I Tried (In Vain) to Record a Vid of My Mouse-House, via My Stupid Phone. Wanted to Give Y’all The ‘Nickle Tour.’ After 15 Tries I Finally Gave Up. “Screw it!” I said aloud, to no one in particular

Apparently, Only The Gnats & Roaches Heard Me.

And They Already Had Their Bags Packed.

And were marching toward the door

I’ve said it before, but it bears repetition:

Gnats and Roaches make the WORST Pets!

Ingrates!

***

So now, right now meow,

Y’all suffer through this moldy oldie.

And suffer in silence.

My neighbors are all light sleepers

And I am not desirous of getting evicted twice in the same year,

FAIR WARNING!

I Am A Trained Killer.

Thanks to The United States Navy SEAL Training

I suffered through.

Twice

Hope You Are Too, Land-Lady.

Becuz

I Ain’t Goin’ No-Where Peaceable-Like

Not Anytime Soon.

Not This Time

Hell No, I Aint Gonna Go!

Cred: Matthew Jones

IRON REAGAN – “I Won’t Go”

But Let’s Try To Keep The Playing Field Somewhat Level

Dear Land-Lady.

Just For Your Sake & Safety

Old Oldie WARNING:

It Was Supposed to Be A Muy Grande Party–But America Has Lost Its Collective Mind! We Are–All of Us,–‘Imma-Grunts’–Nothing More. Nothing Less.

Cinco De Mayonnaise:

Street Cred: Dice Man–The Iceman

It Used to Be a Party

For Everyone–Especially In Tejas

Now It’s NOT

Where/When Did We Go So Wrong/Astray??

So Far Away From Where We Once Were

Wrong Turn at Albuquerque?

***Heavy Sigh***

Bonus–Kinda ‘Fits’ If You Use Yer Imagination:

Carole King – So Far Away

(BBC In Concert, February 10, 1971)