(Here is the ‘Peanut’ link if ya wanna find the quote.)
My girlfriend is a poker-player. A real good poker-player.
She reads ‘tells’ like I read comic books, i.e. real good.
I am NOT real good at poker. (Craps, Blackjack? Yeah. I shine there)
Anyway…
Here is a transcribed recent conversation, recently transcribed:
“Lance, you’ve been drinking.”
“No I haven’t”
“Yes you have.”
“How can you tell?”
“Because of your ‘tells.’”
“My what?”
“Your ‘tells’.”
“Oh you mean William?”
“No! I mean your ‘tells’.”
“Huh?”
“You telegraph your state.”
“Texas?”
“No Idiot. You telegraph.”
“I don’t speak Morse Code.”
*exasperated looks*
“Lance, I can ‘tell’ when you’ve been drinking from your ‘tells’”
“Tell me my ‘tells’ so that I may amend them.”
“No fucking way I am telling you your ‘tells’”
“Ah! Why not?”
“You just don’t get it do ya?”
“Do tell…”
“Fuck you!”
“Okay.”
P.S. The dog can ‘tell’ too. But he just don’t give-a-shit.
I threw this video in just because I love it.
(Adds absolutely nothing germane to the story)
“Ahso Meta-Mook!”
Is this a word? ‘Meta-Mook’?
(I guess that line forms on the right.)
“heavy sigh”
Yup. Too True…
🙂
Yeah!! Perhaps Sig.Other’s are all the same. So conversations are the same.
Smallish world, eh?
😉
Thanks for stopping by and for the comment.
🙂
LOL. Sounds like conversations with my own SO.
Good chance.
Watching a video on your site as we speak.
Thanks for your comment perhaps we have some similarities
She’s British. What can I say?
Yes.
Will check out the new site.
Thank you for stopping by.
I appreciate your time and your comment.
(Damn! That sounds so formal)
Hey, Thanks for stuff!
(better)
New blog can be found at http://agw2536.wordpress.com Kentucky Angel’s Train Wrecks. Thanks for the follow. You have a very smart girlfriend.
I’m counting on that!
Thanks for the reassurance. 😉
Cheers,
Lance
She is always two steps ahead of me. 😉
Thanks for reading and commenting.
Girl friend sounds like she can keep up with you . . . . .and Iove “Mack the Knife!”
Don’t worry. Dogs will never rat on ya …
Most definitely.
Thanks for the visit and for commenting.
That girl is one smart cookie. And a card shark too? A keeper no doubt.
I did anticipate yer appreciation of the song.
Gotcha!
Simile!
But the Mack the Knife song adds something for ME! Good one, Lance. Tells with a champion poker player girlfriend. Good grief, she knows what you’re thinking before you do, my friend.
None (offense) taken.
😉
No offense – just my personal experience…
Yup
Thank you for your comment.
Drunks are people too
Thank you.
Sounds like she deserves a damned medal.. I KNEW a drunk ONCE… note the past tense and note the singular usage…. never repeated it…. bad, bad news….
Kudos to the girlfriend. 😀