I was ‘Moved’ in Jerusalem, but not by God.
Mostly ‘Moved’ by the Arab Street Vendors
Peddling their
‘Jesus Trinkets’
***
This Shall Be A WIP. I was Once a Christian in My Youth–Then I Grew Up. And Learned to Read. I Have Been to The ‘Holy’ Land! Have You?
R.E.M. – Losing My Religion
“That Was Just a Dream”
Then I Woke Up.
Cred for Vid Share: remhq
Give Me Some Time.
“You Are Not Me”
***
P.S. I LOVE Jerusalem
Yet, I Aswered their Much needed / Heeded Call–Might Have Been a Damsel-in-Distress–For All I Knew…
Oh, Hell No!
Just two Morons!
“Oh Lord, Please Forgive Them—For They Know Not What They Do, Nor Who They Were Fukken With”
And of course I was Respectful–I am NOT a Complete Moron! Had They Been Mormons From Utah, I would have introduced them to the under-side of my boots, but these were Texans, and being same, deserved some semblance of my respect. I invited them in…
I AM Only a Half-Way Moron.
And Let Me ‘En-Lighten Y’all:
Neither One Looked Even Remotely Like Emmy Lou.
If’n They Had,
Things May have Gone Off Some-What Smoother for Them…
But, Alas.
I DID Try To Explain to These Two Idiots How Much I Respected Folks of Faith.
But I am an Atheist.
“Forever how long?” One inquired.
“Ever since I learned to read,” I responded.
Our ‘Conversation’ kinda went South after that.
FAITH:
There’s a Hallelujah on The Lips Of All Good Dyin’ Men
The High-Women
“Heaven is a Honky-Tonk”
My Relationship with ‘God’ is rather, shall we say, ‘Complicated’
Flew, Like One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Right Over Their Heads…
Again, Alas. I gave Up
And then I Cordially Invited Them to Go Get Fu*kd
Emmylou!
I love You!
For You and You Alone,
I would go to Church
FAITH
Bull-Shit Department:
Cred: Carlin
****
Story at Eleven
To Be Continued.
I Have Only Scratched the Surface of
This Holy Encounter
Stray Tuned
***
Twisted Sister –
We’re Not Gonna Fake it
Anymore
***
, BUT nEVER CAN GET FUCKIN’ LAID! & FUCKIN’ FATIG yEAH!’D=odd dam (Dat’s French! Y’all! I am so fukkin’ sick of LANCE! sOMEONE SHOOT this FUCKER! rIGHT bETEEN THE FUK-in’ EYES! IN THE FUKKIN G EYEE!
so Pissed off at that God! You know the one! THAT ONE WHO NEVER EXISTED! HE SOLD ME A BILL GOODS! hIS ASS was writing writing was writing Checks He Was Never Gonna CASh!
What as ASS! hOLE! What’s It All About?
THIS HAS TURNED INTO A RANT! DO NOT READ IT! It is Insulting, Disrespectful,
And It WILL PISS YOU OFF! wILL sEVeREallLY PISS YOU ofF! I really wante to FUCKING BELIEVE! BUT I LEAR’ND TO READ! MY HUGE FUKKIN’ MONU-MENTAL FUCK-UP!!!!! Fuk this! My mental mind is BLOWN!!! AWAY! (i may be havin’ some “issues”)—insanity ones! And I cannot spel nor typy fer caca!
i should learn how to
MEND MY FUCKIN’ SPEECH A BIT!
naw!
FUK THAT! tHAT would BORE y’all! My Largess fukking FEAR is to become “borin’ & Dict-able!— Pre-Dict- Un-able! to wRITE THE true Shit Surfaces in my FUKKING BRAIN
Faith
i Can AdMit When I’m WroNg. evEn When I Don’t KnOw WHen I’ve BeEn wRonG
BITCH!
FAKE BITCH!
HITCH PUTS IT BEST!
If You Be Not Afraid & Not Scared!
And Have a Fukkin’ Brain,
Watch THIS!
GODDAMN IT!!!
WORDPRESS!
THE TOTAL TONNAGE
OF
YOUR STUPIDITY
COULD / AND WOULD
SINK
THE
MIGHTY
FUCKING
BISMARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ll get to the MOTHER-FUCKIN’ Credits LATER!
i AM IN pissed off mode RIGHT NOW
AND i HAVE
ZORO
000000
ZRRO ZORRO
NO
Fucks
Worth
Givin’ a single fuck
ABOUT!
AND Y’ALL KNOW I DO
NOT
LOVE ME
WHEN
I FIND ME
HERE!
GODDAMN YOU GOd!
DO SOMETHING!
INSTALL
UPLOAD
DOWNLOAD
A NEW
FUKCIN’
ALGORY-RHYTM!
I’M TIRED OF YOUR
SAME OLD
FUKKIN’
SONG
SO WRONG!
SO FUCKIN’
LONG
HAVE A
CHAT
WITH
YER
BRAT!
WHAT WAS
HIS
FUCKIN’ NAME A=GIN?
hEY-ZEUS?
FUCK YOU GOD
GET
OUTTA MY HEAD!
YOU ARE NOT
WELCOME
FUCKIN’
HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I May Have Found Religion. Or It Found Me. Or We Found Each Other. –Can’t Say ‘Re-Born’–
Because I Wasn’t Born:
I Was Squeezed Out Of A Bar Rag
*Heavy Sigh*
Seems The Ironic Joke Is On Me
Perhaps There Actually Is-A-God?
At This Point, I Am Ready To Believe In Just About ANYTHING
Lord Knows I’ve Been Wrong About Shit
Once or Twice Before
****
Ian Prowse sings:
‘Maybe There Is A God After All’
Cred For Vid: Liverpool Philharmonic
***
I Am Certainly Feeling Quite BLESS’D
Right About Now.
So Maybe
Just Maybe
Or Maybe… I am Just Lucky
Please Allow Me To Explain:
I Ran Outta Booze Days Ago
Not Really a Big Hairy Deal
(Just As Long as DT Man Stayed Away–He Did–Thank Baby Hey Zeus)
But I Had
ALSO
Run-Out-OF-Copenhagen!
Smokin’
(Empty, Try Another)
Credit: The Lovely Joni Mitchell
*****
This Was Bad Beyond BAD For Your Humble Author
I will have No Money Until The 10th of Never (SS Check June)
Copenhagen Cost Seven Bucks & Change Theses Days.
And Ninety Percent Of That Is State Tax!
Fu*k Me!
Anyway, I had been drinking Lots of Coffee–trying to Keep My Sanity Intact and Tryin’ to keep My ‘Snuff Jones’ at Bay.
Running Low On Coffee, I remembered My Savannah GF had sent me a case of Instant Hot Chocolate.
So I went rummaging about in My ‘Chocolate Box’
***
And Lo & Behold!
FOUND THREE CANS O’ COPENHAGEN
Residin’ Within!
Which I had apparently knocked into during an earlier inebriated state of Physical State and Forgotten All About.
Go Figger
Went Immediately Into MY HAPPY DANCE!
Pharrell Williams – Happy
JUDY GARLAND AND BARBRA STREISAND –
Happy Days Are Here Again
Cred For Vid Share: George John
*****
Copenhagen & Copenhagen Angel Live Ned Ledoux:
Cred For Share: Ryan Horacek
***
First words out of my mouth–Spoken aloud in Fact–almost shouted:
“Hallelujah! Thank You GOD! Thank You JESUS!”
Oh Happy Day
Sister Act 2
I Reiterate:
Maybe There Is-A-God
This Changes EVERYTHING In-My-World-View!
****
I am A Simple Man:
Simple Wants, Simple Desires, Simple Dreams, Simple Addictions, Simple Character Flaws.
Simple
And Yes! I Am A Sinner
Just Ask My Maternal Grandmother.
Bitch Was Always Tryin’ To Shove A Bible Up-My-Ass
You’ll Need A Ouija Board–Bitch Done Been Dead
****
Hint: She’s The One On The Right,
er…
Left
***
–Save For A Few ‘Die-Hard Fans’–(Thank Y’all Die-Hard Fans) But Alas. Woe Is Me. I’d Like to Reach A Larger Audience.
(This is Mainly Just A ‘Puff-Piece’–Constructed of Stuff I Callously/Un-Abashedly/Shamelessly Stole Off the Internet)
***
Whatever–I Do Not Look Gift Horses in Their Mouths.
“Christopher Hitchens: On The Suicide of His Mother”
Yeah. That’s The Title Of this Shit-Post
***
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern:
This seems to be popular.
Of late.
fuk it.
Perhaps it is just the sign of the seasons….
“What’s Your Name?
Who’s Your Daddy?
Is He Rich Like Me?”
People Seemed to Have More fun In the Sixties.
But isn’t that Always the Way It Is?
We Always hearken to Our Past.
Why?
Our Future Is Right Now–
Meow
Cred: Some Walking Dead Zombies
***
Maybe we all want to commit suicide.
I have Pondered it Too Many Times
(But I Am A Coward)
Yet…Relinquish the world back to the roaches.
Surely they could do no worse, management – wise.
“To Die–Sleep No More”
***
I love Helena Bonham Carter… Cannot help myself. (This scene is disturbing: do Not Watch)
Credit: And watch it AGAIN!
Here now (I hope) is the proper credit:
https://www.youtube.com/user/jakuerika
Cred: jakuerika
, BUT nEVER CAN GET FUCKIN’ LAID! & FUCKIN’ FATIG yEAH!’D=odd dam (Dat’s French! Y’all! I am so fukkin’ sick of LANCE! sOMEONE SHOOT this FUCKER! rIGHT bETEEN THE FUK-in’ EYES! IN THE FUKKIN G EYEE!
so Pissed off at that God! You know the one! THAT ONE WHO NEVER EXISTED! HE SOLD ME A BILL GOODS! hIS ASS was writing writing was writing Checks He Was Never Gonna CASh!
What as ASS! hOLE! What’s It All About?
THIS HAS TURNED INTO A RANT! DO NOT READ IT! It is Insulting, Disrespectful,
And It WILL PISS YOU OFF! wILL sEVeREallLY PISS YOU ofF! I really wante to FUCKING BELIEVE! BUT I LEAR’ND TO READ! MY HUGE FUKKIN’ MONU-MENTAL FUCK-UP!!!!! Fuk this! My mental mind is BLOWN!!! AWAY! (i may be havin’ some “issues”)—insannity ones! And I cannot spel nor typy fer caca!
i should learn how to
MEND MY FUCKIN’ SPEECH A BIT!
naw!
FUK THAT! tHAT would BORE y’all! My Largess fukking FEAR is to become “borin’ & Dict-able!— Pre-Dict- Un-able! to wRITE THE true Shit Surfaces in my FUKKING BRAIN
Faith
i Can AdMit When I’m WroNg. evEn When I Don’t KnOw WHen I’ve BeEn wRonG
BITCH!
FAKE BITCH!
HITCH PUTS IT BEST!
If You Be Not Afraid & Not Scared!
And Have a Fukkin’ Brain,
Watch THIS!
GODDAMN IT!!!
WORDPRESS!
THE TOTAL TONNAGE
OF
YOUR STUPIDITY
COULD / AND WOULD
SINK
THE
MIGHTY
FUCKING
BISMARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ll get to the MOTHER-FUCKIN’ Credits LATER!
i AM IN pissed off mode RIGHT NOW
AND i HAVE
ZORO
000000
ZRRO ZORRO
NO
Fucks
Worth
Givin’ a single fuck
ABOUT!
AND Y’ALL KNOW I DO
NOT
LOVE ME
WHEN
I FIND ME
HERE!
GODDAMN YOU GOd!
DO SOMETHING!
INSTALL
UPLOAD
DOWNLOAD
A NEW
FUKCIN’
ALGORY-RHYTM!
I’M TIRED OF YOUR
SAME OLD
FUKKIN’
SONG
SO WRONG!
SO FUCKIN’
LONG
HAVE A
CHAT
WITH
YER
BRAT!
WHAT WAS
HIS
FUCKIN’ NAME A=GIN?
hEY-ZEUS?
FUCK YOU GOD
GET
OUTTA MY HEAD!
YOU ARE NOT
WELCOME
FUCKIN’
HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!