHOLE! gO Fuck yerself! Use This With My Blessing! You’re Welcome! Don’t EVEN MENTION IT!

i Can AdMit When I’m WroNg. evEn When I Don’t KnOw WHen I’ve BeEn wRonG

OH! Here is THE FUCKING LINK!

(tHAT Satisfy, sate you? Mark? Asshole)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48oLsDImC5A

BITCH!

FAKE BITCH!

HITCH PUTS IT BEST!

If You Be Not Afraid & Not Scared!

And Have a Fukkin’ Brain,

Watch THIS!

GODDAMN IT!!!

WORDPRESS!

THE TOTAL TONNAGE

OF

YOUR STUPIDITY

COULD / AND WOULD

SINK

THE

MIGHTY

FUCKING

BISMARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ll get to the MOTHER-FUCKIN’ Credits LATER!

i AM IN pissed off mode RIGHT NOW

AND i HAVE

ZORO

000000

ZRRO ZORRO

NO

Fucks

Worth

Givin’ a single fuck

ABOUT!

AND Y’ALL KNOW I DO

NOT

LOVE ME

WHEN

I FIND ME

HERE!

GODDAMN YOU GOd!

DO SOMETHING!

INSTALL

UPLOAD

DOWNLOAD

A NEW

FUKCIN’

ALGORY-RHYTM!

I’M TIRED OF YOUR

SAME OLD

FUKKIN’

SONG

SO WRONG!

SO FUCKIN’

LONG

HAVE A

CHAT

WITH

YER

BRAT!

WHAT WAS

HIS

FUCKIN’ NAME A=GIN?

hEY-ZEUS?

FUCK YOU GOD

GET

OUTTA MY HEAD!

YOU ARE NOT

WELCOME

FUCKIN’

HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What’s It All About? THIS HAS TURNED INTO A RANT! DO NOT READ IT!

What’s it all about?

I am Atheist,

Capital A

Have Been

Ever Since I 

Learned To Read

This will never change.

Everyone knows this.

I am Not

Militant About it!

But Some

“Hyper Christians Keep Trying to “Save” Me!

Save Me From What?

Yes, I have Theist Friends.

I live in a State Flush With Theists!

I RESPECT THEM!

They Need to RESPECT ME!

(Is This Not What They Are Supposed to DO?)

Faith

What’s it all about?
Alfie?

I really wanna know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48oLsDImC5A

Christopher Hitchens: On The Suicide of His Mother

This seems to be popular.

Of late.

fuk it.

Perhaps it is just the sign of the seasons….

Maybe we all want to commit suicide.

Relinquish the world back to the roaches.

Surely they could do no worse, management – wise.

The below is transcribed from Hitch’s book “Hitch-22”

Hitch 22 cigs

***

…because most of what I know about manic depression I first learned from Hamlet.

“I have of late,” the Prince of Denmark tells us, “but wherefore I know not—lost all my mirth.” Everyone living has occasionally experienced that feeling, but the lines that accompany it are the best definition of the blues that was ever set down. (“Tired of living, scared of dying” is the next-best encapsulation, offered in “Old Man River.”) Who would carry on with the unending tedium and potential misery if they did not think that extinction would even be less desirable or—as it is phrased in another of Hamlet’s mood-swing soliloquies—if “the ever-lasting” had “not set his canon ‘gainst self-slaughter”?

There are fourteen suicides in eight works of Shakespeare, according to Giles Romilly Feddnen’s study of the question, and these include the deliberate and ostensibly noble ones of Romeo and Juliet and of Othello. It’s of interest that only Hamlet’s darling Ophelia, whose death at her own hands is not strictly intentional, it is the object of condemnation by the clergy. My own indifference to religion and refusal to credit any babble about an afterlife has, alas, denied me the hearty satisfaction experienced by Ophelia’s brother Laertes, who whirls on the moralizing cleric to say:

“I tell thee, churlish priest,

A ministering angel shall my sister be,

When thou liest howling.”

Memorable to be sure, but too dependent on the evil and stupidity of the heaven/hell dualism, and of scant use to me in deciding how it was that a thoughtful, loving, cheerful, person like Yvonne, who was in reasonable health, would want to simply give up.

I thought it might have something to do with what the specialists call “anhedonia,” or the sudden inability to derive pleasure from anything, most especially from the pleasurable. Al Alverez, in his very testing and demanding study of the subject, “The Savage God,” returns often to the suicide of Cesare Pavese, who took his own life at the apparent height of his powers.  

Don't stay here

“In the year before he died he turned out two of his best novels… One month before the end he received the Strega Prize, the supreme accolade for an Italian writer. ‘I have never been so much alive as now,’ he wrote, ‘never so young.’ A few days later he was dead. Perhaps the sweetness itself of his creative powers made his innate depression all the harder to bear.”

***

Thank you for reading.

-Lance

(We now return you to our regularly scheduled…)

For Reference:

I love Helena Bonham Carter… Cannot help myself. (This scene is disturbing: do Not Watch)

If You Watch Nothing Else, Please Please PLEASE  Watch This:

Credit: And watch it AGAIN!

Here now (I hope) is the proper credit:

https://www.youtube.com/user/jakuerika

God’s Wisdom

(Apologies to Ogden Nash)

God in His wisdom let people die
God in His wisdom made them all fry

The People, they cried
Why Dear God Why?

God in His wisdom
All part of my Plan
Don’t ask me again
I am that I am

God in His wisdom
Boo Hoo and Boo Hoo

The People they cried,
Dear God, Oh Dear God,
Even We True?

God in His wisdom, Yes
Even you
God in His wisdom made sure we all knew

That God with His wisdom,
Is an Asshole
Tried and True Blue

And Jesus wept
Boo… Hoo!