Input/Output: Electricity! (With Sincere Apologies to Joni Mitchell)

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The below is a comment I made over at Aussa’s Blog (a blog I can never say enough good things about), in response to one of her hilarious posts: Ridiculous On The Job Injuries

 http://aussalorens.com/2014/07/10/ridiculous-on-the-job-injuries/

Her prompt:  What’s the most ridiculous way you’ve injured yourself?

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Back in the Middle Ages (1980’s) when I owned my tropical fish store in Nacogdoches

(Yes, That ‘Oldest Town in Texas’), I was trying to clean the front glass of one of my retail tanks (ten gallon) which housed an electric catfish (like an electric eel, but with higher amps and voltage).

I was standing on a stool as ‘Benny Franklin’s’ tank was on the third tier—you just know I had to name him 

—since I’d had him ‘in-stock’ for months (All the East Texans were interested in were guppies, goldfish, and ‘crud-eaters’).

Anyhow, as I was keeping a watchful eye on Benny, lest I inadvertently swerve my paw/forearm into him, a customer walked up to me, inquiring (rather vociferously) about where were the crud eaters

(Yes, I have posted about crud-eaters), I took my eye off the prize (my arm) just for-a-second. Yep: Bam! Brushed Benny and received a shock which knocked me off the stool and flat on my ass.

Input: Output Electricity

Malapterurus electricus- shock yer ass-officus

Embarrassed? What do you think? I was supposedly a ‘professional aquarist.’

Apparently not-on-that-day.

The potential crud-eater customer just looked down at me and announced dryly that she would try ‘Ben Franklin’s’ (coincidence? or irony?) or better still Wal*Mart up the road.

Guess I did not answer her query quick enough as I was taking my own sweet time in my sincere effort to start breathing again.

True Story: you can take my word for it.

😉

Cheers to you Aussa,

Always my pleasure to visit y’all, and glean inspiration for future posts (sincerely).

–Lance

Video Credit: JoniJourney

26 thoughts on “Input/Output: Electricity! (With Sincere Apologies to Joni Mitchell)”

  2. Tropical fish, huh. Kim B told me one time he was importing ‘tropical birds’. What’s the deal with former HG dudes and “tropicals”?

  9. I wanted to go with Joe’s Catch And Release but couldn’t find it on youtube. I’m glad you like my wordless comment. 🙂

    Tasty tasty duck! 😀

  10. Thank you very much Anna.
    Did your daughter like it too?
    I appreciate your read and your enthusiastic comment.
    🙂

  11. Heathen My Friend.
    You have added immense value to my post.
    That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout!
    (Next to Lenny and Carlin, You know I love Joe! ‘Cause I’m just that way!)
    Thanks muchisimo!!

  21. I just knew she had a great sense of humor. Now I have her song “Constant Craving” in my head. Gonna havta download it.
    😉

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